Team 7 using their super godly powers to see Kakashi Sensei's face 👀
Kakashi: be careful, Naruto! Don't let him escape 👀
Naruto: don't worry, Sensei. He can't escape, this time we got him, hehe
Naruto: wait a minute!! 😨
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@migila I don't know, is doing literally everything we see in Boruto counts as "remarkable"?!!!
All the advanced technology, trains, computers, internet, architecture, strong economy, getting rid of the corrupted system, getting rid of Root and all of Danzo's followers, helping Sakura open the first ever mental health clinic, maintain peace between the nations, making the entire fire nation the richest... Literally everything you see in Boruto happened in Kakashi's reign, the day Naruto became Hokage, when Kakashi retired and handed Naruto the Hokage hat, all of that was already there so... 🤷🏻♀️
I will never forgive that person who made the fake screenshot of the blow up the moon meme, the biggest misconception/misinformation in the Naruto fandom.
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So, I had this cute idea, and I’m not very good at writing, so I figured I’d pass it on to you if you’re interested.
Hokage!Kakashi and his new wife (maybe an arranged marriage but they already knew each other/had mutual attraction?) on their wedding night getting into their first time and the moment Kakashi sees her naked, his nose starts bleeding. 😂 Lots of laughter/embarrassment/etc.
If you don’t want to write it, that’s totally fine! I’ve read many of your fics, and I really like the way you write, so I thought I’d ask!
Thank you!!
hey there! thanks for this request; i hope you enjoy the fic! <3
Title: Epistaxis (AO3 Link Here)
Summary: Kakashi sees you in your birthday suit for the first time.
Word Count: 761
Warnings: fem!reader, suggestive content, arranged marriage, nudity, poor attempts at humor.
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Kakashi’s hands shook and he felt like a fool.
It wasn’t like this was the first time he’d seen a woman naked. Well, not that he’d seen you, yet, exactly. But he was about to.
Any moment.
As soon as you stopped hiding in the bathroom, anyway. Which would be any minute now, he was certain.
He hoped.
At least he thought he hoped. But when he looked down at his shaking fingers he wondered if maybe part of him wanted you to stay in the bathroom forever.
It would probably be easier that way.
Kakashi had never really expected to get married. But with the weight of the Hokage cloak heavy on his shoulders, he bowed under the pressure to do so--to carry on the Hatake Clan name and bolster his position as leader of Konoha.
It helped that the two of you already knew one another, helped even more that you came from a strong clan background yourself and understood that duty occasionally outweighed personal desire.
It helped even more he thought you were very pretty. And that you had proven yourself pleasant and stimulating company on the few dates the two of you arranged to get to know one another prior to your nuptials.
All in all, Kakashi certainly could have expected worse when he’d employed a matchmaker to find him a wife. Of course, he’d also dismissed half a dozen other women before you, so it’s not like he was impatient enough to leap at the first offer just because it was there.
He liked you. Thought that maybe, even, he might grow to love you one day.
For now, though, his primary concern was to get his legs and his hands to stop shaking.
“Are you all right?” he asked, curling his fingesr into fists and squeezing them repeatedly.
“F-fine!” came your answer from the other side of the door. “Are you... ready?”
Kakashi answered in the affirmative, though he wasn’t sure exactly why because it remained very clear from the insistent percussion of his heart that he was very much not ready.
Still, the door opened. And there you stood, wearing the robe he’d gifted you with the Hatake clan symbol on it. You hadn’t fastened it closed, but your arms held it in place as they crossed over your chest.
He blinked.
You bit your lip.
“Hi,” he said, as if hailing an acquaintance from across the street.
You smiled gently. “Hi.”
That he was looking at his wife was still not a thing Kakashi could wholly grasp, but he tried to. Tried to remember the vows the two of you had spoken during the brief ceremony, to remember the pressure of your reassuring hand on his as you met with dignitaries afterward.
Married. He was married.
To you.
“We don’t have to do this,” he said, finally. “This can wait.”
He wasn’t expecting sex tonight, but you had insisted on tradition. And he stood there, now, before you in the home the two of you suddenly shared, in only his underwear, wondering if he should have just stayed in his kimono so you wouldn’t think he was expecting something.
And then, without warning, you let the robe fall open to reveal your nakedness beneath.
And Kakashi Hatake, Sixth Hokage of Konohagakure, immediately got a nose bleed.
He scrambled, stubbing his toe as he pinched his nostrils closed and tilted his head back, trying blindly to find a towel or a piece of tissue he could use to staunch the flow.
Vaguely, he heard you saying something but he was too embarrassed to key into the words.
Then he felt your hand on his shoulder, guiding his own away from his face. He felt a tissue being pressed to his nose and your fingers pinching his nostrils for him. He tilted his head, looking warily down at you.
When your eyes met his, your face broke out into a smile as wide as any he’d ever seen and your naked shoulders shook with mirth.
“I guess I don’t have to worry about whether you find me attractive,” you said.
Kakashi shook his head, embarrassment settling over him in a head-to-toe flush, but he smiled, too.
“Certainly not,” he promised, though the syllables were a bit muffled by the tissue.
He reached his hand out toward your back, a gesture of gratitude and reassurance. It was then he realized you were, in fact, still completely and totally nude, and the rush of blood went this time not to his nose, but somewhere else entirely.
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