kawaiinekotgirl

[kawaiinekotgirl]

#me?

[kawaiinekotgirl]

Reboot me

for I have not responded

even by a force that's brute

I have acted

Without any sense

the request must be made

I hope no cascade

affected my system

Root me

no I won't play nice

this won't suffice

the inner daemon

that's so astute

an incident being reported

you better watch out

#poem #tech poem #kawaiinekotgirl

[kawaiinekotgirl]

POKE 59458,62

#commodore #commodore pet #fast print poke #killer poke

[kawaiinekotgirl]

RevStar & Bandori + Screenshots of despair (part 5)

[kawaiinekotgirl]

a precious

A good

#fox

[kawaiinekotgirl]

no

no

[kawaiinekotgirl]

I have been informed that the Quaker is also used from time to time. Works with Baby Daisy and Toadette.

TASers: Oh look, a hop button

MKW: please don't

TASers: What if I spam it frame-perfectly in a slope?

MKW: *sigh*

TASers: nice super grinding we have!

Speedrunners: can we just this?

TASers: You can't even do the Rainbow Road Ultra Shortcut and you want to do frame perfect hops AND stick movement?

Speedrunners:

MKW: wait, what do you mean Rainbow Road has a shortcut?

Speedrunners: oh you haven't heard?

Mario Kart Wii: we have lots of Vehicles and Characters!

Speedrunners: Funky Kong, Daisy, Baby Daisy and Toadette you say?

Mario Kart Wii: what? I mean, yeah, but we have—

Speedrunners: Flame Runner, Mach Bike, Spear, Bullet Bike and Magikruiser you say?

Mario Kart Wii: those are all bikes, we also have—

Speedrunners: Manual mode go zoom, except with spear

Mario Kart Wii: are you even listening?

Speedrunners: riding a mountain to get laps!

Mario Kart Wii: ...

#meme #speedrun #mario kart wii #ctgpr #tas videos #game tas #addendum

[kawaiinekotgirl]

Thanks

almost every. single. character design. can be improved by the introduction of googly eyes

[kawaiinekotgirl]

Dear Tumblr Algorithm

I don't drink beer, I don't travel, nor do I want to go outside.

Is that so much to ask for some targeted ads?

You are literally the only thing in the internet where I let ads run, and you are not delivering

Sincerely, me

#tumblr #tumblr ads #tumblr bad #tumblr suggestion #meta

[kawaiinekotgirl]

I have an slight feeling this may be an innuendo

#don't ask #do not search

[kawaiinekotgirl]

Alternative Routes:

Person B: “But first, we need to talk about ｐａｒａｌｌｅｌ　ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅｓ” *Super Mario 64 File Select Screen Music starts playing*

Person B: “What are you talking about? This is a robery, hands in the air and the location of the money”

Person B: “I got a can of soda, did a prop climb, then a brute launch into a Bunny Hop wich after hitting a slope propelled me into Out of Bounds from where I did a similar thing in order to reach here. Also I clipped thru the door with a well timed crouch jump at sufficient speeds”

Person A: “You really put aside everything and came all this way, for me? How did you even get here so fast?”

Person B: “Several traffic violations, three counts of resisting arrest, and roughly thirteen cans of energy drink…. Also that’s not my car.”

#writing prompt #story prompt #random #imagine #dialogue #dialogue prompt #person a and person b #funny #silly #friendship #humour #shenanigans #half life #desync #pannenkoek #super mario 64 #unarmed robery

[kawaiinekotgirl]

#nichijou #anime gif #anime gifs #dogs

[kawaiinekotgirl]

[kawaiinekotgirl]

she

#comedy #she who girl #joke #meta joke

[kawaiinekotgirl]

one thing I’ve been thinking about lately is how love is transcendant and unwavering. it exists not despite misfortune but because of it. love blooms in chaos when devotion is tested. I love you and I will even in the face of crushing devastation. the world can vanish and take me with it but as long as you remain there is beauty in the vacancy.

#kath is great #poem #love poem

[kawaiinekotgirl]

#relatable

[kawaiinekotgirl]

So Maine allows more custom license plates than I thought

some highlights of the @/vanity_of_maine instagram page

#maine #us maine #license plate #custom license plate #strong language