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So Lucy doesn’t kiss and tell, but Arthur apparently does :/

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Off to visit the homies with messages that will make their ears tingle.

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”My dear Mina, why are men so noble when we women are so little worthy of them?”

i sincerely need to suspend my disbelief to think a woman wrote this to another woman

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im ready for hot vampire summer

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the reasons draculas doors are all locked is because that’s where he’s keeping his other soliciters.

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i better catch up on the assigned reading (dracula emails) so i can partake in the class discussion (memes)

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was he able to shave? is dracula still pretending to be his entire staff? has dracula tried to dracula him? i am left to ponder until our next communication...

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Jonathan: i hate this prison i hate this castle im going to go look at the sky and appreciate the view and calm down a little

Jonathan: *sees his captor crawl face first down the outer wall like a lizard* Oh This Is Worse Than I Thought

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to have your life figured out before 30. You don’t have to be nine-and-twenty with an immense lunatic asylum all under your ca

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i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

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“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

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this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

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“All great and precious things are lonely.”

— John Steinbeck, East of Eden

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#San Francisco #photography #dogs #dogsofinstagram #doggo #doglover #Golden Gate Bridge #Bay Area #California

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