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These fool forget Obi-Wan’s literally right there the minute they lock eyes

Based off of this post (x) by @minervajeanlupin

#star wars is best star wars #obi wan kenobi ftw

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actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

#time travel shenanigans

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just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside

#spider georg

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real life cartoon character

#musical numbers make everything better

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Niche skill check

#musical numbers make everything better

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Jeeves and Wooster are truly one of the character dynamics of all time. Genius/himbo. Unflappable confidence/manic nervous energy. Manipulative bastard/naive ray of sunshine he’s devoted himself to protecting. Servant bound by a rigid class hierarchy/golden retriever puppy too simple and kindhearted to think of him as beneath him. Bertie is such a classic wife guy only the wife is a man who’s also his servant and they’re not married. I can’t believe they’re not already viral on Tumblr.

#jeeves and wooster

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

#how may I direct your mythological creature call?

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Kermit riding the Sand Worm!

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I love the first season of atla

#avatar the good one

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I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of ���There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

#literature is out to read you

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“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

#superhero ethics

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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

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look at this overgrown wireless charger

#thor would rather solve problems with peanuts

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#yeltsa kcir

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My comic to @recovery-zine <3 ❤

I drew it two years ago and my style has changed a little but I'm still really proud of this piece, I'm happy I can finally show it ❤!

#avatar (the good one)

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Ultimate meetcute for @mercurialmisfitmusings

#buuuucky