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kaizokuseb · 1 hour
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no post has ever meant as much to me as what the sneef i'm snorfin here
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kaizokuseb · 1 hour
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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kaizokuseb · 1 hour
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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it's been four years since i lost my best friend, and the worst of the grief has passed, but sometimes things still hit me. our favorite show is on its final season. it's something we bonded over, and no one else i know is really interested in it, so it's just been me and my memories of him. it's always been comforting to watch, and it still will be even after the show ends, but. knowing the end is in sight is just hurting me right now.
it's a little like losing them again if that makes sense. it doesn't hurt nearly as much as it might have a couple of years ago, though i might cry at the end of the last episode just because it's over. the optimistic side of me wants to see it as cathartic, but mostly it just kind of sucks. i miss him. i'm not a bunch of shattered pieces like i was for that first year after they died, but it's always going to hurt at least a little.
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kaizokuseb · 5 hours
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in hysterics
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours
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Youth councilor: "you know who else got Jeff the killed?"
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours
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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours
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Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has 'made it' tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation
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kaizokuseb · 19 hours
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What would happen to each character if I shot them with a nerf gun
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kaizokuseb · 19 hours
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I need to have an it/its weekend
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kaizokuseb · 19 hours
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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kaizokuseb · 1 day
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Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter
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kaizokuseb · 1 day
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When my nephew was four, a friend of the family passed away. The man was in his 90s and died of natural causes, and we were going to the funeral. We sat my nephew down and explained who this was, and that he had passed away, and now we were going to a sort of quiet party to celebrate him, and that there he might see the gentleman in the casket, and he might be very still, because he had died, but that everything was alright.
My nephew contemplated this calmly for a few minutes, and then said, "I think he will be very flat."
What.
It turns out that at age four, my nephew's only real context for death was roadkill, which he frequently pointed out while we were driving. He therefore believed that the only way anyone died was getting run over by a car.
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kaizokuseb · 1 day
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boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
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