keijisprettygirl

[keijisprettygirl]

➺ Haikyuu boys as — “shit my friends have said.”

cw: profanity, suggestive!

Yamaguchi: hey you hungry? i’ve got chicken—

Tsukishima: fuck chicken, give me death!

• • •

Atsumu: if a girl pulled out a banana during sex i’d kill her.

Kita: my god, why?

• • •

Tendou: i’d do me every night cos i’m lonely. pull game wack. no bitches.

• • • ︎

Sugawara: if someone asked you to eat their ass would you?

Daichi: no?? can you keep your voice down—

Sugawara: why not?

Daichi: oh my god shut up, we’re at a hospital.

• • •

Nishinoya: bro like, Tanaka is pregnant with my child for real.

Tanaka: for real bro, dap me up.

• • •

Hinata: heh heh, i look like a virgin— wait i am a virgin.

• • •

Atsumu: guys is this billie eilish?? *accidentally shows a picture of a donkey *

Suna: ….. yes.

• • •

Kageyama: oh my fucking god, you dumb ass ginger

• • •

Bokuto: if humans didnt exist what animal would you smash?

Akaashi, doing his college assessments: …. excuse me?

• • •

Yaku: i cannot stand any of you bitches anymore, im gonna go drown myself in bleach, ciao.

• • •

Kenma, talking about Lev: “I wouldn’t want his brain tbh would be like trying to push an elephant into a straw”

• • •

Yachi: he’s waiting on all the juicy gossip and yes i am a lesbian

• • •

Kuroo: deadass

Bokuto: oh thankyou :3

Kuroo: i said deadass, not dat ass??

• • •

Makki: i absolutely hate raspberry vodka. that shit felt like my asshole was cracking.

Iwaizumi: your asshole is what?

Mattsun: cracka

Oikawa: cracka lacka

• • •

Lev: i snatched her wig cos i was curious if it was real or not.

• • •

Sakusa: when was the last time you fucking showered? a sewer rat is cleaner than you.

• • •

Kunimi: life is sucks

Watari: …

Kunimi: sucks is life … sucks life is—

Watari: yes, i get it.

• • •

*Lev asking the team a would you rather question*

Kenma, talking over him: would you guys rather be deaf or listen to this moron ask would you rather questions?

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu au #akaashi keiji #oikawa tooru #bokuto koutaro #kuroo tetsuro #kenma kozume #hinata shoyo #kageyama tobio #sugawara koushi #daichi sawamura #haikyuu smau #haikyuu headcanons #headcannons #iwaizumi hajime #suna rintarou #miya atsumu #miya osamu #fukurodani #nekoma #aobajosai #karasuno #shiratorizawa #inarizaki #haikyuu oneshot

[keijisprettygirl]

Hi there hey 😌 May I pretty please with a side of pictures of shirtless iwa be added to the Newsflash I love you Idiot taglist 🥺

I have persuasion mangos 🥭🥭🥭🥭

Thank you ! 😌

yess ofc bby!! 🥺

[keijisprettygirl]

Can i be added to the Newsflash, i love you idiot taglist?

sure!!

[keijisprettygirl]

୨⎯ ch.1 ⎯୧

🏐･ﾟﾟ･｡. 𝑁𝑒𝑤𝑠𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑠ℎ! 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑡

fruity basket | next | sussy baka’s

a/n: IM SO EXCITED TO DO THIS SERIES WOO!! taglist is open my loves!!

🌷taglist: @rirk-ke

#haikyuu smau #haikyuu fluff #smau #oikawa tooru x reader smau #oikawa tooru x reader #haikyuu x reader smau #iwaizumi hajime #tendou satori #oikawa tooru fluff #oikawa tooru angst #ushijima wakatoshi #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #haikyuu au #haikyuu angst

[keijisprettygirl]

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

please, please and please.

[keijisprettygirl]

hi hello!! i just came across ur blog today, but your smau "newsflash! i love you, you idiot" is very interesting!! may i please be added to your taglist?? Thank u sm!! Have an awesome dayyy 🌼

yes ofc!! have an awesome day aswell🌷✨

[keijisprettygirl]

ఌ — texting ur bf! “would you still love me if i was a snail??”

— gn!reader

+ characters : pretty setters | minus kags im sorry 😭

+ genre : smau, fluff, a tad suggestive on sumu’s part!

#haikyuu smau #haikyuu fluff #smau #akaashi keiji x reader #kenma kozume x reader #sugawara koushi x reader #oikawa tooru x reader #semi eita x reader #atsumu miya x reader #haikyuu au #haikyuu x reader smau #haikyuu headcanons

[keijisprettygirl]

HI BBY I MISSED U 🥺💗🌷

☀︎︎ Ch.32 ☀︎︎

𝐾𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑣𝑠 𝑃𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠

Previous | Masterlist | Next ➪

a/n: omg hi guys… been a while 😅 also , notice how easy it was for Sakusa to lie?? bastard.

🌷𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡: @itoshibaby @oikawasbuttcheeks @babyshoyo @koolaidkoolykid @bongofrito @myanxietyandme7 @underratedmage @babiiey @moremilkforkags @freyafolkvangr @ctrlstar @asahiswrld @chai-tea-isnt-real @darlingkuroo @bestgirlbromura @rinsangel @kenma-supermacy @sumebreaks @sunaispretty @kowalsqq @scarymucci @tycrackculture @kuroohoeee @ghostlyarcanum @art-junkie-13 @theunknownparasite @kozuskitten @cherriesanwine @sebariaman @starsabove-me @szeonn @tina-98 @aaniyahz @kurookusa @llamakenma @bokutosuwus @lanlutz @gulfkfl @grassbutneo @agasheeee @god-has-forsaken-me

[ if your @ is bolded & in pink, means i can’t tag you ]

#[🌺]— pretty moots #💌.kooks vs pogues

[keijisprettygirl]

☀︎︎ Ch.32 ☀︎︎

𝐾𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑣𝑠 𝑃𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠

Previous | Masterlist | Next ➪

a/n: omg hi guys… been a while 😅 also , notice how easy it was for Sakusa to lie?? bastard.

🌷𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡: @itoshibaby @oikawasbuttcheeks @babyshoyo @koolaidkoolykid @bongofrito @myanxietyandme7 @underratedmage @babiiey @moremilkforkags @freyafolkvangr @ctrlstar @asahiswrld @chai-tea-isnt-real @darlingkuroo @bestgirlbromura @rinsangel @kenma-supermacy @sumebreaks @sunaispretty @kowalsqq @scarymucci @tycrackculture @kuroohoeee @ghostlyarcanum @art-junkie-13 @theunknownparasite @kozuskitten @cherriesanwine @sebariaman @starsabove-me @szeonn @tina-98 @aaniyahz @kurookusa @llamakenma @bokutosuwus @lanlutz @gulfkfl @grassbutneo @agasheeee @god-has-forsaken-me

[ if your @ is bolded & in pink, means i can’t tag you ]

#haikyuu smau #smau #kuroo tetsurou x reader smau #kuroo tetsurou x reader #haikyuu au #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu angst #haikyuu x reader smau #kuroo tetsurou fluff #kuroo tetsurou angst #kenma kozume #hinata shoyo #bokuto koutaro #akaashi keiji #terushima yuji #kita shinsuke #alisa haiba #lev haiba #miya atsumu #miya osamu #yachi hitoka #kiyoko shimizu #suna rintarou #aran ojiro

[keijisprettygirl]

AHSJFKI IM SO GLAD POUGES VS KOOKS ID BACK UP AND RUNNING.

also, made myself kie' s season 1 and season 2 beaded necklaces and I love them ✨✨✨

#P4L🤘😌

hehehe yess!!

omg that’s adorable!! i used to wear a shark necklace cos i thought jj looks so pretty with one😳 ✨✨

#P4L

#💌.kooks vs pogues

[keijisprettygirl]

Since you got all your links fixed when are you going to update your kuroo x reader smau?

yes i will update !!

just trying to work out the next chaps is all ☺️

#💌.kooks vs pogues

[keijisprettygirl]

pls your blog is so pretty ✨

OMG STOP U ARE TOO SWEET SAYS U!! 🥺💗💗

#[🌺]— pretty moots

[keijisprettygirl]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[keijisprettygirl]

links for my boo are back up ‼️‼️

➺ synopsis ;

𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩. 𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡.

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐼𝑆𝑇𝐴! 𝐾𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑌𝐴𝑀𝐴 𝑋 𝑀𝑈𝐴! 𝐹𝐸𝑀! 𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐷𝐸𝑅

♫ 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑀𝑦 𝐵𝑜𝑜 - 𝑈𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑡. 𝐴𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑎 𝐾𝑒𝑦𝑠

➪ 𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑆: completed

➪ 𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑅𝐸: smau, college!AU, fluff, angst, EXES TO LOVERS

➪ 𝐺𝐸𝑁𝐸𝑅𝐴𝐿 𝑊𝐴𝑅𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑆: swear words, sexual implications!

➪ 𝐴/𝑁: 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝙼𝙰𝚄 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍!! 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢’𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝🤍

y/n’s sqaud ❣︎ Kageyama’s squad

❥ CH.1 | no homo

❥ CH.2 | good grief

❥ CH.3 | me lie

❥ CH.4 | ffs

❥ CH.5 | shi you right

❥CH.6 | sus

❥ CH.7 | sugar daddy noya

❥ CH.8 | me rn

❥ CH.9 | bubs bubs bubs

❥ CH.10 | go on and take a bow

❥ CH.11 | whatdidhesaay

❥ CH.12 | who he call a thot?

❥ CH.13 | shoot. your. shot?

❥ CH.14 | baddie, but take away the bad

❥ CH.15 | im gonna kick your ass

❥ CH.16 | stop coming for my throat y/n!!

❥ CH.17 | periodt king go off

❥ CH.18 | yo salty ass always ruining shit

❥ CH.19 | this completely changes everything.

❥ CH.20 | we live with her. y’all should be jealous

❥ CH.21 | (jazz music stops)

❥ CH.22 | yeah no shit (WRITTEN)

❥ CH.23 | my bad OG

❥ CH.24 | my most loyal friend

❥ CH.25 | atleast my ass is fat

❥ CH.26 | dont lie to daddy

❥ CH.27 | thats a whole ass mood sis

❥ CH.28 | omg nishi stop fucking screaming

❥ CH.29 | awe i miss you too tobio!!

❥ CH.30 | talkin shit uglykawa?

❥ CH.31 | (2) ill shave his head

❥ CH.32 | what the fuck is happening right now

❥ CH.33 | swagger

❥ CH.34 | FINALE

© 2021 athenarosaline. do not repost or claim as yours.

#💌.my boo #haikyuu smau #kageyama tobio x reader

[keijisprettygirl]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS ‼️‼️

LINKS ARE BACK ‼️‼️‼️

I LINKED THEM ALL BACK 😭🤍

BIG BIG THANKYOU TO @bongofrito FOR SENDING ME ALL THE LINKS!!! couldnt have done it without her💅🏼✨

taglist : @itoshibaby @oikawasbuttcheeks @babyshoyo @koolaidkoolykid @bongofrito @myanxietyandme7 @underratedmage @babiiey @moremilkforkags @freyafolkvangr @ctrlstar @asahiswrld @chai-tea-isnt-real @darlingkuroo

@bestgirlbromura @rinsangel @kenma-supermacy @sumebreaks @sunaispretty @kowalsqq @scarymucci @tycrackculture @kuroohoeee @ghostlyarcanum @art-junkie-13 @theunknownparasite @ks-kitten @cherriesanwine @sebariaman @starsabove-me @szeonn @tina-98 @aaniyahz @kurookusa @llamakenma @bokutosuwus @lanlutz @gulfkfl @grassbutneo @agasheeee @god-has-forsaken-me

➺ synopsis ;

𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘀 & 𝗽𝗼𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀. 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲𝘀, 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱. 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀. 𝘀𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻?

Pogue! Kuroo Tetsurou x Kook! fem! reader

➪ 𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑆: ongoing

➪ 𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑅𝐸: Outer Banks (OBX) AU, SMAU, AGED UP! angst, fluff, drama, summer break! forbidden love

➪ 𝐺𝐸𝑁𝐸𝑅𝐴𝐿 𝑊𝐴𝑅𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑆: profanity, judgemental and rude rich people, toxic relationships/friendships, rivalry between two social classes, alcohol consumption, mentions of drugs, suggestive themes but nothing too kinky! Kita is an asshole ):

➪ 𝑇𝐴𝐺𝐿𝐼𝑆𝑇: open | now closed.

➪ 𝐴/𝑁: this does not follow the storyline of Outer Banks and it won’t matter if you haven’t seen the show! also, pretend Outer Banks is in japan and not in the US😭🙏🏼

( always read fun facts after every chapter )

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐤?

A Kook is a person who lives in Figure 8, in the north side of the Outer Banks. They are typically well-off and have the most power on the island.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞?

A Pogue is a name given to a group of people that are from The Cut, the south side of the Outer Banks. The Cut is home to the working class, citizens who make livings bussing tables, washing yachts, and running charters.

Kooks ❣︎ Pogues

❥ Ch.1 | POGUES 4 LIFE.

❥ Ch.2 | im trying to make you my step daughter y/n.

❥ Ch.3 | fight me rat.

❥ Ch.4 | NO pogue on kook macking.

❥ Ch.5 | are you drunk?

❥ Ch.6 | she’s like a spitting cobra

❥ Ch.7 | stalk some milfs down at the peer.

❥ Ch.8 | fuck you. you absolute buffoon. you fucking cretin.

❥ Ch.9 | please don’t HEHE me rn.

❥ Ch.10 | what is funny about a cat in pain.

❥ Ch.11 | kuroo you suck shit bruh eat a toe.

❥ Ch.12 | i said i hate you, are you deaf.

❥ Ch.13 | okay simp.

❥ Ch.14 | shes deaf.

❥ Ch.15 | ok girl i see you *purrs*

❥ Ch.16 | finish your sentence you ugly bitch.

❥ Ch.17 | spit on me.

❥ Ch.18 | SUS ??????

❥ Ch.19 | reminder: slay them all.

❥ Ch.20 | lmao don’t be a little shit shoyo.

❥ Ch.21 | miss girl….

❥ Ch.22 | where you saw bae???

❥ Ch.23 | mr l/n…....?

❥ Ch.24 | im gonna fucking kill you sunarin.

❥ Ch.25 | you’re too annoying to listen to.

❥ Ch.26 | arent y’all inlove or something? tf?

❥ Ch.27 | HELP. I HSVE BEEN ATTACKED.

❥ Ch.28 | CHILE ANYWAYS.

❥ Ch.29 | yeh ong i swear on aran’s life.

❥ Ch.30 | WAIT WHY’D YOU REMOVE ARAN??

❥ Ch.31 | Cthulhu is a fictional cosmic entity!?

❥ Ch.32 | …

❥ Ch.33 | …

❥ Ch.34 | …

❥ Ch.35 | …

— 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 ~

𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒 . . .

➪ terushima as maybank

➪ tiktok post sent by anon <3

#💌.kooks vs pogues #kuroo tetsurou x reader smau #haikyuu smau

[keijisprettygirl]

Sometimes I wonder how would it be if these idiots shared a flat after graduating and David Dobrik’s videoblogs give me the worst ideas lmao (insp)

[keijisprettygirl]

hey cuties, athena here! 🔊

y’all ive truly tried my best to link back all the chapters to my series of My Boo & Kooks vs Pogues but i cant find half of the damn chapters, its as if i never posted them at all ?!

tumblr is a real fcking b*tch for unlinking all of my shit on my masterlist after i changed my username. like why is that even a thing?? its so fcking stupid & im DEVASTED 😭💔

im so so so so sorry guys…. i know alot of u really wanted to know what happens next in Kooks vs Pogues but i cant continue it if im missing literally half the chapters )):

(i also still have that oikawa one i was working on but idk how many of u are interested in it. id be happy to start on that to make up for all the bullsh*t tumblr has put me through🥺💅🏼)

#[🎙] — athena talks #💌.kooks vs pogues #💌.my boo