TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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this meme is so niche
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So APPARENTLY its "not appropriate" to compliment my BEAUTIFUL WIFE when she shows me her titties.
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Baldur's Gate 3 is a game where you can have purple eyes, horns, a tail, and fully animated genitals BUT you can't be fat
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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
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female rage is always traditionally dainty feminine women with long hair covered in blood :// WHAT ABOUT THE BUTCHES. what about a butch cradling her broken nose while eyeing the camera with contempt. what about a butch with the bottom half of their face covered in blood and viscera. what about veins bulging out of their muscular neck arms and back and sorry I lost track of what I was talking about
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"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
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There is some pretty shocking footage out there of the Baltimore bridge collapse early this morning. I've already seen some incredibly wrong, incredibly insensitive Hot Takes about how shitty the bridge was to have fallen after being bonked by a boat, etc
Please don't be that person.
The facts will come out. Speculation is silly. In addition to loss of life, the Francis Scott Key bridge was a major arterial in that region's highway system. Its loss will be felt for years, and not just to daily commuters.
Baltimore harbor is closed. No shipping at all. This will impact supply chains in ways we cannot even assess yet.
It's pretty fucked up.
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boy prince has to learn to do the dishes
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Kill me once, shame on you.
Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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