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I finally watched The Old Guard and tumblr did not adequately prepare me for how funny the van kiss scene actually is. Like I've seen whole gif sets of Joe's impromptu love poem but that's not the half of it.

Dude are you sure you want to be making a homophobic jab at these people specifically

Joe: "Yeah he is and what about it, bitch boy" <- said with far more grace and eloquence

Nicky: "<3"

(This is where we give kudos to the actors for not smashing each other's teeth in when LAUNCHING at each other. Couldn't have been me)

Everyone is so taken aback they fully just watch for a whole second in, presumably, homophobic horror before all simultaneously deciding This Cannot Stand

you INTERRUPT joe and nicky? you interrupt their kiss like the football game? oh! oh! death for homophobes! death for homophobes for One Thousand Years!!!!

This isn't really part of the scene but "There's a TV, Joe!" is close enough that I'm going to add it. As an epilogue.

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BLACK SAILS | 1.01

#black sails #peak comedy #going through my black sails rewatch

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tog2 is still in post production because they put Joe in those little jorts but they forgot to use makeup so they hired me to paint over Marwan’s thigh tattoo one frame at a time but it pains me so badly to do it so I can only finish like one second of film a day. sorry

#2o2g #the old guard #apple I love you

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adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

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I am LOVING all this black sails content

#black sails

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I DO obsessively read peoples tags when they rb my art

And, yes, I DO kick my little feets and giggle when I get compliments

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flying the original character artist flag with pride

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#another graphic designer here #it’s true

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gotta catch 'em all (more incredible art by Caldwell Tanner, Kiana Khansmith and Nathan Yaffe)

#dropout #gamechanger

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I have half a mind to copy Mike Trapp's Brennan Bingo Board and use it in all future Brennan Gamechanger episodes, just to see how well it goes.

#dropout #gamechanger

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The speed at which Ify answered, Emily's little nod, the reaction from Alexis, and "That's when the writer's strike started."

This is a perfect Game Changer clip.

#dropout #gamechanger

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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

#I agree with brother monk #he knows the purpose of mornings #and a good egg sammy

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#how did… how did they know that cell phones don’t show up in my dreams

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#yeah dis me

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.