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“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next
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This is in response to the missile strikes on Yemen and the Ansar Allah movement (aka the Houthis) being designated as terrorists again
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friendly reminder that it costs literally fucking $0 to eat the next spider you see
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Look its the Tumblr live shutdown warning!
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Attacking you
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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces
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i’m gonna find a museum and wander around its halls until someone poetically falls in love me
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furina pulled up his wiki page
(speech bubble says: "i don't even know why i'm here! i did nothing wrong!")
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Can you show us more oil. Please
here's her showing off her power star
and here's her launching a psychic attack
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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time
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robert evans continuing to be my hero
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