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Most attractive aspect of a woman?

Physically larger than me

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ontology professor (adding another grain of sand to my enclosure): is it a pile yet

me (up to my neck in sand, struggling to breathe): I’ll never talk

ontology professor: just tell me when it becomes a pile and this can all be over

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fell for the oldest trick in the book

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*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

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*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ...................well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner

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Whodunit 🔍

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Hello welcome to doctor office let's see what the problems

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What's the least valid emotion to feel while playing cookie clicker?

safety

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ok this is so stupid but i always turn to playing cookie clicker when things are going Rough 4 me. idkidk its just a silly little thing i can put my whole focus on and off of very easily. probs the single best way of grounding for me. thank u orteil ur game is singlehandedly better for me than any breathing exercise mwah mwah

i get messages like yours a lot and while i didn't intend for it i'm very glad my game gets to be useful to people that way!

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on one hand I get why people talk about the vanity of the instagram age, but on the other one time St. Ignatius of Loyola got his leg shattered in battle and discovered upon recovery that he could no longer wear his favorite tight leather boots due to the way his leg had set and so decided to rebreak his leg without anesthesia because he was that determined to wear his fashionable boots again...what i'm trying to say is that this man might have existed before instagram, but at heart he was an influencer

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"There is, of course, a beauty in decay."

I had an idea for a myconid lich. She's absolutely unkillable in any meaningful way. (1640)

#artsy fartsy #Panspermia

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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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all acts of creation are about the author exorcising something. for instance i made cookie clicker because i get really hungry

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