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Did we just get invaded? I feel like we just got invaded.

Gaming Quotes from 10/4 :: When you agree to set up mutual embassies, but the sly smile on the opposing diplomat's face isn't exactly reassuring.

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This is the mural of "shit we want dead," right?

Gaming Quotes from 9/27 :: That feeling when you kill a legendary creature on your way to a major city where they have a mural of it outside of their grand temple...

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Critical fail – you take double the damage. [roll] Four damage!

Gaming Quotes from 8/2 :: No matter how cool I think my character is, my dice have a completely different idea.

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There’s always someone in my way, and it’s always Roland!

Gaming Quotes from 7/26 :: TFW you get that new lightning bolt-like ability, but you really don't want to strike your allies on the way to the enemy.

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You know what we should have done? Used the scroll of fire resistance.

Gaming Quotes from 7/12 :: The thoughts you have right after fighting a bunch of hellhounds and brimstone rats.

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You’re the affordable help.

Gaming Quotes from 9/28 :: When the townsfolk recruit you for a "critical mission" because you are "great adventurers," but you're only 3rd level.

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A sparrow flys up to you and says, "Does the one minute begin when the sparrow shows up, or does it start after that? We should find out. But first, we’ve got to get this message out…"

Gaming Quotes from 5/31 :: When you first use that magical bird messenger and you're not sure when it first starts recording.

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You know, if I could roll above the halfway point, I could do more damage…

Gaming Quotes from 5/24 :: When your character build is pretty solid, but your dice have a different idea of how effective you really are.

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An 11 [on a saving throw] makes me think I should remind everyone that they got a Hero Point at the beginning of this session.

Gaming Quotes from 5/17 :: When you bomb your save so badly the DM reminds you that you get a chance to re-roll.

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How big is this hole? Is it a small hole? Is it a hole big enough for a stupid man with a spear to fit through?

Gaming Quotes from 5/3 :: This could have been a “Famous Last Words” situation, but fortunately said stupid man with a spear could not fit in the hole.

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What I’m getting is, if these monsters were nicer, we’d be helping them take over the world.

Gaming Quotes from 4/26 :: See, the real problem is all of the monsters are so violent and prone to attack. If they were more reasonable in their actions and open to a rational debate, they may be more successful in their evil plans.

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You know what? You have to face your fears, and you have to fucking stab them in the face.

Gaming Quotes from 4/19 :: Never let fear keep you from a good, solid stabbing.

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Well, you can’t be paralyzed; you go first.” “Who says I can’t be paralyzed?” “Previous editions?

Gaming Quotes from 4/12 :: Look, just because we’re learning a new system, doesn't mean we don’t make assumptions based on previous systems and editions.

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If I know anything about 80s tropes, it’s that a crowbar can open anything.

Gaming Quotes from 3/29 :: When you're a kid in the 80′s, it pays to keep a crowbar on you at all times. They are great for opening doors, windows, lockboxes, and the occasional robot chassis. 

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Felix found something. Possibly a body. Get your stick and let’s go.

Gaming Quotes from 3/22 :: I mean, the game is about kids in the 80′s. Is there any other more appropriate response to a dead body?

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She opens the door and says, ‘Aloha!’ and you all run off, and she says, ‘Aloha?’ because it means both hello and goodbye.

Gaming Quotes from 3/9 :: Those darned kids playing some kind of twisted Ding-Dong-Ditch. The poor old widow who wished to move from Sweden to Hawaii just wanted someone to talk to.

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…I like how he thinks Asimov has anything to do with these robots.

Gaming Quotes from 2/22 :: When your teenage character reads one book and unreasonably expects all robots to follow some arbitrary fictional rules.

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