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Physcology: well actually licking is a sign of—

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

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cassian and/or

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Alex, to Henry: *sends a voice message*

Henry: I’m kinda busy, is it urgent?

Alex: no just listen later

(Later)

Henry: I should probably listen to that

Alex’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE—

#same thing I just did but with different characters #Alex is a disaster bi #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #firstprince #alex and henry

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Wylan, to Kaz: *sends a voice message*

Kaz: I’m busy is it urgent?

Wylan: no just listen later

(Later)

Kaz: oh I should listen to that

Wylan’s message: THERE’S A FIRE—

#im alive! #Kaz is Wylan’s dad #kaz brekker #amita suman #helnik #incorrect six of crows #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #kanej #Inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom

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Everything Underrated In Derry Girls

sister michael and her one-liners

"we're mary and gerry and we're living in derry"

granda joe having to be high on drug scones to actually be nice to gerry

the drug scones

nicola coughlan filming both bridgerton and derry girls at the same time

erin saying "ah-ha! and she also fancies james. don't you find that a bit weird?" and then going out with him to prom in season 2

how the gang hates james for being english and not for him being supposedly gay

THEIR ACCENTS

james saying "everyone here uses the word 'wee' to describe things that aren't even small!"

colm mccool being an energy-sucking vampire

orla going with granda joe to the prom

"swear on dolly!"

aunt sarah and ma mary trying to steal their mammy's earrings from bridie's dead body

"well if you lot had stopped trying to invade us for five fucking minutes, there'd be a lot less to slog through!"

how they get 'dreams' by the cranberries stuck in your head for days on end

#derry girls

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you said yes

#stranger things #Mike wheeler #will byers #byler

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I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal

#aviation

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Jedi Master Ahsoka Tano <3

#OH MY GOD— #ITS INCREDIBLE #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #Star Wars

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I’d like to think that in elementary school, Luke was the kid who bit people, Alex was the kid crying every time their parents dropped them off, and Reggie was the kid who ate play dough and crayons. The holy trinity.

#japt #i also think that teenage luke still bites #and Alex probably cries when Julie goes to school they just don’t show that on screen

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Do you know what’s the BEST and MOST CHAOTIC dynamic in history? Real or fictional?

English/Social Studies whiz who’s written three books but would die if someone held a gun to their head and told them to do basic algebra 

+ 

Math/Science genius who understands astrophysics but doesn’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re and can’t spell definately

#relatable

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Kaz: I hate going to funerals they’re so awkward. I never know what to say.

Inej: say “I’m sorry for your loss”, then move on.

*at the funeral*

Kaz: sorry for your loss, move on

Inej:

Inej: no

#inspired by incorrect-lotr-trash #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #amita suman #incorrect six of crows #kanej #helnik #kazuallystealsyourwallet #six of crows #shadow and bone #Jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #nina zenik #Matthias helvar #mine #Freddy carter #darklina

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Peter: What is the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Lucy: Knife to the throat.

Caspian: Gun to the back.

Edmund: Poison in his cup.

Eustace: You're all horrible...

#narnia #six of crows

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Jesper: woah buried treasure!

Kaz: what did you find?

Jesper: a skeleton!

#source: incorrect-narnia-quotes #kaz brekker #incorrect six of crows #inej ghafa #kanej #kazuallystealsyourwallet #amita suman #Jesper fahey #wesper #wylan van eck #six of crows #darklina #helnik #matthias helvar #nina zenik #mine

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Edmund: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Peter: 420.

Edmund: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.

Susan: 69?

Edmund: Yeah, it was 69.

#narnia

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bc the whole point was to get the ring to Mordor subtly. It would have been awesome to see Frodo flying into Mordor on a giant eagle and going “he ho Sauron you bitch” and dropping it into the crack, but he also would have likely been spotted and stopped along the way bc a giant eagle with a Hobbit on its back isn’t hard to spot. The eagles mentioned in The Hobbit (novel) that they’re scared of sheep shepherds with bows, so they’d probably be scared of trained orcish soldiers and ya know, Sauron.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, the ring couldn’t have just been dropped in from the sky. It had to be taken into The Crack of Doom itself. The Crack of Doom is at the end of a long tunnel that bored into the mountainside, where the eagle would likely not fit. The eagle could just land on the mountainside and send in its rider, but a giant eagle landing on the side of Mount Doom isn’t hard to spot. This would make it a lot harder for them to get into the Crack of Doom without being apprehended, because someone would have seen the eagle land and then stopped the rider before they could drop the ring.

Also, when planning this journey, the Council of Elrond couldn’t have known what to expect of Mordor.

Lastly, in The Hobbit (novel), the eagles only helped Gandalf because he had saved their chief before the events of the story. The same could be assumed for why they didn’t help them the entire way in LotR.

why didn‘t gandalf just put frodo on that gay little bird that saved him

#snips rants #lotr #lord of the rings #gandalf #frodo #lotr theory #the hobbit #the Eagles of Manwë

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There’s a wasp trapped in my lunch container

#snips off topic #shit post #school

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Being on Tumblr during class is risky business but risky business is my middle name

#snips off topic #shit post