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That’s no moon

Holy shit there's a thing going over the sun!!

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Single letter asks? Blow up your notifications overnight? I would never

🎂

i'm not about to answer the other 34979734 single letter asks but THANK YOUUUUUUU

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It's like you knew I

was allergic to bees and you

covered me honey anyway...

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Oh my god this is so accurate

You should really get good at Whack-A-Mole as a kid because that's literally all being an adult is. Random work problem WHACK! Another bill comes in WHACK! Another phone call WHACK Medical crisis WHACK! Car breaks down WHACK!

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OMG THEYRE SO FLUFFY I WANT TO HUG ITTTTT

Your daily dose of fluffy animal content ♡

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if you think im pretty now u should see me with your dick down my throat and tears in my eyes

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Sometimes you get an itch and there’s only one way to scratch it

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The pipes may have frozen last night, but don’t worry. I have a live in plumber.

#fucking mondays #if this pipe bursts I swear to fuck

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Hey, the Nora works well too.

they should invent a way to hug your online friends who live so so far away

#seriously though Bluetooth toys are top tier

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…..

Seriously though this would work

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2023 was rough. Let’s go 2024.

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My soul is aching

The windows are a little cleaner

I feel lost and listless

My floors are a little neater

I find new ways to miss you

To take up time I used to spend

Cleaning up, now I’m the mess

Left behind

I wish I had to clean again

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2023

Hey David, how many days are there until Christmas?

Thank you David!

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Love getting the tea while drinking tea hehe

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#they’re all fucking crazyyyyyyyy

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#another successful pie year in the books

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not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead

Making a comment to get this to post.

#I am solely reblogging this because it feels like a fever dream and not reality

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I am this kind of nerd.

That’s SO cool to see it explained