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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#knife.
#cutting.
#chocolate.
#amaury guichon
#foosball
#i mean i guess!
#this is so fucking funny like man! come on!
#what do you want me to say!
#like yeah why not a full sized foosball table made of fucking chocolate who cares anymore fuck it!
#and i guess this is appropriate for the soccer drama or whatever going on
#i have no idea the only sport i can stomach is baseball but good luck to all of you if you're into that
#this is stressing me out so much though like imagine the little handle melting in your hand when you're trying to play
#like what then amaury how can we get past that
#also all of you that sent very sweet messages either about me being gone or being sweet about the girl i'm seeing
#or just being nice in general i'm in love with all of you and i'm sending you a thousand dollars in the mail
#oh and tomorrow is my mom's birthday so that's exciting!
#and if you want a quick little dating life update things are still going very well with said girl
#i decided i'm gonna take her to build a bear and the rainforest cafe on friday
#'cause she's never in her life built a bear can you believe that
#and yes i did say the rainforest cafe which is the HEIGHT of luxury and sophistication thank you
#but again that is all i'm going to say so as to not attract any evil energies 🧿🧿🧿
#but i hope everything had a gorgeous little holiday if you celebrate it
#and if you don't i hope you had a nice day anyway
#okay have a good tuesday love you 💖
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Can we get some Astros bakes if possible for luck 🥺
oh god…… i don’t know if i wanna do that to all of the dodgers fans that follow me
#not pastries
#I’m trying to spare you tuba-david
#bottom of the first though already 1-1 I feel like it’s gonna be a good game
#a little 😬 about verlander but still
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#no cutting.
#cakes
#halloween
#chocolate
#ghosts
#is this not the sweetest shit you've ever SEEN
#but alright this concludes the justpastryvideos 2022 halloween celebration i have to get ready to go to knotts
#and i'm wearing a fun new little pumpkin bolo tie that the girl i'm seeing got me
#from a guy we met at a square dancing thing who MAKES his own bolo ties is that not so sickening
#so i will be working serving slaying with my mom my brother and his girlfriend and all the monsters who inhabit the facilities
#but i'd love to hear about everyone else's halloween plans or what you dressed up as
#or if you're handing out candy or whatever you WANT
#okay love you be safe bye!
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#knife.
#cutting.
#body horror tw
#horror tw
#eyes tw
#face pies
#happy face pie fmonday!
#i know i said i wouldn't post these on any day that wasn't friday but.... come on... it's halloween don't you wanna have a little fun
#this is giving very much that one twilight zone episode where everyone looks like pigs
#like that's the twist is everyone looks like this pie and not like a normal person
#it's a good episode!
#i hope we're all having very scary halloweens so far watch a good horror movie for me
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#stim video.
#pastry
#baking.
#no cutting.
#cookies
#cookie decorating
#halloween
#nail polish
#oh just to let everyone here know
#pop princess carly rae jepsen put a new album out
#titled the loneliest time
#absolute banger after banger 10/10 album
#i saw her on the 18th i miss her so much stream the album or i will get you
#my personal faves are sideways
#surrender my heart
#so nice
#and talking to yourself
#so do some homework do some research and get back to me
#the album is so fucking good seriously
#in a completely objective way i would never be biased about this
#either way..... stream it 🔫
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happy spooky day!!!!! you got any horror pies?
👀
#not pastries
#only time will tell I suppose
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#knife.
#cutting.
#cakes
#halloween
#fondant
#frankenstein
#thesweetimpact
#hmmmm my vote is for the cartoon side
#oh but i'm excited i'm going to knott's scary farm for the third time tonight
#i think knott's is only a california thing?? i'm not even sure but we're very much a knott's scary farm family
#we went to the universal horror nights once and it was fine
#but knott's is always number one in our hearts
#they have more mazes and i feel like they're more creative yknow
#universal has all the big franchises which is fine but knott's has a maze where you get guns to shoot the monsters so
#like what else do you want
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#stim video.
#pastry
#baking.
#no cutting.
#cupcakes
#blood tw
#teeth tw
#halloween
#i hope we all had really good halloween costumes this year
#i did not even though my friend had a little halloween party i'm sorry to let everyone down
#i had plans but then i had drama with my ear and had to go to the doctor and it was a whole thing so i'm sorry
#but mostly what i want from this world is to have a couples costume that's needy and jennifer from jennifer's body
#OR marceline and princess bubblegum
#and i have to be needy or marceline or it won't work and i'm not interested
#i really wanted to go as art the clown from terrifier but just had no time
#but i'm sure you all had some sickening costumes
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#knife.
#cutting.
#cakes
#chocolate
#halloween
#ghosts
#pauline
#god i have not posted pauline in a MINUTE
#but while we're here and we're talking about girls......
#i have some news to share
#i have been seeing a girl for a little bit........
#my mom finally convinced me to make a dating app profile lmao
#and soooo yeah!
#it's very new but it's going well so far and that's all i'm gonna say lmao
#i don't want to absorb anyone's evil energies or bad intentions so 🧿
#🧿🧿🧿
#but yeah idk she's sweet! she calls me sugar and can beat me in arm wrestling
#and showed up to our second date with something she had crocheted for me
#so yeah i don't know it's fun it's chill
#🧿but i don't wanna share too much 🧿
#so just a little bit of exciting news in the justpastryvideos universe that i wanted to share
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#no cutting.
#cakes
#halloween
#eyes
#spiders
#trypophobia
#HAPPY HALLOWEEEEENNNNN BABIES
#all halloween all FUCKIN DAY LET'S GO
#let's get spooky let's get scary
#we're getting into the ghouls we're getting into the goblins the ghosts the spectres the spirits
#maybe even an apparition or two
#who knows no one can say for sure
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#no cutting.
#cakes
#frogs
#mushrooms
#turtles
#over the garden wall
#ain't that just the way 😌
#is this not the most beautiful cake you've ever seen?
#maybe it's just my hormones being crazy but if i thought about this cake for too long i could start to cry
#but of course we can't get into fall we can't get into the spooky and scary ghoulish behaviors without over the garden wall
#and that's a rock fact
#it's so fun i actually got an enoch bolo tie i'm obsessed
#i haven't had the opportunity to wear it yet but i can't wait
#and jason funderburker on the top this cake is so perfect
#i actually met creator patrick mchale at comic con years ago and he was the sweetest guy in the world
#and my signed otgw record is one of my prized possessions i never take it out i don't ever dare even look in her direction
#she is very special to me
#anyways sorry for being gone for a while
#i had some horrible classes that were really challenging but they're done now and i have a little time off
#i've also been trying to like g-ge🤢 get out o.....o-of🤢 my sh.....🤢
#oh my god i can't even say it🤢
#no i've been trying to get out of my shell more and be more social and ummm it's really hard! so!
#but i know i have a bunch of messages to catch up on so give me a little time and i will respond to as many as i can
#okay love you hope you're having a good friday 💖
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#knife.
#cutting.
#cookies.
#cookie decorating
#cats
#whisper of the heart
#sharp icing stick tw
#what a distinguished looking gentleman
#now i've just decided this video is gonna be my safe space to talk about all the baseball that's been happening
#so if you're not into that enjoy the handsome cat and then get out of here
#so obviously cubs hello we didn't make it to the postseason no one is surprised whatever
#but it did feel really good after the all star break
#and to me especially after the field of dreams game
#like the games were really fun to watch it was good baseball so i'm not too upset i don't think anyone seriously thought
#that we were in contention this year so who cares
#now if we lose contreras that's a whole different story and you don't even wanna get me started on that
#because if we do not sign contreras no one on planet earth will ever know a day of peace again if it's up to me
#and i mean that with everything in me
#ANYWAYS we've got the nlds alds everything like that going on
#i guess i'm rooting for the padres most of all but i won't be upset or surprised if the dodgers advance
#but did we see the drama with joe musgrove's ears when the padres played the mets
#i could not believe
#if you don't know the mets manager went to the umps and he was like he's got some nefarious substance on his ears
#to help him pitch yknow
#so all the umps go out to the mound and the one ump is sticking his fingers in his ears and feeling them up it was so funny
#and then the padres ended up winning anyway so we're all happy!
#oh AND during the dodgers padres game a few days ago guess who decided to bless us
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#knfie.
#cutting.
#gore tw
#body horror tw
#trypophobia
#face pies
#pies
#meat
#it's vegan meat but still
#meat adjacent if you will
#now i KNOW you guys didn't think i'd be coming in fucking HOT with a face pie friday
#i KNOW you know better
#i hope we've all been watching plenty of horror movies and visiting spirit halloween
#and going to pumpkin patches or whatever
#since my best friend now lives with her husband and they have their own apartment they're having a party
#so now i actually have to come up with a costume
#and i haven't dressed up for halloween in such a long time
#maybe it's 'cause i just saw terrifier 2 last night but i'm vibing with art the clown rn
#would highly recommend terrifier 2 by the way
#as long as you have a strong stomach because the gore is...... next level
#apparently people are passing out and throwing up in theaters
#and i always feel like that's just a thing the marketing people make up but idk.... it kind of makes sense for this film!
#anyways i wanna be something really gross and scary
#and i'm going to make damn sure all the food i'm bringing to this party is revolting
#like genuinely unpleasant and upsetting to look at is what i'm going for
#omg wait maybe i'll do a face pie......
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#cutting.
#chocolate
#amaury guichon
#birds
#hey everybody........
#are you guys mad at me
#yknow when you get a text from your friend
#and you forget to respond to it for the day
#and then you realize three days later you never responded
#then that turns into five days which turns into a week which turns into a month
#and suddenly you haven't talked to your friend in half a year and you've waited way too long to respond
#but the longer you wait the worse it gets and it's like a vicious cycle but also a self fulfilling prophecy
#anyways that's what this feels like rn
#but i'm back and i have a lot to tell you guys
#most of it is to do with horror movies and baseball but still
#of course we had to start it off with amaury
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#no cutting.
#cookies
#cookie decorating
#kirby
#pokemon
#snorlax
#i get physically ill if i don't post a kirby video
#i'm sorry but i'm doing this for my health
#that's my little baby and you all need to see him so help me god
#but oh omg exciting news i went on a DATE
#with an adult human woman
#i'll hold for applause thank you so much i am very brave yes thank you for saying so
#tried to buy drinks at the bar and my card was declined so 💁♀️ i made a good impression
#but to be FAIR there WAS MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT
#THEY JUST PUT IT ON HOLD WITHOUT TELLING ME
#SO I WAS HUMILIATED FOR NO REASON
#whatever i'm over it it's not a big deal it's fine
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#macarons
#pokemon
#eevee
#sharp icing stick tw
#omfg not the crying one! i'm specifically coming for her violently and without apology
#BECAUSE
#and you know what time it is
#eevee weighs in at 14.3 pounds
#and only a foot tall
#so yeah i can and will win in a fight
#and the website i'm on only says It has the ability to alter the composition of its body to suit its surrounding environment.
#so i'm sure that's useful in some situations but..... i'm coming and i'm winning
#and i'm showing no mercy
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#stim video.
#pastry.
#baking.
#knife.
#cutting.
#chocolate
#amaury guichon
#robots
#this is so fucking SICK
#like are you kidding me before
#i know i've said this on a video of his before but this absolutely calls for
#MISSION STATUS: SICK
#we need more people doing this
#fuck scientists fuck chemists we need PEOPLE WORKING ON THIS
#LARGE CHOCOLATE ROBOTS
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