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#100% #accurate

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You weren't in school today, Charlie Brown. All the kids missed you. I'm never going to school again as long as I live.

A BOY NAMED CHARLIE BROWN 1969, dir. Bill Melendez

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fuck the grind. fuck work culture. i want a slow life. i want to wake up in the morning and scramble eggs and saute some spinach, squeeze some orange juice and cut up some strawberries, and eat it all while sitting on my porch and watching my goats mill about in the yard. i have a world of downtime to bake bread and garden and read and craft. i am free.

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@dontmindmejustprocrastinating let's goooooo!!!

@fuckoffbard I refuse to let us be trapped in the last movie we watched, sooo...time to fly some dragons??

You are now trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. Reblog and put how screwed you are in the tags

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@aubageddon91 For reference: Tennessee Senate Bill 3 seeks to ban "topless dancers, go-go dancers, exotic dancers, strippers, male or female impersonators in presence of minors."

So, yes, lawmakers are attempting to ban drag in Tennessee. As for your comment about "No good comes from introducing drag queens to children," I couldn't agree more. Children are walking petri dishes with sticky fingers. Most of us don't have health insurance, and wigs are expensive. I can't believe we didn't think to go underground or, you know, remind people that drag shows are for the 18 and older crowd. God, you're right. We are idiots.

I 💗Dolly

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I 💗Dolly

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comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed

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comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed

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Get yourself a man who, when roared at by a 3,000-year-old-terror-incarnate-nightmare-fuel 99.9-percent-decayed mummy, his first instinct is to roar back

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Best Leading Actress Michelle Yeoh (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) 

Best Leading Actor Brendan Fraser (“The Whale”) 

Best Supporting Actress Jamie Lee Curtis (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

Best Supporting Actor Ke Huy Quan (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

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"Let me get this straight. They ripped out your guts and they stuffed them in jars?"

THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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Happy International Women’s Day!

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