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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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faggot.com/careers

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My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?

Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in

My wife: What does that mean

Me: This

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

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need need need need need need need

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Yeah, you could say I support men (voted not to drown the boyfriend trapped in the tumblr poll)

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I know her tumblr would be fire

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just found out the "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets" guy from vine is married 6 years to a man and does research into HIV and AIDS...

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I want him to have a Polaroid picture of me with his cock down my throat in his wallet

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For all those who participate

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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we built this city

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guys. healing is awesome

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