somebody needs to give sjm an award for writing 200 pages out of an 800 page book without unnecessary smut and prioritising actual plot over "penetration" I wonder how she is physically able to cope
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Me, realising most of my favourite characters are morally grey, sassy and love to steal/murder:
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Kaz Brekker: *performs sleight of hand*
Matthias Helvar:
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*sigh* once again it is me and my emotional support fictional scenarios against the world
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'Character A is dead' TO YOU. I know them personally. We wrote this post together.
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my 'omg a hit tweet' tweet about Wesper as it should be
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I relate to Lexi because I too know a lot of things because I read a lot and I too would let Fez, the most endearing drug dealer ever, gently and awkwardly seduce me
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the Juliette Cai urge to set the world on fire and watch it burn
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get in loser, we’re driving a new maserati down a dead end street
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