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kaariqueen · 2 years
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Master-list <3
Welcome to my Master-list!
I’m in a couple fandom and will write what fandom I’ll write for and what charters but (in order of my favorite fandom) these are the fandom: 
Slashers
 Obey me!
Haikyuu!
I’ll make a separate the list fro each fandom and their own master-list; but for now this is what I am and ain’t comfortable writing please respect my boundaries and if not please leave or block me no drama lovelies<3 Also I write for collage or time-skip only i kindly say I hate kids so don’t even try!
What I’m comfortable with-
Fluff
Smut
BDSM
Sligth angst
Step-cest (not incest and i don’t condom these action irl)
Male x Male
Male mc! x female character (depends!!)
NB (yall are always welcome
POC! most of my post will be base off of poc so be spacific please!
Oneshots
Headcannos
What I’m not comfortable with-
females(understand this is a male and nb safe space please respect that)
Scat
Pedophilia
bestiality 
rape
That’s all for now!! 
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?
HI darling,
I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants
Getting an apartment
Money
earn rewards by taking polls
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
how to get free therapy
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
how to avoid a hangover
a list of stress relievers
how to remove a splinter
Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major
how to avoid a hangover
how to interview for a job
how to stop procrastinating
How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking
how to knit
how to stop biting your nails
how to stop procrastinating
how to stop skipping breakfast
how to stop micromanaging
how to stop avoiding asking for help
how to stop swearing constantly
how to stop being a pushover
learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
100 tips for life
Apartments/Houses/Moving
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)
How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)
Education
How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)
How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)
What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)
Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)
How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)
How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)
Finances
How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)
How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)
Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)
What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)
Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)
Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)
How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting
How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)
How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)
How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)
10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)
Life Skills
Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)
Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)
What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)
Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)
How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)
How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)
How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)
Miscellaneous
What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)
Relationships
Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)
How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)
Travel & Vehicles
How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)
How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)
Other Blog Features
Apps for Asshats
Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders
Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later
Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)
Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)
Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)
Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)
Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)
Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)
Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)
Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)
Adult Cheat Sheet:
what to do if your pet gets lost
removing stains from your carpet
how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps
throwing a dinner party
i’m pregnant, now what?
first aid tools to keep in your house
how to keep a clean kitchen
learning how to become independent from your parents
job interview tips
opening your first bank account
what to do if you lose your wallet
tips for cheap furniture
easy ways to cut your spending
selecting the right tires for your car
taking out your first loan
picking out the right credit card
how to get out of parking tickets
how to fix a leaky faucet
get all of your news in one place
getting rid of mice & rats in your house
when to go to the e.r.
buying your first home
how to buy your first stocks
guide to brewing coffee
first apartment essentials checklist
coping with a job you hate
30 books to read before you’re 30
what’s the deal with retirement?
difference between insurances
Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:
Reasons to move out of home
You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:
wishing to live independently
location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university
conflict with your parents
being asked to leave by your parents.
Issues to consider when moving out of home
It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:
Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.
Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.
Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.
Your parents may be worried
Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:
They may worry that you are not ready.
They may be sad because they will miss you.
They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.
They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.
Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.
Tips for a successful move
Tips include:
Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?
Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.
Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.
Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.
Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.
If your family home does not provide support
Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.
If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.
If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.
Where to get help
Your doctor
Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800
Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44
Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325
Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277
Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50
Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577
Things to remember
Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.
Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 
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Keep me updated? xx
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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Maybe some Michael Myers x reader where the reader is like good at fixing stuff, fighting and all that shit but they can't cook or do chores like laundry or ironing for shit (totally not inspired from reality nope) btw i think your hcs are super cute u-u
Hello and thank you uvu! i hope you enjoy this hc of Mikey, i also did both Og and Rz Michael since i know they would react different~ ^^
Michael Myers OG
Let's be honest if it weren't for the fax that you could help fix up the old Myers house, He wouldn't keep you around for long.
But that doesn't mean he doesn't love you any less.
He will silently stalk you as you try to put down new floors so he can stop falling through it.
As for the cooking and cleaning, I hope you know some basic or have the money fro take out because this man ate a whole dog before so-
If you want to get special affection buy this boy a pumpkin pie and you will get some soft special time with mikey
And for cleaning i also hope you know some basic because Michael won't do shit and he could care less about cleaning.
he'll stand at the door from with his tall ass and watch you tr to fold the clothes as you tilt your head, he gets a kick out of you struggling before he walks away.
Michael Myers RZ
Michael sees your ability to fix things as artistic and he loves it, he can watch you fix up the house, and maintenance and just stay there for houses.
He also will help out if you need his assistance but that means he expect you to help him with his mask makings as well
As for cooking your gonna have to learn some basics or get take out because this is a big man who needs to eat.
Even if you can't cook for shit he's gonna eat it he's been locked away fro so long anything with flavor would taste okay or good to him.
Chores are something ya'll both gonna have to learn together, mikey wouldn't mind it's just a don't fully expect him to do it.
He likes to watch you do laundry or try to it gives him a normal life feeling, he will watch you suffer though.
Thank you for reading and I hoped you enjoyed!^^
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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EVERYONE SEND SOME ASK IM DOING ASK THAT BEEN SITTING IN MY ASK BOX BUT I NEED CREATIVE JUICE MY DARLINGS ~<3
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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I’m aware I do t have much of a platform but and tbh I don’t know if anyone would really care, but by the end of this month since I’ll actually have the time for it, I’m gonna be writing a lot more. If you wnat to know more about my current situation you can keep reading if not that’s is all and thank you for your time.
At this moment my father has lost his job, and his car is broken down, my job that I have isn’t paying much since I as well have no car. My mental health has been in the dirt. My mother who I don’t trust wants to move back in with me and my dad and I don’t know how to say no but I tried to but she used the fact that’s she dying and has COVID so I said yes. My father is back on drugs and alcohol but I’m working with him to get off. I’m failing almost all my classes and have no motivation to get it done because I’m to worried about everything else. I lost my brother recently so I have no one to talk to and cry to about my issues and for moral support so yeah that’s where I been. Sorry for this rant yall probably won’t read this or care but thank you to the ones who read this.
Please take care of yourself for me since I can barely take care of myself. Eat twice a day if you can or once and two snakes, drink plenty of water, get some sleep, and take brakes my lovely I’ll be back and writing soon <3 I love you all^^
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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Okay so I’m back after all the bullshit that just happened. My request will be open till Sunday 3/21, so please send request so ya girl can start be productive please ^^
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
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PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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Happy toe sucking with Michael Tuesday!
Sorry for replying on a wensday shall now be this page thing!
HAPPY TOE SUCKING WITH MICHEAL TUESDAY!!^^
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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AHi there, are your requests still open??
Not right now sorry TvT.
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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I'm really sorry to hear about the things you're having to go through. I hope everything gets better for you soon! <33
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Thank chu this means a lot to me right now^^
❤️👄❤️ I luv you all!!
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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toe sucking with michael
I will not lie when I first saw this I busted out laughing and crying, I'm not sure if this is a joke or not, but i ain't judging. Thanks for letting me smile.
Micheal would most definitely kick you and then leave that is all I have to say.
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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Address a issue
I haven't been posting and I'm terribly sorry for that but I have been receive alot of death threats on discord, and some disturbing pictures that I truly don't want to talk about.
I'm gonna try to finish the rest of the request but request will be closed for right now.
I'm in a very shitty mental state and place right now so once I get my shit together i'll come back!
Thank you to anyone who read this and is following me I love y'all stay safe and take care^^
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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Im sorry for the slow ass updates but im crently stuggling with some at homes issues, and hopefully this wekend i can get all the ask done but no promises. Again I'm sorry i feel like absolute shit about this please forgive me TvT.
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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slides into rq box hellooooo~! could i possibly request headcanons of thomas hewitt, brahms heelshire, and poly!ghost face with an s/o who is the son of hades? and can like raise the dead and stuff :] maybe he has like a skeleton butler or something of the like?
Oh this sounds extremely interesting and hella cool to write! I hope you enjoy these little headcannos!^^
Thomas Hewitt
Thomas would honestly be scared but also mesmerized by you.
He would be shocked that someone so cool, and hot would even look in his direction let alone date him.
He would worship you like the god you are, In and out of bed, always taking his time to kiss your body all over.
Luda may would absolutely love you, she also appreciates when you raise dead army to attack any people who pass by. 
Your man ob is to help attack the run away, even though your a god son Thomas will still worry about you because your his baby boy. 
Hoyt is completely freak about your skeleton butler, he’ll find himself  putting his finger through his rib cage just to see if its real or not as you watch with an amazing smirk and Thomas is shaking his head.
Brahms heelshire
Let’s be honest Brahms would be turned on and scared shitless.
This man been locked inside the house for so long seeing you walk around with your personal butler tells him you have authority to be his percift S/o
He’ll get jealous of how close the dead skeleton is to you and would often throw a tantrum till you realized and give him attention
He would worship your body every night saying how handsome and how much he loves you and sometimes begs for you to never leave him
He finds it so hot how you can summon anything from the dead and have it attack any intruder .
He will be hella creeped out and will stared at the dead souls, and sometimes just hide into his walls till they leave .
He’s cute but scared and all so horny^^
Poly! Ghostface
When they first meet you they thought they upseted the gods and ask for forgiveness.
It’s a funny scen till they realized you love them still.
Now you have two male golden retriever who are ready to do anything for you. If you wnat food they’ll go get it. Saw a shirt you like you’ll have it. Anything you wnat they got it.
They WORSHIP you like billy will have you sitting on Stu laps as your back is laying on his chest.
Both whispering sweet nothing as they kiss and touch every part of your body. They will absolutely let you raw dog them.
They thought of having a Son of a god wanting them makes their heart do flips, they both will love and cherish you.
Now for your personal body guard, they would be creeped out and would be geeking about it saying that it’s the cooling shit ever!
If they where to see you in action congrats you have two Astonished and Horny boys;)
Thank you for the request I personally am in love with Hades, so this kinda made me happy to write for a son of hades! I hope you enjoy and more is to come.^^
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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Bubba, thomas and Michael with an s/o who wants to try buttplugs/anal toys 😵😵😵
The first Nsfw request I have got, and I hope you enjoyed because I dead ass didn't know what to do for a hot min but hope ye like this! NSFW below the cut^^
Bubba Sawyer 
He would be a blushing babbling mess when you bring up anal sex toys.
Bubba is really shy about sex as it is now you wanting him to toy with you ass has him seeing stars!
if you have brought some please teach the poor boy how to use it correctly and show him your favorite
He likes to fill you absolutely to the brim in both holes then have a cute princess butt plug to hold in his cum.
Something about the thought of you walking around the house doing chores with his cum staying in that sweet ass of your yours is almost enough to make him go again. 
And if you wanting to try anal on him he’s more the willing after taking some coaxing and kisses he’ll be a good boy and lay down for you, might wanna cover his mouth because baby boy can get loud;).
Thomas Hewitt 
Thomas would be slightly confused but the mere thought of filling you up in every hole had him hard as a rock. 
Thomas will go fertile on you as he will try be gentile but seeing the way your ass is sucking in the pink dildo is really toying with him.
If he could he would absolutely ruin you all day and keep you cumming till he decides he wants to fill you up with his heavy cum painting your insides white.
Thomas would love to have you in the basement on all four on his work bench plowing into you and then cumming deep with in seeing his cum ooze out before putting a butt plug to keep it in for later when he fucks you again. 
If you wanted him to be the bottom I feel like it would take a a lot of trust and you have to be farther into the relationship, Before he says yes.
Even then please praise the boy, calling a good boy, tell him he doing so well and he’ll be seeing stars. 
Thomas isn’t very much of a loud boy during sex but you’ll get a lot of deep growls and moans,but if you do manage to peg him it’s over with the most angelic moans would leave his body and he would gladly return the favor.
Micheal Myers
Now this cheeky baster was gonna end up fucking you in the ass one of these days.
But if he didn’t he probably will if he see a butt plug in your dresser from when he was snooping around while your at work.
He would most definitely use these two mainly to over stimulate you
He’ll have you on the kitchen table fucking deep and hard in your pussy as your clear dildo slides in and out your ass quickly,
Doggy style quickly became his favorite position when he feel like filling up your ass hole.
Micheal would rather see his cum drip down your leg,but if you have to go out he will fill you right up and push that butt plug in and smirk as you try to walk straight, failing horribly.
Now Micheal would be an absolute bitch about being a bottom, there is like a 99.99% chance you can never get Micheal to be a bottom,but if you somehow manage that he would be the sexiest brat to every walk.
 Even if you’re the one pegging him he would have control 1000%, he’ll probably ride you as he chokes you and bite your shoulder
Please suck on his nipple as you fuck his ass with a dildo,or peg him He will let out the most sinful sound you ever heard. 
I really hope you enjoyed I did a mixed from both parties you and the slashers! I actual really enjoyed writing this,hope you enjoyed though ^^!
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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Hey y’all
Please guys don’t be scared to send in some request in i’m thirsty for some slasher stories ^^
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kaariqueen · 3 years
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Hiii!!! Could I please get some cute, fluffy headcanons for the Sinclair brothers with an S/O who is a really good cook?
Yes of course sorry for not answering soon a lot has happen in the past week and I just need a brake from everything but I’m back now. The reader will be gender neutral since there was no specific gender. 
Bo Sinclair 
He loves you so much 
the thought of coming from the garage dealing with who ever poor soul would passes by all day he just wants to come home to his cute S/o cooking food for HIM and them.
If your still cooking by the time he comes in he’ll stand by the door farm with a smug smile on his face as he watches you cook thinking ”that’s my baby girl/boy right there”
If you beg enough he might help out he’ll be complaining the whole time but in all honesty he loves these moments.
He gets to watch you do your thing and he gets to help out
No he might get a bit winy if you correct him but kisses will make up for that 
You have to be careful though because if your cooking in a cute little apron and swaying your hips to some music the bastard might not be able to keep his hands to himself
Lester Sinclair
He loves this more then anything
If he had to drive out to the house to help his brother with something and come back to see some delicious and hot meal on the table he just smile a crooked smile and kiss your cheek. 
“Thank you sweet checks,your so good to me”
He may not be the best cook but he will in turn make some food for you as a way to show his appreciation 
If he come home and see you dancing to music while cooking he’ll come in kiss ya before dancing with you while trying to help you
Be aware while cooking with him if he suppose to be helping you cook, he would be so mesmerized by your cooking he’ll forget what he suppose to be doing and you might end up with rather a cut finger our burned food and maybe both.
But this man would watch you cook all day if he could.
Vincent Sinclair  
He adores these moment make his feel closer to domestication with you
He finds himself coming up to the kitchen to sketch you while your cooking and make sculpture of you and keeps then in a special area
If you ask him if he wants help poor baby wouldn't know what to do he prefers to watch you work your magic.
If your dancing while doing your magic he watch form a far and smile as he see the joy you have with cooking.
10/10 would compliment every dish you make and even craft bows and plates for you to use for your amazing dishes.
His favorite part is when you ask him to taste anything before finishing the dish,It makes him feel special that his opinion matter so much to your own form of craft. 
Thank you for sending a request in. Don’t be afraid to send more request and I hope you enjoyed this because I actually enjoyed writing this. ^^
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