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Trippy Date night

Yang: *Talking to Weiss over the scroll* Ya Friday nights are when jaune and I take edibles and go to the aquarium

At the aquarium

Jaune: This is awesome.

Yang: Jaune i’m freaking out

Jaune: no, don… don’t ruin it for me.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby dragonslayer #family guy

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while playing scrabble

Jaune: I will put my "A" down to make "A"

Ruby: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"

Nora: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"

Weiss: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

Jaune: *flips the board*

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #ruby rose

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Things people heard jaune arc say

Jaune: when I say “ I hate drama “ I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan.

Jaune: please don’t be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I’ll make you cry.

Jaune: I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m never going have a midlife crisis because my entire fucking life is a crisis

Jaune: I don’t care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore, come get me demons. Bring me home.

#rwby #jaune arc

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Was it a accident?

Blake: jaune, your hand is on my butt

Jaune: oh sorry, it was an accident

Blake:

Jaune:

Blake: it's still on my butt

Jaune: it's still an accident

#jaune arc #rwby #blake bellodona #rwby knightshade

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Jaune being jaune

Jaune: * picks up renora crying baby* it’s ok buddy, when you grow up you’ll learn to do this on the inside

Ren and Nora: jaune noo

#jaune arc #rwby #lie ren #nora valkyrie #renora

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Arc family shenanigans

Saphron: *texting Terra with a smile on her face.*

Jaune: *sneaks behind the couch and gets behind saphron.* I miss you so much baby girl

Saphron: *annoyed* Can you get away from me please?

Jaune: you’re my forever kitten

Mama arc: Jaune leave your sister alone

Papa arc: Jaune leave her alone can’t you see she’s just texting texting cuddly wubbly wobbly woo

Jaune: *sounds to piss her off*

Saphron: *chuckling* are you kidding me leave me alone.

#jaune arc #rwby #saphron arc #mama arc #papa arc

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Fifth wheel

Weiss: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Jaune: I really care about your feelings!

Ruby: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Weiss, turning her head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Yang: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Blake: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake bellodona #rwby lancaster #RWBY bumblebee

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Arc pick up lines

Ruby walks into a room with a blush on her face and her hands griping her cloak

Ren: ok I’ll bite what happen that cause you to be like this Ruby?

Ruby: well jaune said something I did not expect.

[Flashback]

Jaune : you know Ruby you look like you put fear into weak men

[Present]

Nora: wow that really came out of fearless leader mouth

Ruby: “nods” yep now if you excuse me I have to go name a newly form river. “ runs off to her room

Weiss: huh what is this feeling I’m having now I can’t describe it. “ others can see she jealous but won’t tell her

Blake: I know how Ruby feels when jaune not trying he has good pick up lines. “

[Flash back again]

Jaune: hey Blake you look like there are legends about your fearsomeness that no one has ever been able to prove wrong.

Blake: blushing and speechless

Jaune: see Yang I told you I could do it you owe me ten Lien

Yang: damit!!

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #lie ren #nora valkyrie #blake bellodona #yang xiao long #rwby lancaster

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RWBY headcannon 2

Sometimes when Jaune and ren are alone together they will rank the girls from worst to best on what jobs they would do if they didn’t pick being a huntress. They make sure the girls wouldn’t know since they didn’t want to get on their bad sides

Like example would be baker then Ruby and Nora would take top spots but Weiss and Pyrrha would be in the bottom spots with Yang and Blake would be on the middle.

#rwby #jaune arc #lie ren #team jnpr #team rwby

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Priorities

Ruby : What are you doing?

Jaune digging through a jar of M&M's and putting some in a separate bowl: Weiss really likes the blue ones, so I'm separating them.

Ruby: Aw, that's so sweet!

Jaune: What? No. I plan to eat them in front of her and then run.

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby lancaster

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The carmilla effect

Winter attends a party dress like this and it catches jaune attention.

Winter: having fun and hoping the outfit elm pick out for her wasn’t to showy.

Jaune: sees winter and awakens a gothic/ monochrome want/kink.” She will be mine.”

Next day they both wake up in a hotel room naked,hungover and content.

#jaune arc #rwby #winter schnee #jaune x winter #hazbin hotel #carmilla carmine

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Twist: the evil lord he has to fight turns out to be an elf waifu. Like there first meeting he scars her by screaming yes and thanking the god the summon him to this land.

Concept: My Quest for an Elf Waifu

Protagonist gets Isekaied to a standard fantasy world. He thinks:

"I'M GOING TO GET AN ELF WAIFU!"

And then in his quest to get an Elf Waifu, he ends up with waifus of all of the other fantasy races.

Unwanted at first, but then he grows to love them.

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Team bonding 2

Blake: Why is Ruby rolling on the floor, laughing? And what happened to Yang forehead?

Weiss: *sighs* Yang was about to hit her head on the door frame, so I told her to duck and she quacked at me.

Weiss: And then she hit her head.

Blake: *wheezes*

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake bellodona #yang xiao long

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Last words

Nora: If you were to die, what would your last words be?

Ren: I love you

Jaune : *Rolls eyes*

Nora: Aw mine too. what about you jaune?

Jaune: Finally.

Ruby: No.

All three move to quickly give jaune a hug.

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #ruby rose #rwby lancaster #lancaster

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Team bonding

Cut to team RWBY dorm room as they are chilling as there leader is in her leadership class.

Blake: Truth or dare, Yang

Yang: Dare

Blake: Order me a pizza

Yang: ... Truth or dare, Weiss?

Weiss: Dare???

Yang: Pay for the pizza

Weiss: ... Truth or dare, Blake

Blake: Truth. Nice try though, Weiss.

Weiss: *grumbles to herself as she brings out her wallet*

#rwby #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake bellodona

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When you ask your kids questions 2

Jaune: “What’s something you can say about homeschool but not your partner?”

Achilles: “We never leave the bedroom.”

Jaune and john have shock faces as Pyrrha laughing in the background

John “Oh!”

Pyrrha: “I do it in a chair. I do it in my bed.” Laughing

Jaune: is left with his mouth open speechless.

Achilles: “MOM! STOP!”

Jaune: “Pyrrha!”

Pyrrha: “My goal is to finish early.”

Achilles: “MOM! PLEASE! PLEASE STOP! ” Bangs his on the couch a mix of shock and laughter.

Jaune: very surprise of his wife answer “ my goal was to finsh early.”

#jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #rwby #arkos #rwby arkos

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My fond memory

Weiss: once Jaune and Ruby had a fight that kinda went like this

Jaune: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Ruby: Jaune.

Weiss: and to this day i still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because i randomly think of it

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose