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justausualunicorn · 4 months
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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
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justausualunicorn · 5 months
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*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction.
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justausualunicorn · 9 months
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the sunny costume department is insane like. mac is literally wearing a shirt that says he’s “denny’s”. lol.
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justausualunicorn · 9 months
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justausualunicorn · 9 months
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chronic illness mood of the week
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justausualunicorn · 9 months
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Hey!
Don't forget to hunch over! It's more comfortable to sit that way!
If you feel thirsty then just ignore it! You can get more water another time!
Close your curtains! Spend less time in nature!
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justausualunicorn · 9 months
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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doing research before going outside
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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the legend when zelda breathes in the wild idk ive never played it
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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merlin trending randomly every so often is one of the funniest things on this website
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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Andrew's Spider-man would never meet Eddie Brock or Deadpool because all of them would reek sexual tension so much it'll be banned in at least 50 countries
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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“Not even close, baby, Technoblade never dies! Technoblade never dies! Never question me again, Chat! I don’t care how many mobs ambush me, I don’t care if they’re a whole Wither army, I don’t care if twelve Withers spawn in my location, I’m incapable of death! Iron armour, no helmet, doesn’t matter! I do not die! I DO NOT DIE! Heh… Heh… Not once. Not once, Chat! I do not die! “Luck”?! Yeah, I AM pretty lucky because I was born Technoblade, incapable of death! The Immortal! Thank you very much!”
— Technoblade, Dream SMP
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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5000 likes!
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justausualunicorn · 10 months
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whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him
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