They later leave and give the cafe 5 stars, just another normal cafe in Ohio. Except it wasn't Ohio nor was it Florida; far worse. It was Montana
You run a secret, hidden café frequented by mythical beings. One day, a human somehow finds their way to the café. They have not noticed they are the only human, nor have the other patrons noticed them. Yet.
Me: So how come when Tobey has a crush on word-girl it's NO WHERE NEAR as creepy as when Marionette had a crush on Adrien in the earlier seasons? Despite the fact he's a super villain?
Non-Bard vicious mockery. If a Bard fails a roll, or another party member comes up something better it can count. Bonus if its a group (ESPECIALLY when bardic inspiration has already been cast)