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what i want: blow job

what i get: job that blows

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The porn bots have found my account and I fear I won't be able to quench their insatiable lust with my bug facts

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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

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can we please take a break from the meeting. can we all take naps. and then can we come back and go into breakout rooms to share our notes. can the chairman please come and explain herself. I have Questions.

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morgwen study

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MASS EFFECT LEGENDARY EDITION (2021) dev. BioWare ↳ Leviathan

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its so fucking funny how the normal workday is 9-5 so like

if you need anyone to do work at your house e.g. a plumber

oops the time they want to come in is also the time you're at work

there are a bunch of minor ways that society is designed around the assumption there will be someone at your house to answer the door at all times of the day

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HE IS STAR WARS

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You have to recognize your capacity for harm. You cannot omit the harm you've done to others to remain "good." Anybody can be a bigot. Anyone can be an abuser. Anyone can harm anyone at any time even those who have been harmed themselves. The world is not made up of victims and villains only, this is life, not a Saturday morning cartoon and you are a human being who can or maybe even has hurt others and you HAVE to acknowledge that to learn to be better.

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how do cats smell so good when they never take any baths

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

😶

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Be the reason people still believe in good intentions, genuine energy, and gorgeous hearts of gold.

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#perhaps my purpose is to experience the joy of knowing my friends from the bucket #and fucked up dog

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Catra just enjoying being married to this dork ~ Join my Patreon for exclusive content. #catradora #sheraandtheprincessesofpower