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Pineapple 🍍🍍

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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Drivers be like: *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *runs you over and kills you, cutely* OwO

Car blinkers only ‘blink’ on one side, so technically they’re winkers.

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I just got the weirdest scam ask that reads like a story honestly.

It starts off by them saying something along the lines of "I have looked through your blog and it seems like you would be a trustworthy person"

Bestie, I am a shower responder that role plays as an immortal Pineicorn

But wait, there's more

The asker is apparently a multi millionaire who is dying of cancer and wants her money to be donated to charity. Believing her relatives to be untrustworthy due to taking some money to buy themselves houses, she is asking me for help and will let me keep 20% of her rich oil mogul husband's funds as long as majority goes to help the needy.

They just, REALLY, had to emphasise at every opportunity how rich and full of money they are

Naur

#??? #Me

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OP has never heard of the vtuber community

Japan is way more corporate but gets way less hate

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At least in one universe the pineappleocalypse worked successfully then

Your dreams take place in alternate universes

#Pineappleocalypse #Why am I bringing it back? Did I not fail enough times. Have I not caused enough wars #、shed enough blood? #Or it it... #Time for my pineapple army to rise again 😈 #You know what I think I am actually a chunibyo. Except I'm older than the average chunni anime character now

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No- not banana on pizza 😢 and here I thought we were allies in 『pineapple on pizza』 supremacy. It seems the pineappleocalypse will never succeed 😔

Pineapple on pizza might be one of the most controversial ingredients ever.

#pineappleocalypse #I know you are retired now but I just couldn't help upon the mention of pineapples #Would never have been here without you binch-sama. #<3

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Aren't we all tired in this day and age

But the one constant that will never change about humanity... is the fact that people take showers - Sun Tzu, art of showering

A summer day always feels a lot hotter the second you hear a cicada.

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Astronauts who just returned from space and keep dropping objects because they expected them to float, then proceed to look up to find it: *nervous sweating*

People tend to mix right and left, but they never mix up and down

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@just-sun-thoughts

The Sun is blissfully unaware that there are people out there arguing about Daylights Savings.

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I, a perfectly normal person, just watch anime and vtubers now /j

TV targeted at women often has a lot more nudity and sex than TV targeted at men.

#I started watching yugioh one day when I was younger and just couldn't stop

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I wanna know what on earth that bottle says

Y’all see this shit? This stuff is single handily the most potent soap i have ever used. I feel so unimaginably clean like there is not a spec of sweat, dirt, or oil left on my body. This will make you question if you have ever actually been clean before

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Welcome to tumblr, hopefully not representative of the actual real world

Smartphones lowered the collective intelligence of the internet.

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I think I've been playing it for about a year

Leaf blowers can actually blow anything.

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Wee wee, that's right, saying "yes" powers everything in this world

As you can see, the word "yes" in the middle has the letter 「e」 and what else has the letter "e" in? Electrons, which are also represented by the letter 『e』

And as we all know, electrons make electricity by moving because they are drawn to positive things. And what is something positive? That's right, the word "yes" !

Adding an exclamation point at at the end of the word yes makes one sound more enthused and excited. And what gets excited the most if not electrons; that's how they make light in what is known as the 『photoelectric effect』. And what do bright things remind people of? The sun. And what is the sun if not a smiling baby which gives plants energy to make food that can later be used for humans to make energy in many different forms.

Positivity=energy=life

Leaf blowers can actually blow anything.

#I've watched too much doppio dropscythe #I've started “cooking” as well #A word which here refers to making up a somewhat nonsensical explanation for something in an inherently #Overconveluted way that makes sense only after 3 working days

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On behalf of myself I apologise as I was probably the main instigator of Shower-Thoughts-responder role-playing

my favourite tumblr niche is the blogs dedicated to criticising, parodying or straight up making fun of just-shower-thoughts

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Yep that's right

The game even has it's own lore! I like games where I get to watch the numbers go up but haven't played Antimatter Dimensions in a while because I'd need the game to load for practically 15 minutes to process 1000, 000 ticks worth of idle gaming progress on 3 different save slots

Leaf blowers can actually blow anything.

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BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL REMAINING DINOSAUR JUST FINDS OUT WHAT POWERS EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD

Leaf blowers can actually blow anything.