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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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yeah and this is straycatj, the popular tumblr cat. see that’s landlady, she adopted him a few years ago when he kept coming to her house for food. sometimes he runs through paper doors so landlady gives him the “funny face penalty” as you can see in this photo

#gotta save it this time. #fav

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deadbeat tumblr mutual

#me. sorry everyone

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most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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Some more “what’s in my bag” posts from flickr. We have always been the same…..

#damn. how did we ever survive with those god awful apple earpods i can still feel my ears hurting

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america city

population: everyone

#10 AIRPORTS

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#CVE 2024-3094 #while this was averted it has introduced a lot of ugly questions in the cybersecurity community #especially around the risk/reward of using open source code like this #it wouldn’t have been discovered if it weren’t open source but it also wouldn’t have been introduced in the first place #& while the attack pattern follows the pattern of previous nation state attacks we don’t know if it was actually a nation state operation #or if it was someone with previous experience in those kinds of attacks operating independently #there is also speculation that the us gov was who told microsoft to look into this in the first place #not from random reddit conspiracy theorists but from well regarded cyber experts

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#$80k

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Me booping random people on my dash I dont even know

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

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Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED