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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Kit: Do dragons fart fire?
Ty: I don't know.
Kit: I thought you went to college.
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Inej: So we can't get a cat, because of Jesper's allergies.
Inej: So I got the next best thing.
Kaz: Inej, no, we already have enough to deal with-
Inej: *Brings in Jesper in their cat hoodie* Can we keep them?
Inej: They're trained and everything.
Jesper: Meow, bish.
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Sophie: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Agatha: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Agatha: I don't cook I don't clean-
Sophie: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Sophie & Agatha: .....
Sophie & Agatha: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Wylan: Are you ready to commit?
Jesper: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Leo: Piper!
Piper: Shh, Jason is sleeping.
Leo, whispering: Oh, okay.
Piper: So what did you want to tell me?
Leo: The house is on fire.
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Agatha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.
Sophie, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Leo: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Piper: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Jason, deer!"
Leo: ...And what did Jason do?
Piper: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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give him all your sweeties!!!
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Mark: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Cristina: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Mark: Yes!
Kieran: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Emma: We have fun, don’t we, Julian?
Julian: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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The Witch’s Apprentice pt. 1 🌙
they’re making potions! 🔮
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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my brain has too many tabs open
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Jesper: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Wylan: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Agatha: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Tedros: I'm aware of that.
Agatha: But then you and I had some time together.
Tedros: Uh-huh?
Agatha: It did not get better.
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Reblog!!!!!!
SAVE A GIRLS SERVICE DOG
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(The gif is just a placeholder until I figure out how the hecks to get the photo of makana's dog out of the gofundme, cause if you don't have photos it's not eye-catching and thats. Very counterintuitive.)
I know this is a little bit out of the ordinary for me, but this is serious. An online friend of mine, Makana, needs help paying for a lawyer to keep her service dog. She has severe mental health complications that would make it extremely difficult for her to function without Buddy, who she's had for over 5 years now. She's currently preparing for a nasty court case between her and her mother over the custody of Buddy. (See site for more details) Anything you give goes towards her lawyer. If you can donate any margin of money, whether that be 20 dollars or just mere cents, it would be greatly appreciated. If you can't donate, it's fine, that's okay, but PLEASE reblog for reach, or make your own post if you must. I don't care what you do, as long as it's something.
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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Day 3. Bat. 🦇🎃🌙
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justacrazybookworm · 3 years
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spoopy time?
SPOOPY TIME!!!
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