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My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

#vampire style i must be invited

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#is jack saying this

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bi wife energy

#okay this is the only one ill reblog

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i would log on during the rapture. just to see what u all were up to

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important ! In recent years especially this year I’ve noticed a lot that the internet language picked up so many Islamic phrases and, from a muslim perspective, it makes the internet a little more welcoming. the thing is, a lot of the time with Islamic phrases you have to be careful about when and where to say them they hold their own weight and demand their own respect so here is a list explaining each phrase and some notes about it.

In sha allah

It means “ If God wills “. Muslims say it because we’re unaware of what future holds it’s actually blasphemous to claim to know the future, so saying so means “ If it’s the will of god it will happen if not it won’t “ and you’d say it about future events. side note, it’s also a polite way of saying No. for example, someone asks you to do something and you say in sha allah. Technically you’re not saying yes or no, and if it’s not in god’s will it won’t happen.

Ma sha allah

It means “ this is what god intended “ and it’s a compliment. Saying so is like saying WOW! But it’s also kind of a prayer of protection? If I see someone with pretty hair I should say “ Ma sha allah your hair is very pretty “ the ma sha allah protects the person from the evil eye. By saying that I’m also saying I’m not jealous I’m genuinely enamored and I don’t wish any harm to go to it.

Astagfurullah

it means “ to god I repent “ or “ from god I seek forgiveness” it’s usually used when you make a mistake but people also use it when they see something bad or when they want to avoid saying something bad. Like once my card refused to work and I’d say that so I won’t say any curse words and to calm down my anger

wallah/wallahi

okay this one is important. This one shouldn’t be used so lightly. It means “ by god’s name “ and it’s basically swearing in Allah’s name. You are only supposed to say it if you genuinely mean what you’re saying. It’s such a heavy word that I only say it very rarely and if you say it and don’t follow up on what you said you have to fast for three days as repentance.

ya allah

ya is an addressing word? Like talking to someone or calling them? Like saying O’ ( someone ) so ya allah means O’ god

Al hamdullilah // hamdullilah

it means ‘ praise/thanks to god ‘ said when something good happens or when you feel relieved about something— for example, my shirt is stained badly and I’m worried it won’t clean well. I clean it and the stain is gone so I say “ al hamdullilah “ kind of like phew!. Sometimes people say it as an answer when they’re asked how they are it can either mean things are good or bad but we preserve .

One more note is that with the name of Allah you should also be careful it’s not supposed to be written on papers that’ll get stepped on or lightly used in art because it also has its own weight it’s regarded heavily. Like even in home decorations it should be elevated and not overshadowed. If I have to throw away a paper I have to sit down and color over the name of Allah or burn the papers so it won’t get thrown in trash.

another note is that those phrases aren’t Muslim exclusive. Some Arab non-Muslims use them as well. This is only my explanation from a Muslim perspective.

Another another note is this is what I can remember at the moment but if you have additions or enquiries let me know

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*kicking my feet and twirling my prostate* you are so funny, y/n!

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two men can have straight sex with each other. if they’re homophobic enough.

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I want a little coffee drink and $450,000

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they invented a new salad named dont be scared everything will work out

#where to buy #salads near me

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toxic femslash prompt: dagon/kelly

kelly just won't sit still and wait for this pregnancy to be over. after the stunt she pulled in the bath, it's become pretty clear to dagon that if she wants to make sure kelly carries this baby to term, she's going to have to take more... extreme measures. she liked this body too -- it's a shame she'll have to let it rot for a couple weeks while she takes up residence inside the meat of one kelly kline.

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whatever

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LILI REINHART as Teen Alice RIVERDALE (2017—2023)

#aliceeee

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s1 jon fully believes he is being professional and civil to his coworkers at all times, he lets loose on recordings and thinks "great! I've vented my frustrations and now won't bring them into my working relationships :)". the thing is that this man cannot lie or maintain a facade to save his life so while all three of his assistants are in the room he'll say "I really admire and am thankful for the concerted efforts from the pair of you" and retreat to his office thinking "score! I complemented tim and sasha without saying a bad word about martin" meanwhile his assistants are looking at each other in shock and disbelief at how obviously shady that was and martin is wondering if he has somehow turned physically invisible.

#ive heard him say this

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#i actually lasted about three years but yeah. i agree

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finding out there’s a prison in heaven was so funny actually

#he kept radicalizing the permanent prisoners so they had no choice but to go for the ice pick

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oh so now they're saying you're "not allowed to get hard when you think about if refracting through a prism and splitting into discrete spectra would make a beam of light feel pain" anymore

#well throw my ass in jail then