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Incorrect Marauders Quote #11

Sirius: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

James: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Peter: Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie?

Remus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a fucking smoothie, y’all nasty.

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Picture day for the Marauders + Lily!

Circa. 6th year

(made using picrew; order is Remus, James, Sirius, Peter, and Lily)

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Incorrect Marauders Quote #10

Remus: I have all these white Bertie Botts jellybeans that I hope are vanilla, but I’m too scared to try them because they might be earwax.

Sirius *grabbing the entire bag and shoving them all in his mouth*: Hm, not bad.

Remus *agitated*: Vanilla??

Sirius: Earwax.

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Incorrect Marauders Quote #9

Sirius: D’you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Remus: You’re a hazard to society

James: And a coward. Do twenty

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Incorrect Marauders Quote #8

James (reading): “Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”

Remus: Yeah, your frozen, lifeless body will be lost forever in the endless vacuum of space, floating among the stars. Don’t fail.

Sirius: Jesus Christ Moony.

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remus: have i ever told you that you cook well

sirius: *blushing* aw no, you haven’t :)

remus: so, why do you keep cooking

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If there were a row of empty urinals with only the one at the far end occupied, Peter Pettigrew is the type of person who would choose the urinal right next to the one occupied.

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Incorrect Marauders Quote #7

Sirius: Remus has really strong opinions about the weirdest things. Go on, ask him a thing literally no one should have an opinion on.

James: What’s the worst multiple of four?

Remus: Twelve, dumbass.

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Incorrect Marauders Quote #6

*James attempting to reassure Remus that he is ok after a particularly rough Quidditch match*

James: Don’t worry, Madam Pomfrey said all the bleeding is internal!

James: That’s where the blood is supposed to be :)

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Young Marauders x Showers

James: Long, hot showers, fills the air with so much steam it’s nearly impossible to see. Sings loudly, blasts music (Muggle and wizard) and uses his shampoo bottle as an impromptu microphone. Acts out arguments that occasionally result in his shouting startling the others. Has an ongoing competition with Sirius to see who can get their hair into the tallest mohawk. 

Sirius: Short showers, not exactly cold but definitely not warm- his parents would get angry with him for “wasting water”. Once he gets to Hogwarts and realizes that water isn’t an issue, he begins to take longer showers but still never exceeds about 20 minutes. Can’t bring himself to belt it out in the shower like James, but enjoys blasting Muggle music because he knows it would disappoint his parents. Enjoys shaking his wet hair all over, much to the annoyance of the others. Is winning the tallest mohawk competition.

Remus: The hottest showers of all the Marauders, the hot water soothes his muscles- especially after a particularly rough transformation. Enjoys showering in the dark, as it prevents him from having to see his scars. Will sometimes light a candle and focus on relaxing his overactive senses. Takes longer showers, but not as long as James. Doesn’t enjoy playing music in the shower, prefers to focus on the sound of the water.

Peter: Takes the shortest showers other than Sirius. Prefers to shower in the morning. Uses cold water to help himself wake up, and once he is adequately awake he warms the water. Has a thorough skincare routine. Enjoys using scented shower fizzies and in-shower lotion, even though the boys (*James and Sirius*) tease him for it. Love his huge, fluffy robe. Doesn’t play music. 

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Incorrect Marauders Quote #5

*eating dinner in the Great Hall*

James: Whoa Remus, you really wolfed that down!

Sirius: That was great James, I’m really howling with laughter over here!

Remus: I can make your deaths look like an accident.

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Incorrect Marauders Quote #4

*Sirius gets bitten by a snake*

Sirius: Guys, what do I do?? What if it was venomous??

Remus: The book says to “elevate and apply pressure”.

Sirius, grabbing the snake and holding it above his head: Apologize bitch or else

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Incorrect Marauders Quote #3

James: If I punch myself and it hurts, does it mean I’m weak or strong?

Peter: Strong!

Sirius: Weak.

Remus: An idiot.

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Incorrect Marauder’s Quote #2

Sirius: I’m quick at math.

Remus: What’s 38 x 76?

Sirius: 24.

Remus: That’s.....that’s not even close.

Sirius: But it was quick!

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Incorrect Marauders Quote

Sirius (smugly): I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I’ve forgotten something.

Peter: You left me in a WalMart parking lot three weeks ago!

Sirius: I did that on purpose, try again.

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