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justaqueercactus · 2 years

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gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe

#no bc this would be the best thing ever

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justaqueercactus · 2 years

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if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:

the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.

now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:

hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?

hermey is trans

#no but same for Rudolph bc male reindeer she’s antlers before Christmas

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justaqueercactus · 2 years

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I'm back on my bullshit

#treacherous power family

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justaqueercactus · 2 years

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reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

#manifesting this

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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everybody reblog this with an everyday thing that would fucking kill a founding father. don’t question it just do it

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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Wiggle

#long post

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get

Don't walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

#I don’t know what the reference is but gl

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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shows you a bug (romantic)

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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Some Queenie fo today

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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^for the rats to sniff

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

#brb crying

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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When I was a kid I self identified as both "quirky" and "tomboyish" so you can imagine the kind of gender I have now

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

#Candy corn slaps especially the pumpkin ones #I really like both red and black licorice #peanut butter + chocolate is really good even though I don’t like peanut butter #mint + chocolate is really good #sour candy is god tier and The Best

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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Flashback to Oreo and her being over-enthusiastic with the “read” trick!

Trick tutorial on training this trick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCGwUVwXbUo

#rats #this is so cute I’m crying /pos

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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justaqueercactus · 3 years

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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