My favorite part of my dnd group right now is that their collective anxiety creates a better story than I do when planning the session.
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I love watching two people who can just fight perfectly together, and was like ‘how would you translate this to D&D?’ This is the first attempt, will probably take some tweaking to make it valuble but not overpowered.
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Rogue: "Y'kno, we find that the element of surprise is helpful in combat."
Rogue: "If we don't know what we're doing, the enemy won't know what we're doing!"
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DM: 1/4 of the city's population is dead.
Cress, our gunslinger: Oh that's not that bad?
Eurydice, our paladin: Not that bad?
Cress: Well originally I thought 75% of the population were dead so this is way better.
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truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid
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The second part of the Christmas Classes! I hope you enjoy
Including:
Wizard Arcane Tradition: Elf’s magic
(one of the two classes that are not Santa)
Barbarian Path: The Saint of All
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Part THREE of the Christmas Classes!
Including:
Cleric Domain: Winter’s Saint
&
Druid Circle: Protectors of the Christmas Spirit
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Your character’s backstory has to be be your favorite fake tumblr story.
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i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling “cast iron pan” but i dont even know how to use that damn spell yet im not a high enough level
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HERE IT IS. The first pages of the long-anticipated Christmas Classes. I will upload the other classes one by one over the coming days. Look forward to it! :D
(There may be a chance that I still update them and work them over)
This one includes
Rogue Archetype: Secret Santa
&
Warlock Patron: The spirit of Christmas
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More on my quest to give all my dnd ocs new updated refs- Baoth (pronounced Be) the fey fighter centaur. He’s a hopeless romantic who likes cooking and partying the the feywilds 🌸🌿🐝
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fuck it why not
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1d20 Character Traits...
I always speak with a dramatic and poetic flair.
I refuse outright to wear any shoes or socks.
I talk to inanimate objects.
My voice is like a fight between alley-cats.
My voice is like a murmur.
I have a great interest in fire… for no particular reason.
I frequently make up new words while speaking.
I never curse or use any deity’s name in vain and disapprove of those who do so.
I speak my mind, even when it’s not appropriate.
I find a great difficulty in answering questions directly.
I use a circular logic for everything.
I panic easily.
I grunts for ‘yes’, snarl for ‘no’, and shrug for ‘maybe’.
I mumble things and talk to myself constantly.
I’ll offer advice to anyone that’ll listen.
I constantly over-analyse things.
I eat only with my hands, not utensils.
I use short and simple words when talking to strangers.
I can never look anyone in the eye while talking to them.
I swear excessively.
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Hoardscape of the Day
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dnd is a game
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