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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

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thought this crowd might enjoy gay pig

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

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I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

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love a girl who talks too much where is your podcast queen