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kaalandra · 3 years
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I miss the sea so much...
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pirates will be pirates
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kaalandra · 3 years
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Some more classic Pirate Pride Flags!! <3
You can send me submissions directly on my blog or via DM! <3
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kaalandra · 3 years
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Fun fact, I just double class my Rogue into Bard and was thinking of giving her a few Wizard's tricks later on.
This system might be accurate 😂
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kaalandra · 3 years
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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾
Pass along and use the shit out of them
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kaalandra · 3 years
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I'm a Scorpio guy who likes a Leo girl there's something so warm about her she makes me laugh at things I wouldn't normally joke about she gets me to lighten up a bit , when she's not around I miss her so much and I don't understand it , she's beautiful , smart , caring the whole package ,is there away to bring up the idea of us dating to her?
The way you write about her is beautiful, I can tell you really care about her. I once read that to win a Leo woman’s heart you have to love everything about her and be able to show her how much you appreciate her, which may sound like common sense but means so much more - it’s everything you’ve told me, loving every inch of her from head to toe, adoring her, valuing her and all that she brings to this world, so it sounds like you’ve got the perfect start. Not to mention that from what you’ve said she is already balancing with you, at least in some ways, as in getting you to lighten up a little, even though you may not be in a romantic relationship. All of this is the perfect beginning for a relationship between a Scorpio and Leo.
Leos are very honest people, which can go either way when confessing your feelings to them, but she won’t try to hurt you. Leos are very sentimental so if you told her all of these things I’m sure it would make her feel cared for and warm inside. The key is making her feel warm and special but not overwhelming her.
Approach her when you feel like you have a chance, when you have her full attention and it’s just you two - if you don’t have this sort of one on one time with her usually, maybe ask her to talk to you alone while your friends’ attention is occupied; don’t be afraid to touch her, maybe let your hand brush up against hers or gently touch her shoulder or elbow to get her attention. Use some of your Scorpio passion and flirtation - this doesn’t have to be bad pick up lines or anything like that, it’s what flirtation is to you personally and what makes you comfortable; Scorpios tend to be very physical people and express themselves physically, that’s why I suggested the small touches, but that may not make you comfortable, and it’s important for you to feel comfortable.
Think about ways to make it special: maybe she really likes daisies so you bring her a few, or she adores vanilla ice cream so you take her out to get a cone, think of little things that are really important to her. A Leo girl will appreciate something sweet, sincere, and special - something that will make you stand out.
When you’re alone with her, tell her what you told me: that she’s special to you, that she’s very beautiful and a wonderful person, and she brings so much joy into your life. Make sure she knows how much you value her as a friend, even though you would like to be something more. Smile when you talk about her, meet her eyes.
If she responds positively and you feel comfortable, ask her if she’d like to go out on a date - something thoughtful that you feel she will enjoy, that will make her feel special.
It’s good to keep in mind what you know about her as well, things that I don’t know and could really effect this. Maybe she’d feel embarrassed if you asked her when your friends are just in the other room, maybe she prefers when people are upfront rather than beating around the bush, things like that.
You sound like a sweetheart and so does she. I hope it all works out! Don’t be afraid to talk to me and ask more.
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kaalandra · 3 years
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leo and scorpio
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(leo and scorpio are like a volcano. burning bright and bold, they erupt and ignite passions within each other they never knew existed. there’s such drama, such life, within them, they’re almost on fire.)
leo and scorpio… they’re a very boldly loving couple, a stubborn one, a slightly irritating one at times. they’re both very passionate people, but while leo throws their life-force like confetti, scorpio bottles it up and stores it within, until the bottles burst and there’s an explosion, a flood. the difficulties this couple can face really boil down to how differently they like to live. they misunderstand each other, and this causes a lot of problems. leo feels unloved when they aren’t the centre of attention, while scorpio can find their bold glow overwhelming and disconcerting. a vulnerable scorpio tends to retreat to lick their wounds in private, becoming very sensitive and stubborn now. they tend to aggravate darker feelings in each other, and neither sign likes to dwell on these feelings. their connection can be a very uncomfortable one in times of stress, because that’s the worst possible time to have so much stirred around.
but all this stirring does have a purpose; without realising and understanding their issues, leo and scorpio will blindly go through life and will struggle greatly. a square is a very difficult aspect to have, sure, but squares teach lessons, and this relationship is a great teacher if they can listen to their hearts, and to each other. they must communicate their feelings and difficulties, because without talking, neither one will understand the other. and it’s understanding that heals the wounds they open in each other, because with understanding, leo can give love and affection to the secretly delicate scorpio. in turn, scorpio puts faith into leo, and learns to lift them up when they need to see the stars. from this point onwards, the relationship is built on trust and sweetness, and the passion these signs share can be channeled wonderfully into each other, into opening and soothing themselves and their lovers, into the world.
main qualities - passionate, dramatic, bold, misunderstood, stubborn
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kaalandra · 4 years
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Yeah, I'm an ENFJ dating a ENTJ, who the fuck am I supposed to turn to if they malfunction?
Myself? Yeah... Probably...
Your ENTJ Unit User Survival Guide and Manual
Thanks to @intpboard for letting me do this :)
CONGRATULATIONS!
An ENTJ unit has been bestowed upon you. This ENTJ comprehensive user survival guide and manual will detail every necessary step in order to manage and care for your ENTJ (if they let you). Please return non-compliant models and enter a request for a replacement with our ENFJ customer service officer.
Your ENTJ unit will come with the following accessories:
Two (2) everyday outfits (business casual).
Three (3) suits (Jet Black, Charcoal Grey, Navy Blue)/dresses (Jet Black, Electric Blue, Blood Red) for more formal events.
Three (3) pairs of shoes (daily wear, comfort and formal events)
Two (2) watches (daily wear and formal events)
One (1) mobile device which constantly receives alerts and messages.
One (1) personal brooding corner for world domination planning space.
One (1) Take ChargeTM Real World Correction SystemTM.
One (1) weapons system to encourage compliance.
One (1) locked Strongbox of FeelsTM. Might arrive damaged. Not covered under our return policy. Fiddle at your own risk.
One (1) passcode to locked Strongbox of FeelsTM. ENTJ units would respond aggressively (with Excessive ForceTM) if forced to reveal passcode. Passcodes will only be revealed if ENTJ units are convinced of understanding and acceptance, but can be changed without notice if ENTJ units no longer deem passcode holders to be Premium Users.
One (1) locked caring and protectiveness module for Premium Users.
One (1) personal secretary to schedule your ENTJ unit’s time.
One (1) “The 48 Laws of Power” book.
Software:
Your ENTJ unit comes pre-programmed with the following traits:
Te: Your ENTJ will utilise its Take ChargeTM Real World Correction SystemTM to select and act on the most efficient and impactful route. Your ENTJ is highly capable of enforcing and pushing for the completion of tasks.
Ni: Your ENTJ unit’s brooding side stems from Ni, where it is used to stimulate direction for its Te. This provides your ENTJ unit with the drive to reach towards a better future (with your ENTJ unit as the global hegemon of course).
Se: Your ENTJ unit has the ability to quickly receive and collate information from the environment and physical results of their actions. This grounds your ENTJ in reality, allowing for quick adjustments to action plans.
Fi: Your ENTJ unit’s true drive is derived from its Fi. This provides personal morality and values to direct your ENTJ unit’s deepest desires and goals. However, it is often under-utilised and partially broken, so it is tucked away in your ENTJ unit’s Strongbox of FeelsTM.
Getting Started:
Fast boot (WARNING: This booting of your ENTJ unit would also trigger Excessive ForceTM )
Accuse your ENTJ unit (unfairly so) of being incapable/other unique triggers (model specific).
Proceed to engage in intellectual debate or physical exchange.
Normal booting
Provide your ENTJ unit with a to-do list.
Engage your ENTJ unit with potential ways to approach the tasks.
Wait for a short while for Quick StartupTM to engage.
Trouble shooting inability to boot
Provide your ENTJ unit with its brooding corner for auto-reset of functioning capability.
Cuddle your ENTJ unit (For Premium Users only).
Your ENTJ unit should now be booted up and ready to go!
Modes:
Task master: (Default) This is the default setting for your ENTJ unit, where it would push for the completion of tasks and demand compliance on common goals and plans.
Brooding nerd/geek: (Default): The secondary default setting for your ENTJ unit. Only activated when there is no one around your ENTJ unit to bother/engage it. Allows your ENTJ unit to formulate its devious plans.
Chilling: (Default): The secondary default setting for your ENTJ unit. Only activated when your ENTJ unit is safe and does not have to take up too much responsibility.
Take ChargeTM : Activated when there is an emergency and quick maneuvering as well as changes to the game plan must be made. ENTJ unit will demand immediate unquestioning compliance while taking up all responsibility to resolve the situation.
Binging party animal: Activated only when your ENTJ unit is presented with the opportunity to enjoy excessive material enjoyment without the need to take responsibility. Alternative activation pathway includes high continuous stress, which pushes your ENTJ unit to narcotise itself.
Shutting down: Activated when your ENTJ unit is too stressed out and cannot handle its Fi well. Characterised by self-isolation, intense self-loathing and general withdrawal from its usual extensive socialising.
Unleashing Strongbox of FeelsTM: (open alpha)
WARNING: POTENTIAL INSTABILITY OF ENTJ UNIT
Dark Knight: Activated when someone important to them/a weak underdog is unfairly treated, utilising its caring and protectiveness module. Will simultaneously activate Excessive ForceTM for your ENTJ unit to protect its target.
Eruption of Fi: Activated when your ENTJ unit is unable to contain Fi any further. Often characterised by initial ranting, self-isolation and quiet seething before your ENTJ unit transforms into Satan.
Sharing of Fi: (Premium Users only) Activated when your ENTJ unit values you, would like to share its insufficient and often partially broken Fi with you and feels safe sharing (will not be manipulated). Your ENTJ unit might require your help to put away/patch its Fi.
Relationships with other Units:
Faulty ENTJ Unit: You agree with me? = Good you should
                             You disagree with me? = BulldozeTM
Functioning ENTJ Unit:
NT: Generally enjoyable to be around. NTJs are pretty reliable to work with and your ENTJ unit often find them good working partners. NTPs are often a lot less reliable, but your ENTJ unit value their creative contributions if they work out to be the better solution.
NF: Generally quite odd to your ENTJ unit, which often intrigues them to interact more with NFs. Can have the potential to hit off quite well, especially for NFPs.
SJ: The few who can rival your ENTJ unit in terms of sheer stubbornness. However, they are often highly valued for their reliability, loyalty and work ethic. While some SJs can hold your ENTJ unit back (which will annoy them), they also help to provide an alternative point of view in reviewing your ENTJ unit’s game plan that can prevent the repeat of mistakes.
SP: Viewed as one of the chillest that your ENTJ unit interacts with. It’s pretty much hit and miss with this one.
Sustenance:
Your ENTJ unit would feed itself when it is functioning. However, high stress can destabilise your ENTJ unit’s feeding module, resulting in either over consumption due to binging, or under consumption due to the presence of more pressing events/worry. Your ENTJ unit generally appreciates gifts of good food.
Grooming:
Your ENTJ unit generally displays itself presentably. It might offer to help with your grooming if it deems you incapable of dressing presentably.
Personal hygiene is also taken care of by your ENTJ unit because it is necessary for task completion efficiency.
Sleeping:
Your ENTJ unit will only sleep when the necessary tasks are accomplished/when it is more efficient to sleep and work when refreshed.
FAQ:
My ENTJ unit has suddenly hid away from humans, what do I do?
Let your ENTJ unit brood away in its corner. Offer help and support to your ENTJ unit, but don’t force them to take it.
My ENTJ unit is malfunctioning and is threatening to destroy the world, what should I do?
Quickly deactivate your ENTJ unit and approach our friendly ENFJ customer service officer for a replacement. Or fight it if you dare.
My ENTJ unit just shared its world domination plans with me, what do I even do??????
Congratulations! Your ENTJ unit now trusts you greatly and deems you worthy of being a Premium User. Be supportive of its plans, but call out any mistakes in those action plans so that your ENTJ unit can achieve greatest efficiency (functioning ENTJ units will value your contributions).
Again, CONGRATULATIONS on the acquisition of your new ENTJ unit.
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kaalandra · 4 years
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Don't mind me, I'm just pinning some useful tips!
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🌱Some helpful tips to keep healthy house plants🌱
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kaalandra · 4 years
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I love pixel art, I think I'll try to do some 💜
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Pixel Art by @forheksed
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kaalandra · 4 years
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I played The Red Strings Club à few days ago and I fell for it!
I wanted to play a game to pass time, turns out I didn't go to sleep before finishing it...
This whole game is in pixel art and, oh boy, is it gorgeous! The visuals are superbs and it's well written. The very first experience of it is sooooo cool! Not to say the next ones are none, of course they're bomb too! But you really feel like Donnie, while I guess you feel more like another character when you run it a second time. Not saying more because we despise spoiler in this house.
It's been a long ass time since I fell in love with a game like I fell for this one! And the ending I got gave me so many emotions!! And made me think, afterwards. But the emotions I got! I love it, I'm waiting a few more weeks, to have less memories of it and I'm going for a second round!
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I’m a hero. But don’t get me wrong. I’m a hero for selfish motives. I just love to feel like I’m saving the world or something. To smoke a cigarette and look out at the city, thinking… “Just you wait, assholes, I’m gonna make it right for everyone.”
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kaalandra · 4 years
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"What's your favourite color?"
I'm always super annoyed when I'm asked this question.. Not that it's not an interesting one, because I think you can learn from it, but because my absolute favourite color is actually hard to reproduce.
If someone asks me this randomly you'll probably ear me tell them it's purple (guess why my hair were purple?) or eventually orange (my late teen bedroom was bright orange, I loved it, it gave me so much energy!). And that's not incorrect.
But if you have time, I'll tell you all about my absolute favourite : the blue of Provence's sky 💜
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I grew up under this sky, it's the color of warmth and freedom and love and sunshine and sea and salty air 💙💙💙
That almost deep but super bright blue? I'm pretty sure that's the color of my heart and soul.
Honestly, just looking at this sky and standing beneath it does wonders for my spirit! It gives me joy and hope and, even when I'm down, it just comfort me to know this blue sky is shining over my childhood province!
So, what's your favourite color?
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kaalandra · 4 years
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Fun thing: currently seeing a looooot of lightings but earing absolutely no thunder whatsoever!
Too bad, I would love a big rainy storm with lots of thunder roaring all over the sky. But electrical storms are beautiful, seeing all those lightnings, never leaving the sky... I love it too!
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kaalandra · 4 years
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Theresa Kachindamoto.
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A hero without a cape
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kaalandra · 4 years
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Saw this fun little trend going around on my Facebook and I was share it here! Google your name plus fantasy gown, crown, and fantasy weapon! Here are my results, feel free to share yours!
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kaalandra · 4 years
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This art is so wonderful! Thank you @slowlymadeart for this piece of love and care 💜
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Sincerely, 
Thank you.
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kaalandra · 4 years
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Often kids are just not educated enough by their parents at how to handle an animal, pet or not. Sometimes because they're so used to have animals around it's so obvious to them they don't even realise it or because of the complete opposite.
But watch the animal's reaction is super interesting too! My cat is the sweetest cat in the world but if you pick her up while she had other plan, you'll know it because she'll just wiggle until you let her go. EXCEPT for my kid. Furbaby is two, kid is ten. She still sees them as the kitten of the family so she won't bat an eye even if they struggle picking her up. She's a Chartreux, meaning she's a big cat and she weights around 4 kilos, so my kid is almost completely up by the time her loooong body is stretched enough they can take her legs too. She doesn't care. Because they're a kid. She's like that with kids in general. But if an adult tries half the thing my kid can do with her, she'll go sleep under my bed, or even the kid's bed.
Lots of animals actually forgive a LOT from children because they sense that they're just kids. How many time have you seen a dog with bad tamper being all sweet and adorable when it comes to the kid?
My grandparents had a dog when I was 3, she was loud, she was angry most of the time and didn't like many people. I ride her like a horse, I used to sleep on the grass, my head on her, I played with her giant ears all I wanted! (look at me, 90's style icone!)
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I did raise my kid to be attentive to animals and to be careful. They love almost all animals and are always careful. Actually, a lot of "scared cat" you're never supposed to see at your friends house because they're too nervous often end up being pet by my kid less than thirty minutes after we arrived. They does not chase after them, they just put themselves in sight and wait, talking to us while waiting and encouraging the furbaby when he comes to see this little human.
Kids may be clumsy but they mean well and, often, when they pick up an animal all of their mind / energy / will is focused on one sentence: "let me love you" and most of animals get it.
That's why you'll see wild animals taking care of children or coming to them willingly, they know they're kids, like they're own pups, kittens...
Yes, I'm sometimes anxious when I see kids handle pets but, even with an awkward technique, they mean well and are careful so the animal let themselves being handled like that.
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meirl
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kaalandra · 4 years
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black lives matter. they always have.
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