HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THE RUMOR THAT LOUIS TOMLINSON AND HARRY STYLES ARE IN A SECRET GAY RELATIONSHIP??? BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD ABOUT IT, THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE BY THE END OF THIS PROMO SEASON
i think louis has a crush on me. he gazes at me and his eyes sparkle. he calls me pet names and we kiss sometimes. i confronted him about it and he told me we’re married. i’m okay with that.
the other day he put a lamp in the washing machine. it’s unrelated but i thought it was worth mentioning. he also told me that cows have best friends and get distressed when they’re separated and i cried for hours.
Q: Louis, many fans believe in the theory of you dating Harry Styles, even though you describe this story as ridiculous. So why is this conspiracy so famous?
Louis Tomlinson: I think like any of those things, you know… what’s tough is I’ve realized some years ago: there’s nothing I can say, there’s nothing I can do to dispel the believers of that conspiracy. They are so intertwined with what they believe to be the truth that they won’t actually see the truth for what it is.
I’d be lying if I— it does irritate me a little bit, you know? It is just the nature of the job, I suppose. There’s times when it gets a little bit… at times it gets far too personal within that whole space. I’ve got my son Freddie, who is the most important person in my life. Occasionally it broaches the stuff that is really unfair.
It kind of is just this thing that exists now. There’s nothing I can do about it. There’s nothing I can say about it to stop people making up what they want to make up. So, so be it.
- Louis Tomlinson, answering a question about the Larry conspiracy for g1 in São Paulo [2.4.3024]