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Quotes Kakashi and Iruka probably didn't say
Icon by Animetrashmuffin 馃挄 Hi! This are quotes from series, books, memes, tumblr posts, etc. If you have any suggestion, feel free to add it! The tag #Not Kakairu is for random quotes involving Kakashi or Iruka with other Naruto characters. I don't own any of the quotes or the characters!
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kakairuincorrectquotes12 hours ago
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Kakashi: Oh no...there's no more room on the couch...
Iruka: Kakashi, there's room for like three other peop-
Kakashi: Guess I'll just have to sit close to you.
Iruka: There's an entire couc-
Kakashi, already snuggled up: What a shame.
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kakairuincorrectquotes2 days ago
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Iruka: You can't love someone unless you love yourself first.
Kakashi: Bullshit. I have never loved myself.
Kakashi: But you? I love you so much I forget what hating myself feels like.
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kakairuincorrectquotes2 days ago
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Kakashi, on his phone at 2 a.m.: Jeez, a woman in Suna strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?
Iruka, trying to sleep next to him: Yes.
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kakairuincorrectquotes2 days ago
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Iruka, holding a bowl of cereal in one hand, and a coffee pot in the other: What if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee-
Kakashi, walking past and taking the coffee pot away: What if you didn't.
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kakairuincorrectquotes2 days ago
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Naruto: Guess what.
Iruka: What?
Naruto: No you have to guess.
Iruka: I don't know?
Naruto: Kakashi-Sensei is in the hospital.
Iruka: Why would you make me guess that- What happened??
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kakairuincorrectquotes3 days ago
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Kakashi: This is my boyfriend Iruka, he is very small and adorable.
Iruka: [Just kicked a jounin for not turning a mission report on time]
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kakairuincorrectquotes3 days ago
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Iruka: You can't love someone unless you love yourself first.
Kakashi: Bullshit. I have never loved myself.
Kakashi: But you? I love you so much I forget what hating myself feels like.
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kakairuincorrectquotes4 days ago
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Kakashi, on his phone at 2 a.m.: Jeez, a woman in Suna strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?
Iruka, trying to sleep next to him: Yes.
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kakairuincorrectquotes5 days ago
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Kakashi: [pointing] May I sit there?
Iruka: That鈥檚 my lap.
Kakashi: That doesn鈥檛 answer my question, Iruka.
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kakairuincorrectquotes5 days ago
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Iruka: In the middle of sex, Kakashi stopped and said he loved me... then he slapped my ass and said "back to business."
Iruka: ...
Iruka: I'm gonna marry him.
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kakairuincorrectquotes5 days ago
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Iruka: What's wrong, Naruto?
Naruto, frowning: It's just...I'm pretty sure Hinata likes me, and I think I might like her back. But I'm not sure how to ask her out.
Iruka, chuckles and sits next to him: I don't know if I'll be able to help with that. I've never had to ask a girl out before.
Iruka, blushing and panicking: Er, I mean! I just never...had the chance. You know me, super busy all of the time. Between the academy and the mission desk, I barely think about that kind of stu-
Naruto: It's okay, Iruka-sensei. I know you're gay as hell. *rubs his chin in thought* Hmm, I got it! I'll ask Shikamaru for help!
Iruka:
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kakairuincorrectquotes5 days ago
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Kakashi: [pointing] May I sit there?
Iruka: That鈥檚 my lap.
Kakashi: That doesn鈥檛 answer my question, Iruka.
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kakairuincorrectquotes5 days ago
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Kakashi: [pointing] May I sit there?
Iruka: That鈥檚 my lap.
Kakashi: That doesn鈥檛 answer my question, Iruka.
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