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Chef was bored so he decided to re-label our salad ingredients:

We got Karts

Purple Things mmmmm

Ah yes, Thomas

A sprinkle of Dandruff

And some sliced Alien Brains

He also referred to the pasta sauce as ‘liquid thomas’

I love my job

#Karts #Purple Things #Thomas #Dandruff #Alien Brains #random #shit #kitchen #chef #shenanigans #lol #we have fun here #dumb stuff #meme #content #food #salad #funny #culinary #love my job #work #little things #made my day #wholesome

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To anyone who reads this: Please make sure you’ve eaten today. Refill your water if you need to, and give yourself time to breathe. Sometimes doing the bare minimum for yourself feels impossible. If you’re going to put your energy into any one thing today, it should be for looking after yourself. Just maintaining your existence is enough.

#someone cares #you are enough #self care #mental health #emotional health #take care of your mind #take care of yourself #drink water #hydrate #eat something #please #breathe #be well #affirmations #serious post #self help #self love #bare minimum

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I am simultaneously watching tik toks, listening to music, cracking every joint in my tiny body, and drafting a text message to a friend. Also my dad is vacuuming and the sound makes me angry. The fact that my distractions are distracting me is also upsetting why am I even writing this?

#I think I might have #adhd #anxiety #for sure #and depression #it’s a #smorgasbord #of #mental #shit #hell #multitasking #noise #random #mood

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Every once in awhile, a friend and I will hyper-fixate on the same subject, and we’ll waste an entire lunch period ranting about cephalopods

#octopi #are #very intelligent #and also #delicious #we also talked about cows #hyperfixiating #cephalopod #octopus #squid #conversation #topic #random #mood #friends #unfocused #unsure #we have fun here

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What even is advertising these days? I saw a commercial where the gist was “gen z, you’re fucked. You should totally join the army about it!” Like bruh. Then the next commercial was a cereal ad with Tony the Tiger kin being normalized. They took the time to animate it and not once did anyone say ‘is this weird?’

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Am I anxious or is this guy actually a creep?

An autobiography

#seriously #it’s hard to tell #I don’t feel like I can trust my #instincts #on this #but I don’t want to get assaulted #even so #women should not have to put up with being #uncomfortable #at work #anxiety #anxious #paranoia

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It was all just an ad and I’m not even upset

he was a sk8r boi

he said see u later boy

#can this be my new aesthetic #sanders sides #new episode #jam

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I love Thai curry, yellow curry with beef especially, but I react to spice like potassium in water. Boom. Everything hurts, everything’s numb, my teeth hurt, but the curry is too good. I’ve had so much milk (lactose free) and I’m barely halfway through my bowl. I even ordered the mild. MILD! I’d blame my white genes but my dad puts ghost pepper hot sauce on all the shit.

#I can’t handle spice #gdi i hate it here #shit

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There’s this whole stereotype that gays can’t do math, which is valid, but this gay at least knows her basic trigonometric functions. At least I thought I did.

One hour.

One full hour of typing the same equation into my calculator and I got an incorrect answer EVERY TIME. I couldn’t figure out what was wrong, if I’d missed a step, if I was just dumb? I was at this for a whole hour before I hit a random button. And that button told me. My calculator was set to calculate in radian, not degrees. It was such a small thing. Turns out I was doing it right the whole damn time!!!!! Aaaaaaaa! It has been only one week of precalc but I will now be dropping out and passing away rip me

#gays can’t do math #I’m an idiot #no thoughts #head empty #homework #school #calculus #precalculus #fail #gay #mistake #mood #rip #ouch #oof #why #difficult #oops #save me

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Mukbang is ruining my life

#mukbang #ruining my life

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Something important I must share:

She

Doin a splitz

Strawberry hat, so majestic

Tiny baby babyyyyyy

Thank you for your time, this has been a PSA.

#regina george #baby girl #lizard #lizard pic #bearded dragon #dragon #baby #baby lizard #smol #scaly baby #precious #special girl #strawberry #silly #baby photo #beardy

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Y’all I just gotta rant here

Today was bad. All around nasty. Felt like shit. Slept through an exam so I’m trying to take care of that, and my depression nap put me out of commission for hours. I did have a culinary final due, so I thought I could at least do that. Of course I read the recipe wrong and it had to cook over four hours aaaahhhhggg. So finally, at 10 pm, my pork ragù is finished. The pasta is perfect, the sauce is wonderful, so I just took my photos and devoured what I could. It was a win and I needed that. And! My mom’s coworker sent her home with his Mango Pie. I love that Pie. Idk how he makes it but it’s good. My day was saved by food and that’s enough for me. There’s a lesson here but I really don’t care.

End rant.

#bad day #depression #culinary #cooking #saved #win #doing my best #try #mango pie #mood #current mood

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Mondays suck but small children have no concept of this. I’m on Zoom with my writing teacher and her 4-year-old daughter just yells “morning mommy I made you coffee!!!” My teacher is afraid but literally every sleep deprived teen in the class just smiled and laughed. They want this child as the president. Small children are alright. ☕️

#Monday #mood #small children #alright #coffee #sweet #smile #wholesome #wholesome content #mornings #kids #teens #random #random post

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Happy anniversary to that one time my appendix nearly ruptured and I had to go into emergency surgery to get the bitch out my body. The pain was so bad that it caused me to throw up and I didn’t even think to go in right away since it felt like cramps. I also wasn’t considered for surgery right away since the doctors had to do several invasive tests to see if I was pregnant, despite my protests of being a gay virgin. Frustrating to say the least. Anyways, I came out of surgery, bit my lip while I was high, and missed several exams. Nightmare precursor to 2020, so it’s gonna be hard to top that this year.

#the scars are pretty sick tho #anniversary #surgery #appendix #appendicitis #good times #2020 #hospital #nightmare #cramps #painful #emergency #bad time #mood #I hate it #this is fine #one year of pain

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Okay now that i think about it i was probs just dissociating again. Oh well!

Do you ever just vibe so good that you’re completely unaware that you’re a human person? That everything is so far away and the present is something so forgettable. Transcendent.

#me dissociating #oops #same difference #oh well #depression #depression mood #mood #dissociation #not a vibe #random #thoughts

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Do you ever just vibe so good that you’re completely unaware that you’re a human person? That everything is so far away and the present is something so forgettable. Transcendent.

#vibing #transcend #whoosh

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My buddy just gave me some homemade bagels and they are so good! It was really sweet of him and I was so hungry so I’m just sitting here with a multitude of bagels just vibing and loving friendship :)

#life doesn’t suck rn #vibing #bagels #friends #buddy #neighbor #friendship #vibe #bagel time