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sign brendan saw last night

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loid said:

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man inflation's hittin hard

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Blackout poetry is wonderful because it can often transform something penis neutral and relatively innocent balls into something rather crass and butt and I don't know there's something that just appeals to me about that and furthermore boobs vagina

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my cat richard

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i'm going to become a false false prophet. my powers are real i just lie for fun.

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a "pretty boy" has been found sniffling and whimpering in the wilderness

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right place at the right time

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Abandoned Train Car

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you cant employ me in a way that matters

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GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM

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Oh to be a bear, eating salmon, attacking campers, eating campers

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anyone else relate

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Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

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I absolve you of your sins

YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN

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Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this