john silver has the worst job on the planet because if i had to argue with a man having a category 5 cunt event every three seconds when he's shoulders tits and thighs like that i'd simply throw myself overboard
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i am.. still reeling from this experience :/
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isnt it so fucked up that hte worst angel had the cuntiest death wings
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i love it when characters are codependent. i love it when losing someone feels like losing a limb. i love it when two people "complete" each other so wholly and terribly that one can barely function without the other. i love it when the fear of losing the only person who understands them is so all-consuming they'll destroy anything to stay together, including themselves.
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100% a personal preference but i will never understand ppl who prefer cooked vegetables. you’re taking this food that’s tolerable — maybe even good — when it’s cold and crispy, and you’re saying “this would be so much better if it was warm and mushy instead”
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tumblr are you telling me something
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the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......
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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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