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may you find the forgiveness that you seek, my child; just not in my sacred walls

#dragon age

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s10e05, oxygen // s11e07, kerblam!

lol. lmao even

#doctor who

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Marcille: "Uhhh . . . I'm so hungry . . ."

Laios: "We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?"

Senshi: "We're good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl."

Laios: "Hmm . . ."

Marcille: "Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn't food."

Laios: "I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?"

Chilchuck: "WHAT?"

Senshi: "What's the Hat Man?"

Marcille: *sighs* "It's a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it's real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up."

Senshi: "So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise."

Laois: "That's it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking."

Senshi: "There's one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn't prescription strength. I'll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you'll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you'll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn't risk taking more than needed just to eat."

Chilchuck: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don't do the fighting in this group! There's NO WAY that-"

Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.

#dungeon meshi

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There's MERCH??

#sonic the hedgehog

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Red

#fantasy high #dimension 20

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just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey

#fallout

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“evrart claire is the bad guy” “evrart claire is good actually” evrart claire and the union are meant to show both how ‘corruption’ is used as a bludgeon against working class self-advocacy and the truly real limitations of social democracy. the real political takeaway of disco elysium is that the good guys, revolutionary communists, have become poisoned by large bugs

#disco elysium

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Bullshit Jobs

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bro was not having ANY of it this ep

#fantasy high #dimension 20

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#morrowind #elder scrolls

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• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

#dungeon meshi #spoilers #tarot

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omg i forgor to share roxy here!

#homestuck

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sorry to say i didn't get the reference but at least adaine looked cool

#dimension 20 #fantasy high

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Godzilla, curled up in the Colosseum like a cat in a box

#godzilla

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Monsterverse King of the Hill

Dale Gribble becomes completely, insufferably smug when Hollow Earth theory is confirmed. Meanwhile, Nancy has to start adding Godzilla warnings to her broadcast.

Bill becomes enamored with Mothra and then complains, “that big lizard doesn’t treat her right! Not like I would!”

Before the credits, we cut to Boomhauer vacationing in Rio de Janeiro right before a kaiju fight breaks out.

#godzilla #king of the hill #monsterverse