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AnonSimp back again!!! Can I get some headcanons or somethin with the Shinsengumi boys with a s/o who decided to prank them the dreaded pasta prank!!! The one where they pick her up or something and then she bites pasta to make it sound like they broke something. I want their reactions to it

Yesss, hi AnonSimp! Welcome back, I’m back too! (After 100+ days) LOL. You can imagine that this is back in the day with dried noodles, or today with pasta noodles, I don’t mind LOL.

Also, thanks for clarifying because I did not know what the dreaded pasta prank was. +1 point AnonSimp

Shinsengumi Boys HC•|Dreaded Pasta Prank|•

Hijikata Toshizo

When you tell him you want him to crack your back, he’s already grown suspicious and assumes that this is just another part of your antics, but decided to follow along anyways.

As soon as your arms are crossed over your chest, he wraps his arms around your torso from behind and abruptly lifts you up as you instructed.

Right as he did so, you bit down on the dried noodle in your mouth.

Hijikata immediately places you down and stared at you in disbelief in what just happened, but you groan a bit and hunch over, acting as if your back was broken.

The male asks if you’re okay with a flustered expression until he sees that you’re holding something in your mouth rather than speaking normally to him.

Hijikata sighs in relief as he witnesses you spit out the dried food and openly laugh at his confused look.

“I almost called the physician for you.”

“It wasn’t that funny.”

Okita Souji

As soon as Okita hears the noodle break, he’s instantly curious, but doesn’t release you from the awkward position. Your feet are still dangling in the air.

“If that’s really your back, how come I didn’t feel it break?” Which leaves you dumbfounded, wishing you had gone limp instead of stiffening in anticipation for how he was going to act.

When there’s no response from you, because the crushed up noodle is still in your mouth, he releases you.

“Give it here” he says, with his hand extended out.

The sight of you covering your mouth out of embarrassment amuses him as he continues to urge you to spit into his palm.

“So you’re going to disobey, huh?” He asked with a raised brow before you take off running to empty your mouth.

Of course, Okita is right behind you.

Saito Hajime

The minute you approached Saito with the object in your palm, he figured you were up to something.

He eyed you quickly toss the noodle into your mouth (because Saito would not miss any small detail about you) and stayed silent so that he could observe you further.

As soon as he heard the crack, he set you down and simply stared at you.

A smile tugged ever-so-slightly at the corner of his lips at the confused expression you were displaying, and Saito asked what was wrong.

“Aren’t you worried about that sound just now?” You asked with an obvious lisp, due to the cracked noodle in your mouth, to which he shook his head.

Saito walked away without another word, leaving you dumbfounded, and the taste of noodles overwhelming your mouth.

Nagakura Shinpachi

This big oaf is as stiff as a log once he hears the pasta crack.

His face grows pale with the thought that he—a larger than life, bundle of youth—broke your back.

“D-Do I put you down or do I hold you like this until we get to the doctor?”

A plethora of thoughts, and curses to himself, are surrounding his mind right now.

The funniest part of it all? You didn’t even show any signs that you were in pain, Nagakura just assumed that you were.

He thought about how he could possibly ask for your forgiveness after all of this was over. How would he ever embrace you again, especially now that he was going to be traumatized with the though that his very embrace caused you harm.

“It’s just a prank, Shin.” Your reassuring words bring tears to his eyes and he vows to never do anything to hurt you—ever.

Harada Sanosuke

He knows what you’re up to, but just doesn’t want to say anything. This scheming, Harada Sanosuke, predicted that the day you pulled a prank on him would soon come.

While he was out on patrol, he had heard about the prank from the local wives and was intrigued by their giggles as they told stories of how frantic their husbands were.

At first, Harada thought of bursting your bubble and ruining the prank, but felt it would mean more to you if he played along. Especially since you didn’t pull pranks on him enough.

“You want me to just pull up, like this?” He motioned with his arms and it looked as if he was snapping someone’s neck.

His eyes filled with amusement as you gulped slightly before nodding.

Once he completed the action and you bit down on the noodle, Harada pretended to act just as the neighborhood ladies’ husbands would have—frantic.

After explaining it was a simple prank, you walked away.

“She’s lucky she’s cute.” Harada stated with a small smile as he stared at the satisfaction portrayed across your face.

Toudou Heisuke

Poor Heisuke is so gullible that once you snap your jaw down on the noodle, he scurries off to find a doctor.

You have to rush after him in order to prevent him from making the scene larger than it already is, and thankfully, you manage to catch up to him.

Through huffs, you utter out that it’s a joke. Heisuke slumps to the floor in relief, but then returns to usual and begins to scold you about your prank.

“It’s like the boy who cried wolf.” He brought up the childish story. “What are you gonna do if I don’t take you seriously next time?”

A triumphant smile falls over his features as you mutter a “fine, I get it” just to keep him happy.

Despite Heisuke’s words, he planned to perform that same prank on Sano and Shin once they returned from patrol, explaining that it would be a good experiment.

#hakuouki #hakuouki x reader #dreaded pasta prank #simp anon #anon asks #hijikata toshizo #hijikata #toshizo #okita souji #okita #souji #saito hajime #saito #hajime #nagakura shinpachi #nagakura #shinpachi #harada sanosuke #harada #sanosuke #toudou heisuke #toudou #heisuke

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Ok... so I was watching a video and... what if Heisuke’s child looked over at the closest and said “hi ghost!” And when Heisuke asked “where” the kid said “closet!!” I wanna know how poor Heisuke would react? Would he be just be like oh nO! Or would be more panicked? Or more calm?

Thanks for the request! I hope this lives up to your request!

Toudou Heisuke HC •|Ghost in the Closet|•

Furies? Furies he can do. Since they’re tangible and he can cut them down if he had the chance, there’s no reason to be afraid of them. Ghosts, on the other hand? No freaking way.

Poor little Heisuke is scared out of his mind as soon as his child utters the greeting, “Hi ghost!”

The male frantically glances around the room to search for the direction that the child is speaking in.

He’s heard of babies and dogs being able to see ghosts but never thought that it would be his own child seeing these things.

“Where?” He grabbed his child and inspected it, wondering if it was injured anywhere and possibly acting based on a hallucination.

“Closet!” The child simply uttered, squealing in excitement and nestling into Heisuke’s chest. “Kyahaha! It’s coming!” The child wriggled.

This was Heisuke’s sign to flee. His flight instinct seemed much more prevalent than his fighting one today. How was he supposed to fight a ghost anyway? It would probably just consist of him flailing his arms around with no real target.

“You-?! Who’s coming??” Heisuke just had to double check with the child just in case this was some sort of prank that the others were setting up just to pull his leg.

“That little girl.” It stated, leaving his lap to run up to the closet.

Heisuke’s complexion paled and he had no strength left in him to leave the room anymore. He was on the verge of fainting until you entered the room.

“(Name)~” He whined with tears in his eyes, pleading you to comfort him and help the “possesed”—yes, he would use that word—child.

You sighed knowing what the child was doing. You had taken them to see a comedic performance last week for children about playing with a little girl who was trapped in the closet. They were simply reenacting the scenes.

#hakuouki #Toudou Heisuke #toudou #heisuke #cypherzero #asks #heisuke x reader #hakuouki x reader

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how shinsegnumi warriors would behave when their children will they get in trouble?;)

Here you go, lovely anon(s)! The boys and their troublesome kiddos!

This just sounded sooo fun!

Daddy!Shinsengumi •|Troublesome Children|•

Hijikata Toshizo

"What did you just say?” You sighed, using a hand to cover the embarrassment creeping up over your face. You couldn’t meet Okita eye-to-eye as he told you about an event that your son was the cause of.

“He did what?” Hijikata asked. It wasn’t that he didn’t hear Okita the first time, he was simply in utter disbelief.

“He pushed one of the old men into the stream.” The brunette repeated his earlier words.

“Old men as in—”

“The shogunate old men.” He clarified for you. “You know, higher ups?”

“Thanks for telling us, Souji.” The raven haired male pushed aside his bangs and stood up to speak to his son.

“I’m sure they would forgive him since he’s your son.” You tugged at his sleeve, hoping to make him think about what he was going to do next before acting on it. “At least tell us if it was an accident or not.”

“It was.” Okita chuckled to reassure you. “The higher ups said they would overlook the incident.”

“Thank goodness.” You released a breathe you didn’t know you were holding. “It was just an accident.”

“Regardless of whether it was an accident or not, he needs to be held accountable.” Hijikata helped you up and the two of you left the room to speak to your son about the matter personally.

Hijikata seemed tough, but the first thing he did was hug his son, assuring him that his mistake was going to be forgiven. 

“Just don’t let this happen again, though.” He warned.

Okita Souji

“She was trying to steal from my candy store!” The owner angrily yelled.

“I see.” Okita held his chin in deep thought. “But she didn’t steal, right?”

The lady seemed baffled by his comment, and looked to you for help; however, you were tending to your child’s red hand which she had harshly slapped.

“No, but—”

“But she didn’t steal, right?” He repeated, emerald eyes seemingly as cold as ice. 

“No.” She repeated very quickly as she swallowed the lump forming in her throat.

“Then there’s no problem!” Okita raised his hands amiably.

“Mama, that hurts.” Your daughter whined as you gently blew cold air on the affected area, trying to soothe it. This simple comment was enough to make the brunette go crazy. The thought of someone hurting his precious daughter, his flesh and blood, made him livid.

“So it seems we’ve made it clear that my daughter didn’t steal.” He clarified. “However, it’s obvious to see that you slapped my daughter.” The bloodlust and anger he was emitting filled the room, and you stood up in case you had to stop him.

The owner nervously took a step back, grabbing a small bag behind her. “I-I just remembered that today we’re having a special.” She presented it to Okita and revealed that it contained some small candies. “H-Here, take it!” She tossed it to the male. “Just leave!”

“Wow, how nice of you!” The male smiled once more, taking the bag and handing it to you as he picked up his child. “Look, the nice lady gave us some candies.”

Her eyes lit up at this. “Thank you!” She called out.

“Rather than stealing, I think she was trying to come get us to buy it for her.” You sighed, opening the bag for your daughter.

“I know.” Okita scowled.

“Next time you want us to buy something for you, you can’t leave the store with it. Drop it and them come get us first, okay?” You informed the child. “I don’t want this to happen again.”

“It won’t happen again because daddy will always be by her side.” Okita smiled, tightly hugging the small girl.

Saito Hajime

“Did you purposely hit him?!” A woman had raised her voice slightly, upset with your child. 

As the boys were pretend sword fighting, her child suddenly began bawling out of nowhere. When she rushed over, the wooden sword that your son held had some blood on the edge of it.

His eyes wavered and began to tear up at the sudden accusation before he bursted out into tears.

Saito quickly rushed over to resolve the situation as soon as he heard his son’s familiar cry. You were quick on your feet and followed suit.

As the woman brought a hand up, to seemingly strike at your child, you rushed in and shielded him just as Saito grabbed her wrist.

“I’m sure there’s a misunderstanding.” Your husband stated. “I’ve taught my child all there is to know about sword fighting whether it’s real or pretend, and there’s no way he would have hurt your son.”

You hushed your son’s wails and realized that part of his head was bleeding. “Oh my god.” You uttered, gaining the other adults’ attention.

Saito’s eyes widened at the sight of blood. It seemed as though your son was actually the one who got injured.

You eyed the woman and her still-crying child. He began to spout apologies along the lines of “I’m sorry for hitting you” and you understood what was happening.

“I think we’d better ask the children what happened.” Saito sighed before squatting beside you, urging your son to speak up.

“I accidentally hit him and I didn’t want to get in trouble.” The other child spoke first through his tears. “I was scared.”

“I-It’s okay!” Your own son boldly insisted on forgiving him. “I-I’m okay!”

The woman’s face ran pale, and you shot her a glare. Saito embraced his son and brought him somewhere else so that he could begin first aid.

“Splinters.” You called out to him. “Check for splinters.”

Nagakura Shinpachi

“He wet his pants?” Nagakura asked to clarify. “At the dojo?”

“Yes.” The teacher sighed. “We had to replace the tatami floors. It was a nightmare.”

The brunette chuckled. “Kids will be kids, right?” 

Although the other adult seemed genuinely troubled by the incident, your husband did not.

“I believe my child is very aware of his limits when it comes to the restroom.” You tilted your head, crossed your arms, and narrowed your eyes. “Did he ask to use the bathroom by any chance?”

“Kids will be kids.” The brunette repeated, nervous sweat dripping down his face. He knew exactly how you were going to react to the news. 

“He did, but we were in the middle of a fairly important lesson.” The teacher shoved up his glasses, glaring at you for talking back to him.

Nagakura furrowed his brows at this. “What? Wait, if my kid asks to go to the bathroom, he ought to be able to go.”

“Not while I’m at the front of the classroom.” He stated. “As I said, it was a—”

“I don’t give a damn about your very important lesson.” You interrupted him, rising from your seat. “If he has to go, he has to go.”

“Yeah!” The brunette copied your actions.

“Let’s go Shin, we don’t need him to come to this school anymore anyways.” You huffed, leaving the room.

The male simply watched you leave and felt his heart skip a beat. “Isn’t she so cool?” Nagakura asked the teacher, to which he gave a disgusted face.

“Shin!” You called out for him to follow you.

“Ah! Coming!” He replied, but before he could exit the room there was one more thing he had to say. “If she says we’re taking him out, we’re taking him out.” The brunette stuck his tongue out at the male and happily chased after you. “Wait for me~!”

Harada Sanosuke

“Sorry, what?” Harada shook his head in disbelief. “I’m pretty sure my daughter wouldn’t just steal fish from a pond, and you’re trying to convince me that it’s a koi pond, at that?”

“But she did.” Saito blatantly stated. He had found your daughter scooping up koi from a local breeder’s pond and releasing them into a nearby stream.

“Saito, she’s seven.” You stated, just in case he had forgotten.

“I’m aware.” He nodded.

“A local koi breeder?” Harada scrunched up his face at the thought. With the value of koi increasing, it was going to be difficult to pay the child’s way out of this one. “How did you know about this? Did they request for you to check it out?”

Saito shook his head. “I simply caught her in the action.”

“Did she say anything?” You asked, curious as to what compelled her to do such a thing.

“Something about the fish looking cramped and needing to find a bigger home.” Okita waltzed in. “But don’t worry. Looks like we’re not reporting this one.”

“We’re not?” Saito glanced up at the male and then at you and Harada. Your pleading eyes were weapons used to convince him against reporting about your daughter’s actions. “I suppose we’re not.”

“I’ll make sure to speak to her about her actions.” Harada informed the two. “So don’t worry about it happening again.” 

Once the two of them had left, Harada grabbed your torso and enveloped you into a hug, resting his head on your stomach. You wrapped your arms around him and chuckled.

“Our daughter is sooo cute.” He uttered. The thought of your kind, seven-year-old taking time out of her day to find cramped fish a new home made your hearts melt.

“I’m not gonna reprimand her.” You chuckled, stroking the back of his head.

“Me neither.” The male stated. “But maybe I’ll just warn her not to do it again.”

“I bet that if you tell her the fish are happy like that, she’ll leave them alone.” You stated.

“Yeah, let’s do that.” He nuzzled into your body.

Toudou Heisuke

The two of you were panicking. This was your first child, and you weren’t really sure how to react to this situation.

“He spit on another child?” Your eyes went wide. “What—?”

“Why?” The brunette asked, eager for an explanation.

The two of you groaned at the thought of your child purposely spitting on another kid.

Harada didn’t really know what to say. “I was hoping you could talk to him to figure out why.”

“W-Well, did the other child do something to him?” Toudou was curious as to what might trigger him to do something like that.

“It must have been an accident. It must have been an accident.” You repeated as if that would make the statement come true.

“Well, we suspect that it was because the neighborhood boys were testing to see who could spit the farthest, and he just ended up spitting at the wrong time.” The male informed the two of you. If he had to be honest, the both of you as parents was the most amusing sight he had seen in awhile. Harada quickly rose from his seat and headed out the door. “I don’t think there will be any punishment involved, but they might ask for an apology.”

“Okay.” You sighed, waving to him. “Thanks.”

As soon as Harada was out of earshot, your husband bursted out laughing. “He spit on another kid on purpose.”

You sighed in disappointment knowing fully well that your child definitely had motivation driving his actions. “Yeah, it’s obvious.”

“Don’t look so upset.” He gently stroked your back to soothe you. “I’m sure he has a good reason.”

“He better have a good reason.” You sighed, leaning against the male. “I say house arrest for a week.”

“Three days.” Heisuke bartered with pleading eyes, a weakness of yours. “A week is too long.”

“Fine.” You sighed. “Three days it is.”

#hakuouki #shinsengumi #hijikata toshizo #nagakura shinpachi #harada sanosuke #Toudou Heisuke #okita souji #anon asks #asks #Saito Hajime #hijikata #toshizo #nagakura #shinpachi #harada #sanosuke #toudou #heisuke #okita #souji #saito #hajime #hakuouki x reader #kids #troublesome kids #daddy

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how would okita souji behave with her 16 year old daughter? teaching him to use a sword?

Oooooh my goodness! Teenage kids! Ahh! How exciting, am I right?

I’m going to interpret this as: “How would Okita Souji behave while teaching his 16 year old daughter how to use a sword?” If it’s wrong, feel free to send in another request!

Sorry it took me so long! I’ve been trying to keep up with school! Can’t wait until it’s over so I can dedicate myself to writing.

Okita Souji •|Good Work|•

The brunette comfortably sat on a bench on the outskirts of the training area as his daughter practiced the discipline of sword swinging.

“Straighten your arms.” Okita pointed out little tips to her here and there, and he was a much gentler instructor with her than with you.

When your daughter first asked her father to learn to wield a sword, you were against it. However the injuries that she could possibly retain from rogue samurai outweighed the injuries she could sustain from training to defend against them.

You walked up to the male from behind and wrapped your arms around him before placing a soft kiss against his temples. Okita nuzzled into your embrace.

A mock-vomiting sound could be heard from your daughter as she eyed the two of you. “Gross~!”

“Hey, you just keep your eyes forward.” Okita chuckled, motioning with his hands for her to return to her position and continue.

After you had asked how she was doing, to which he gave a simple “good”, you and him silently watched her practice strengthening her down-swings.

“You’re getting sloppy~” Okita teased, calling out to her. She huffed out of frustration.

“Dinner is ready.” You informed him of what you initially came to tell him.

He replied with a slight nod.

Okita clapped his hands once, signaling the end of today’s training lesson. “The sun’s setting, how about you go bathe and then we can eat?”

Your daughter quickly ran over and reluctantly handed him the wooden sword. He grabbed it with one hand and placed a hand on top of her head, rubbing it tenderly. “Good job today, kid.”

His praise lit a sort of fire in her eyes. “I promise to work hard tomorrow too!” She stated before rushing off.

“Good work today, Sensei.” You teased Okita, walking back to the house with him in tow. He simply grinned at your playfulness.

#okita #souji #okita souji #hakuouki #hakuouki x reader #okita x reader #souji x reader #asks #anon ask #teenage kids

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Hi there, How about something with Shinpachi deciding to make dinner for his s/o, who is on their way? I'll let you decide if he'll do a good job or if she'll arrive and have to rescue him from a cooking disaster in progress. Thanks!

Yes, of course! I feel like Shin in the kitchen would be a sight to behold. 

ψ(｀∇´)ψ Mwahahaha

Nagakura Shinpachi •|Surprise Dinner|•

Shinpachi carefully gripped at the knife, trying to remember Harada’s instructions from a few days prior.

“Cut the meat into bite sized pieces.” He was simply repeating the auburn haired man’s instructions.

But...

“Wait, what’s considered bite-sized?!” He panicked, figuring that your version of the term might not match his own.

He continued, but not without an obvious scowl.

Needless to say, Shin was a klutz in the kitchen. You were usually there to help him, but today he wanted to do something special.

He wanted to make you dinner.

The brunette had asked you to come over for supper several weeks in advance, and you were suspicious of this. He never planned things out. In fact, his spontaneous personality was so strong that if he ever planned something, he would get distracted all on his own.

Just as Shin was about to place certain ingredients into a large pan, you knocked on the doorframe.

This startled him, and he yelped as the oil lightly popped. A speck landed on his bare chest.

You eyed the whole ordeal and rushed over, examining the small spot and instructing him to run it under cold water and gently clean it with soap.

“I-I’m so sorry Shin. I didn’t mean to startle you.” An apology, and need to take over the cooking, was warranted. It was obvious you were feeling guilty about him sustaining the injury and he chuckled at you as you mixed the ingredients around.

“You’re early!” The brunette scolded. “I told you not to come until dinner time.”

“But Shin-”

“I wanted to make dinner for you~” He whined, an obvious pout falling over his features. “It was supposed to be a surprise…”

Just then, as you eyed his fine, sculptured body, a thought crossed your mind.

“Why are you cooking shirtless?” You frowned. “I always tell you that you have to cover yourself up when working with fire!”

“The fire was making me sweaty so I had to-”

“And how long have you had the oil on for?” You narrowed your eyes and began to sniff the air. “It smells like it’s been burning.”

At this point, any guilt you had subsided.

“I can explain-”

Somehow, the night ended in you teaching him safe cooking practices.

~*~*~

I decided that we needed to save Shin. :3

#nagakura #shinpachi #nagakura shinpachi #hakuouki #hakuouki x reader #shinpachi x reader #reader insert #asks #rennarenofao3

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Sorry I’ve been gone BUT it’s for a good reason😌

So I recently picked up One Piece and I just finished ep 312 and…

(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

I’M UGLY CRYING BWAHAHA

I haven’t cried like this since CLANNAD🥴

RIP Merry

#one piece journey #one piece #going merry #rip #you da best #ugly crying #one piece ep 312

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Bakugou Katsuki •|You’re Okay Now|•

I just had to make this about Katsuki because even though he looks tough, we all know he’s a soft boy on the inside. Saw this sound on TikTok—ngl—and it got me in my feels. Thanks @nanacos._ on TikTok for that (T^T)

As soon as you heard a low rumble coming from the sky, you whimpered and crawled under the covers of your bed.

Only one thought crossed your mind:

When is Katsuki coming home?

The pangs grew louder, arriving without warning, and you began to tremble.

Warms tears slid down your seemingly cold face as you held your hands over your ears, as if that could block out the noise. A mind-numbing fear filled you, and you began to slowly drift back to a dark time in your life—one that you would rather forget.

Even though your eyes were shut, occasional flashes of light flooded your vision to tell you that the storm wasn’t going to pass so easily.

A loud bang filled your senses and you couldn’t discriminate between the ash blonde opening your bedroom door and the ruckus outside, so when you felt something begin to lift the covers from your body, you panicked.

One of your hands quickly snatched the blanket back as a heart-wrenching scream was released from your lips.

“Hey, listen to me.” A familiar, rough voice called out to you.

Your eyes widened at the sound of Bakugou’s voice, but your cries for help wouldn’t stop.

“Hey.”

The male climbed into the bed and tenderly held you in his arms. His coarse hands rubbed your back in gentle, circular motions.

“It’s okay now.”

Bakugou’s safe scent began to fill your nostrils and you were beginning to calm down.

His grip on you tightened in an attempt to make you feel more secure.

“You’re okay now.”

You glanced up at his face through tears and noticed that his expression seemed sad. It was as though your current state rendered him this way.

“You’re okay.” He repeated, almost as if he was convincing himself of this fact.

You slowly wrapped your own arms around him and felt that his shirt was soaking wet.

Bakugou probably rushed home as soon as he heard that the storm was rolling in, not caring enough to grab an umbrella on his way home from work.

“Katsuki…” You whispered into his chest. “Thank you for coming home.”

#bakugou #katsuki #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #soft boi

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AnonSimp here! So in the bnha universe they have the top ten lineup... but one thing I noticed is that they specifically say Japan’s top ten... meaning for other countries, there is a top ten as well....

What if Hawks met the top hero from another country. She’s Endeavor level of powerful with... maybe an ice or water quirk, but unlike Endeavor, she isn’t a twat for a very, very long time... he still is kind of a twat but... ya know... anyway... maybe she’s really chaotic and seems like a dumbass but is super smart? But, yeah, I just want something with him falling for her. I’d like to imagine he’d fall head over heels for her, but that’s probably ooc, so just do it as accurately as ya can!

Sorry for being MIA for so long, but roger that! I’m on it! Also, omg Dabi and now Hawks. Simp anon I see which direction you’re heading in! LOL

Hawks •|Number One|•

After a long and tiring flight to Japan, you finally arrived.

The top five from your country and the top five from Japan were going to be having a conference to combat a certain issue that involved both of your nations. Some villains from Japan fled to your country and were wrecking havoc. The Japanese offered to help and the top heroes in their line up were going to be sharing what they knew about the criminals.

As you were dropping your belongings off in a nearby hotel, you noticed a familiar male approaching you.

“Nice to meet you, Endeavor!” You smiled and lowered your head out of respect.

“The pleasure’s mine.” He nodded and returned your gesture. Your eyes widened at the sight of him. You heard rumors about how large Endeavor and All Might were in stature, but this was your first time seeing it in person. He was practically towering over you.

“Two number one heroes in one place.” Someone had made themself known. “A sight to behold.”

You turned around to face the person, and your eyes landed on messy blonde hair.

“Nice to meet you.” He lazily stated. “Just call me Hawks.”

His casual attitude to meeting another country’s number one hero intrigued you. “That’s your hero name, isn’t it?” You chuckled. “What else would I even call you?”

The blonde smirked at the fact that you recognized him, but then again, he was pretty popular. Who wouldn’t recognize him?

After a moment of silence, you turned back to Endeavor and amiably asked about the types of jobs he takes on as the number one hero.

Your cheery personality threw him off. It was obvious that he didn’t expect for number one heroes to seem so lax but instead more like himself. Although… then again… All Might was…

“Wanna grab something to eat?” Hawks asked, interrupting your small talk with the red head. “I know some of the best places in town.”

“Sounds great.” You nodded, averting your attention back to the blonde. “I’m starving.”

Endeavor took this as his cue to leave. He only came to greet you and needed to return home to his children. After he bid farewell, you followed Japan’s number two hero to a small restaurant.

Hawks ordered all the local dishes he thought could satisfy your tastebuds and smiled the whole time both of you were dining.

“Want some beer?” He asked.

Your eyes widened. “Despite being the best hero in my country, my alcohol tolerance isn’t what it should be.”

He laughed at your concern. “Don’t worry~! I’ll get you back to the hotel. Safe. And. Sound.” He flashed his wings to reassure you.

You found it hard to reject him. “I-I suppose.”

After only a few rounds, Hawks’s eyes narrowed. The interrogation started now. Only the two of you were present in the restaurant, and he wanted to extract some information about your personality before the meeting tomorrow.

“Hey~” he called out. “What do you think heroes should be ranked by? Answer honestly.” He wanted to gauge how your personal opinions would clash or align.

You slurred. “Herrroessss… isn’t that obvious?”

“It’s not. That’s why I’m asking you.” He chuckled.

“Ability… Strength… Popularity…” You began listing off current factors for determining hero rankings. “All that is bull shiiiiit.” You mumbled. “Why do you even need ranks? Heroes are heroes.”

His eyes widened and Hawks was beginning to see your point. When he was nineteen, and a rising hero, those were the words he would have wanted to hear, but now he was a top hero and valued his position deeply.

“Ehhh. You pass, I guess.” He waved his hand in dismissal.

“Woooo~” You clapped, celebrating his approval of you. He couldn’t help but smile at your innocence as a drunk.

As promised, the male helped you back to your hotel room.

~*~*~

The next morning came fast, and the meeting felt extremely slow. It took everything in you to refrain from vigorously rubbing at your aching temples.

“Hangovers suck, huh?” Hawks, who was seated beside you, whispered quietly enough so that only you could hear.

You hummed in agreement as you tried to focus on the slideshow being presented.

“Now that we’ve revealed all the information we know about this group of villains, we would like to begin discussion about how your country’s heroes plan to take action.” The presenter at the front of the room stated, turning his attention to the group.

As expected, all eyes landed on you. You stood up, despite the pain, and instructed for your side kick to pass out a thin packet of paper to everyone in the room.

“Inside this packet are details of our plan to take down these villains. Although it was created when we only knew a few of their quirks, names, and faces, I believe it’s still the best way to go about dealing with them.”

“No objections here.” Hawks stated, casually leaning back in his seat.

“You didn’t even touch the packet…” Endeavor pointed out from the other side of you.

You didn’t spare him your eyes, but you began to speak to the blonde. “If you can, please take a moment to glance over the document I prepared. There was a lot of effort put into this, and I would appreciate your feedback, Hawks.”

With that simple comment, you returned to briefing the other heroes on the smaller details.

Hawk’s eyes widened and he sat up to pay closer attention. 

The drunk-you from last night was definitely not the same as the hero-you from this meeting. He began to recognize, once more, that you were the number one hero from your country. “I’m sorry. I’ll pay more attention.” He mumbled under his breath.

A small smile fell upon your lips as thanks.

You didn’t know it then, but gaining his respect was the catalyst to entering his heart.

#hawks #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #hawks x reader #reader insert #asks #anon ask #simp anon

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I’M DYING BWAHAHA CURSED AND FERAL??

(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Thought it looked fun, so try it out everyone!

i’m turning this into a url tag game here we go

do yours here

tagging: @sharkologydesign @heartseeker @gayrhya @gayvangeance @mereoleonas @vanjansus @inarazki and anyone else who wants to do it

#no one asked for it but i'm giving it #feral #cursed #my attributes #fml

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Bakugo Katsuki •|Bakugo-sama|•

You walked through the enormous UA building and peered into the classrooms, searching for your own. 'Granny Chiyo said that it would be somewhere around here...' You sighed and scratched your head out of frustration. "Maaan this isn't easy." You buried your head into the piece of paper.

"Oi!" A male voice interrupted your thoughts. His voice was so distinct; it almost sounded like he was growling.

When you turned around to face the boy, he pointed at the door behind you which had a large "1-A" engraved into it. You facepalmed at your obliviousness, it was here the whole time.

"Get out of my way, you extra." He scowled.

"You're not very nice." You scowled right back at him, folding your arms over your chest. "You can't possibly be in the hero course with that attitude. What class are you really in?"

"Why the hell is that your problem? Just get out of my fucking way." He disregarded your statement, advancing toward the door.

"Fine." You reluctantly took a step aside and muttered, "but it was only a simple question."

"What did you say?!" The blonde snapped his head at your retort. You could tell that his pride was driving his actions. "Fine! I'll fucking tell you! I'm in class 1-A, got a problem with that you shitty loser? You're probably not even close to being on my level! One day I'm gonna surpass All Might and be the number 1 hero!"

As he told you his lengthy life-long goal, you glanced at the vein popping from his forehead and the tiny explosions being released from his sweaty palms. You had to admit, he looked intimidating.

You took one of his hands in your own and shook it gently.

"Wha-" he tried to pull away but you had a firm grip on him. "L-Let go of me, you fucking pervert!" You could have sworn that the tips of his ears were red.

"Your stuttering is cute. I wish you would act cuter too." You pouted and narrowed your eyes at him.

"I don't have to listen to you, dumbass." He grabbed your wrist with his other hand and flung it off. "Don't touch me again! Now, leave me alone before I fucking blow your face to bits."

"Wow~ How scary~" You covered your mouth with both hands in feign fright. "T-S-U-N-D-E-R-E~"

"Leave already! Why don't you get the fucking message?!" He yelled.

"Take a chill pill." You waved away his harsh words. While he stood in place, you walked past him and opened the door to the classroom. Everyone stared at the two of you, but despite that, you turned around to face the mean-eyed boy and winked, "I'm in the hero course too!"

Before the ash blonde could say anything else, you checked the seating chart briefly and took a seat next to a timid looking green-haired boy.

"A-Are you a friend of Kacchan's?" He asked, gulping. His eyes landed on the rude boy you just met.

"I don't know." You stared at the spiky haired boy also. "He isn't exactly the friendliest person, but since he's in the hero course, I'm sure he has his charming side." At your words, the green-haired boy froze, no one had thought that way about his childhood 'friend' before. "Do you know him?"

"Yeah!" His eyes lit up at your deductive skills. "How could you tell?"

"There's no way that someone in their right mind would call him something like 'Kacchan' upon their first meeting." You chuckled at his wide eyes. "But anyway, what's your name? I'm (Name), by the way."

"I'm Midoriya Izuku." He smiled. "But you can just call me Izuku."

You stuck out a hand for him to shake, and he shook it ecstatically. 'Finally, someone normal.' Midoriya sighed in relief.

"Alright then Izuku, what's your quirk?" You asked harmlessly, but at your question, he began sweating nervously.

Kacchan took a seat in front of Midoriya, which surprised the both of you.

"If you came to make friends, you're in the wrong class." Interrupting Izuku's answer was a lazy-eyed, messy-haired hero who laid in a yellow sleeping bag at the foot of the podium.

"What?" You were taken aback by his introduction.

"I'm your homeroom teacher, Aizawa Shota. But you'll call me Aizawa-sensei." He yawned as he wiggled his way out and properly stood at the podium.

With that, class began. The first day of classes consisted of Eraser Head assessing the strengths and weaknesses of his students. He threatened everyone with the idea that the one who scored lowest on all the tests would be expelled.

This boosted everyone's will to do better than the others.

It wasn't until the end that he admitted that no one would be expelled. As the day concluded, you noticed the blonde seemed furious.

"Hey Kacchan!" You walked up to him, tapping his shoulder.

"What the fuck do you want, dumbass?" You couldn't tell if he was in a worse mood or if it was the same as that morning. "And who the fuck told you my name was 'Kacchan'?!" He yelled.

"I just wanted to say that your 'DIE!' was so unique!" You laughed at the thought of it. "About the nickname, I noticed that Izuku calls you Kacchan, so I wanna call you Kacchan too." You continued to walk beside him. "Unless if you like Katsuki better?"

"What the actual fuck?" You noted genuine confusion in his eyes. "Can't you call me 'Bakugo-sama' or something more badass?"

You bursted out laughing. "Bwahahahaha! Bakugo-sama?!"

"What the fuck is so funny?" He asked, getting defensive.

"Who do you think you are? A god? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Tears fell from your eyes.

He blushed and stopped in his tracks. "This is why I don't like getting close to dumbasses like you. You're such extras, and you're a waste of time!"

"Ouch!" You grabbed your chest, pretending to be hurt. "That's the gazillionth time today that you've called me a dumbass."

"Shut up." He started walking away from you.

"If you can call me 'Dumbass', I have the right to call you 'Kacchan'." You harmlessly argued.

"Alright! Alright!" He yelled, his back still turned to you. "Just shut up already."

You could hear the desperation to get away from you in his voice.

'He's definitely a weird one.' You smirked at his receding figure. 'At least he's a little friendlier than he looks.'

#bakugo #katsuki #bakugo katsuki #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bakugo x reader

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AnonSimp simply reacting to your Dabi x healer because I can not give away the true identity of the AnonSimp. It was cute!! I liked it a lot but that is... definitely my healer oc XD

If Dabi has gotten piercings it would have been best for him to find a very good hiding spot until the demon who he accepted as his healer’s rage was nearly over... he’d still probably be slammed into concrete though XD

Hahahhhh! Thanks Simp Anon! Anything for you, boo.

And yes, I can imagine that all hell broke loose after his healer spotted him with those piercings.

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Midoriya Izuku •|Quirks|•

You stared at the monitors intensely wondering what just unfolded in front of you. All you could see was a cloud of smoke and debris.

Midoriya managed to outwit Bakugou, which probably wasn't hard considering his short-temper, but the result was so surprising.

"(Name), I need you out there." All Might rested a hand on your shoulder. He was familiar with your abilities and felt as though you could help in a situation like this.

"Y-yes, of course." You swiftly ran toward the battle ground while All Might declared the winner.

As you approached the building, your fellow students were being taken out.

Three had minor injuries so you averted your attention to Midoriya.

You motioned for the first-aid robots to bring the young man to you. They set him on the floor and you got down to the ground, hovering your hands over his bruised arm. His body looked like it had shattered.

You watched as strands of light seeped from your fingertips and soaked into Midoriya's skin. They helped pull the broken pieces in his arm back together.

Midoriya's injuries were very intense. With your ability, you would be able to fully heal an injured body like his in no time, but it would take a lot out of you. You still had the rest of the class to watch out for.

You closed your eyes and focused on recovering the original structure of the bones. You figured that the pro hero would have to work with the fine details.

"He's ready. Take him to Recovery Girl." You instructed and the robots wheeled off with the green-haired boy in a stretcher.

"Good work." All Might patted the top of your head, then turned to the other three students. "Head back to the monitor room so that we can review the results."

~*~*~

Immediately after the battles concluded, All Might instructed for you to leave with him to the infirmary. He pointed out that it would be good if you could learn more from Recovery Girl, and it was All Might's job to make sure his student was okay.

"I'm here!" All Might slammed the infirmary door open in a rush.

"Come in quieter!" She scolded him and slapped his hip. "I have a patient resting!"

"Ah, my bad." He apologized with a deep bow.

Your eyes landed on Midoriya who laid on the bed. Thankfully he hadn't woken up because of his obnoxiousness.

Recovery Girl proceeded to scold All Might about letting his successor do such reckless things...

Wait... SUCCESSOR?!

"W-What does that mean?" Your head was spinning from all this new information.

"It's a secret." He sighed. "But I want you to know that I brought you here so that you could be aware of this fact and help me keep an eye on him when Recovery Girl isn't around. You've proven your amazing medical abilities and I would like to ask for your help, young zygote."

"I see." You sighed as you stared at the boy in the bed.

You contemplated for a long while before responding.

"Then it's a promise. I'll keep it a secret. But if he keeps getting hurt like this, it'll drain my energy too, you know?"

All Might chuckled nervously and left the room to avoid answering you, leaving you in charge of watching over Midoriya until he woke up so that he and Recovery Girl could chat elsewhere about other things.

Even after all you did for the green haired boy, Recovery Girl was only able to do slightly more First Aid and attach an IV.

After changing out of your hero costume, you returned to the infirmary and hovered a hand over his bandaged arm, attempting to continue the process you started earlier.

After a couple of hours waiting for Midoriya to wake up, you noticed that he began to stir. By this time, All Might had left in order to attend to his teacher paperwork.

"He's awake!" You informed her excitedly. "I can go home now~"

"You bum!" She walked over and slapped your arm playfully. While waiting for Midoriya to wake up, the two of you had gotten pretty close.

You smiled like a fool and then began talking to Midoriya. "I'll remove your IV and put a cast on your right arm. Recovery Girl wants you to come back tomorrow so that we can look at your wounds again."

"Thank you." The green-haired boy muttered without emotion.

"Oh, by the way, I know your secret." You whispered, trying to gain his full attention.

"Huh?!" He jolted in the bed. Emotions other than worry overtook his features. "W-What secret?"

"Your secret about you being All Might’s successor!" You announced with enthusiasm. "But don't worry Izuku." You smiled to reassure him. "I won't tell anyone."

"Eh? Ehhhhh?!" He was so shocked he almost fell out of the bed.

Midoriya's reaction was amusing, and you decided that being around this freckled, green-haired boy was going to be fun.

"Yup!" You put an index finger to your lips, then motioned for him to head out the doorway. "So anyways, come back here tomorrow." You instructed and walked back with him to the classroom.

"What's your quirk (Name)?" Midoriya asked you curiously.

"This." You stated and wiggled golden threads out from the tips of your fingers.

Midoriya cringed at the perverse-looking strings.

"Do they feel weird?" He asked.

"No." You shook your head, retracting them. "It's just the visible form of my energy."

"I see." The boy nodded and then closed his eyes in deep thought. He began to mutter a bunch of nonsense before bringing up another question. "Can you take other people's energy?"

"I don't know." You simply shrugged. "I've never tried it. Wanna give it a go?" You asked, allowing for the threads to be released once more. At this point, you were also curious.

The freckled boy gulped nervously.

"N-No... I'm actually okay."

You couldn't help but laugh at his odd expression. "I was joking!"

At your words, Midoriya went back to mumbling about your quirk.

"Can you bring it out of other body parts?" He asked.

"I don't know, wanna see?" You teased, unbuttoning the top button of your shirt.

His face turned a bright red and he zoomed down the hallway. "Nooooo! Sorry for asking!"

#midoriya #izuki #deku #midoriya izuku #midoriya x reader #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my her academia #reader insert

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"when ur ship drunkenly hooks up together but then only one of them can remember it and has to suffer", what do u think? maybe reader x harada sanosuke 🍃

I think, yes! LOL. I love this prompt! Also, I personally wouldn’t suffer if I remembered a steamy night with Sano. I would dwell in it.

Harada Sanosuke •|Drunk Hookup|•

You attempted to open your eyes, but the flood of light forced them shut once more. A few, strong pangs forced you to clutch at your aching head.

“Ugh. Where am I?”

You aimlessly moved your hands around to get a better grip on your surroundings, and that’s when you realized that a firm, bare chest was just to the right of you.

“Good morning, sunshine.” A seductive voice cooed.

Trying your best to open your eyes, you caught a glimpse of auburn hair and beautiful golden eyes.

“You look like you might need some water.” The male chuckled, sitting up to grab a nearby cup on the table beside him.

It was then that your eyes bursted right open. “I’m not home.” You muttered, taking in the unfamiliar scent and sounds of the place.

“That’s right.” He chuckled, helping you sit up so that you could intake some fluids. “You spent the night with me.”

You winced at the pain in your head, but managed to face the male.

You blushed at the sight of him. “You’re so handsome.”

“Yeah,” he chuckled. “You said that last night.”

At that moment, you realized that you were completely naked.

“Oh my-?!”

“W-What?” The male asked with a panicked tone. “Is something the matter?”

You stared up at him and began to feel around his face, allowing for your fingers to caress his smooth skin.

“Don’t tell me you’re actually married or something.” He sighed, catching your hands with his own.

“I’m not, but… did we do anything last night?” You figured that the best thing to do would be to ask him straight up. “Did we really-”

“Do it?” He finished the question for you. “Yeah we did.”

You blushed a deep crimson. “Oh, gosh. I don’t remember any of it.”

The male’s eyes widened. “You don’t?!”

“What a waste.” You buried your face in your hands. “You’re so handsome. I wish I could remember it.”

“I’m just in awe that you can’t remember anything.” He chuckled.

“Tell me your name.” You insisted, staring straight into his eyes. “I want to at least know your name.”

“Harada Sanosuke.” He informed you. “But ‘Sano’ is fine.”

“Then, Sano,” you stressed his name just to make sure you would remember it. “Do you mind giving me a briefing on what happened last night?”

As the male explained the events, you blushed a deep crimson. “I sound so bold.”

“You were pretty assertive.” He nodded. “But it’s not that I hated it.”

“I deeply apologize.” You sighed, taking a sip of water. “I’m not usually so brazen.”

Sanosuke took the cup from your hands and set it down on the table. “How about I give you a reenactment?” The male gently laid you down and hovered over you, trapping you between his forearms. “Maybe it’ll spark some memories.”

Your eyes widened and you shyly nodded. “I wouldn’t mind that.”

#harada #sanosuke #harada sanosuke #sanosuke x reader #hakuouki #hakuouki x reader #asks #anon ask

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AnonSimp here! I saw you do bnha, SO would you do a thing with Dabi and a kind yet strict healer s/o? She’s neither hero nor villain and refuses to choose a side. She can be the most gentle thing ever but then as soon as she’s pushed over the edge, she can snap back either verbally or physically. Physically hurts. Basically, when it comes to medicine and healing, She expects people to follow her instructions, and when they don’t, she can get real scary!

OMG! MY FIRST BNHA REQUEST! SIMP ANON YOU ARE A SAINT. ALSO, YOU CHOSE DABI?! IT’S LIKE YOU KNOW MY SIMP LIST! I’M SO EXCITED! ENJOY!

Dabi x healer!Reader •|Help|•

The first time you saw Dabi, your heart almost stopped.

Not because he was charming or anything of the sort, but because his injuries were so severe.

“You’re the only one I can ask for help.” He groaned, clutching at the charred skin around the lower half of his face.

It seemed that his body couldn’t handle the extremely high temperatures of his quirk, and his skin was being destroyed as a result.

The makeshift stitches that he gave himself sent chills down your spine. They were so amateurish, and you had a feeling it must have hurt him… a lot.

You immediately brought him into a room of your house with an operating table. “I don’t usually perform surgery on just anyone, but you’ll be an exception.”

As you prepared yourself with thorough hand washing and proper PPE, the male made himself comfortable on the table.

“I heard you help villains and heroes alike.” His intense gaze bore holes into the back of your head.

“That’s none of your concern” You stated, back still facing toward him. “You should be more worried about whether or not I’ll continue to help you recover from this.”

He let out a low chuckle. “Oh you’ll help me. I’ve done my research on you. If I look pitiful enough, you’ll do anything to help me recover.”

You bit your lip as you put your gloves on. More and more villains were coming to you and it seemed that the hero society was beginning to monitor you for this reason. “Let me just make one thing clear. I’ll aid anyone who’s injured—heroes and villains alike.”

“Which is exactly why you’ll help me.” He teased you by tugging at the damaged skin under his eyes as soon as you turned to face him.

He was right. There was no way you could simply reject him, especially if he came asking for it.

Using your quirk, which acted like an adhesive between the purple skin and his exposed muscles, you managed to keep everything intact and functional, but there were a few areas that folded oddly and needed stitches.

“You’ll never be able to cry.” You informed him. “You’ve dried up your tear ducts.”

“That was intentional.” He muttered under his breath. Luckily, you caught it.

To prevent yourself from prying into his life, you began to rub aloe vera all around his burns.

“Do you think I would look cooler if I got piercings all around?” He asked. “It would make it look like that’s the only thing this purple skin is hanging onto.”

“I would advise against it.” You shook your head, as you rubbed around his ears. “It’ll stretch you out, and your skin will be very sensitive.”

“But I’d look badass.” His blue orbs stared psychotically into your own. “And it’s not like I can’t handle the pain.”

You reached your hand up and smacked him across the face. “If you’re going to do anything. Do it after your skin has properly latched onto your muscles again.”

His eyes widened and he licked his lips once. A crazed look fell over his features as he processed what you had just done.

You had just hit him.

Fast forward a couple of years and here you were in the League of Villains’ hideout. 

“Come kiss it better.” Your lover teased, rubbing a finger just below his collarbone, at the portion of skin that seemed like it was beginning to fall off.

You sighed and left a kiss on the tip of his nose before using your quirk on his burnt skin so that it could adhere to the rest of his body.

“This is why I told you not to get piercings.” You sighed, removing them from his collarbone. “They’re stretching your dry skin. The more you use your quirk, the tighter your skin gets, and the more it become stretched out as the piercings try to hold it in place. I wouldn’t be surprised if you ended up ripping your skin sooner or later.”

“Oh but you’ll help me recover.” He dismissed your words. “I know you will.”

You raised his hand and placed one of his unscarred fingers into your mouth, biting down on it as hard as your frustration would allow (without seriously injuring him, of course).

Dabi winced at the sudden pain and tried to retract his hand. That was part of his unscathed skin and it was evidently very precious to him.

“I’ll bite your finger off next time you decide to make another stupid decision or even a dumb remark.”

The male chuckled at the way you looked. “If I didn’t know better, I would have thought you were the villain and I was a hero.”

You silently got up and washed your hands before preparing to head out of the building through Kurogiri’s warp gate. “I’m meeting with the hero association in a few minutes so I’ll have to get going.”

“Okay, my lovely vigilante devil.” He teased, planting a rough kiss on your lips. “I’ll see you later tonight.”

“I’m not coming home tonight. I’m working.” You informed him.

“A late night shift in the hospital?” His eyes widened slightly. “How cool of you.”

“Anyway, don’t let yourself into my house if I’m not there.”

“Or what?”

“Or I really won’t help you anymore.”

Dabi waved as you walked through the gate. Although you actually treated him very kindly, warnings like that were usually serious. “I guess I’ll just crash on the couch until her shift is over.”

#dabi #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #dabi x reader #possibly touya #he might be a todoroki #asks #anon ask #simp anon

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As the other asked about kitsunes, I also wanted to do it because of my Oc. How do you think the boys would react if Chizuru reveals that it is a kitune instead of being an Oni? Having to reveal herself to be able to fight the Onis and being tired of Kazama chasing her, she is a different kind of Persian to be able to deceive them. I used the translator if it got weird I apologize.

Thank you for requesting! I’ll write what you want to the best of my abilities!

Shinsengumi Boys React •|Chizuru’s a Kitsune??|•

Okita and Harada: Asks why Kazama is pursuing her if she’s not even his kind. “Can’t he tell the difference? Or is he just desperate?” It’s likely that these two are very cultured and curious about the whole ordeal.

Saito & Hijikata: Doesn’t really care about it. “You’re still you, it just means you can help us in battle now.” They’re usually very lax and would accept her either way. The only difference is that they would consider her aid when fighting against Kazama.

Nagakura & Toudou: Is absolutely baffled by the news. “What? Oni? Kitsune? What’s the difference? They’re both yōkai.” Doesn’t treat her any differently and doesn’t care about what kind of yōkai she is.

#hijikata toshizo #nagakura shinpachi #toudou heisuke #harada sanosuke #saito hajime #okita souji #hakuouki #yukimura chizuru #kitsune #asks #samarayikimera

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AnonSimp back here to ask for a continuation!! I find the fact that Saito would follow a kitsune until he got lost hilarious. I wanna know what he would do then. I wanna also know is what would happen if the kitsune suddenly turned around and asked “why are you following me?!”

Hi Simp Anon! Ask and you shall receive!

Saito Hajime •|Following a Kitsune Headcannons|•

The male was wandering the forests when he spotted a two-tailed fox shape shift into a human.

He couldn’t believe his eyes and was skeptical about what he was seeing.

‘Is this real?’

Curiosity got the better of him and he stealthily followed the kitsune further into the forest.

He’s no Yamazaki and was eventually found out.

The creature immediately turned around and took a defensive stance.

“Why are you following me?!”

The male gulped and revealed himself.

He’s seen oni before but never a kitsune.

The creature simply growled and reverted back to its original form, scurrying off.

A startled Saito glanced around him and realized that the surrounding terrain was unfamiliar.

After his arrival to the compound, he informed Hijikata and Kondou on why he was late to return from patrol.

Everyone believed him, of course.

But if it was Toudou or Nagakura that used the excuse, they’d be scolded.

#saito #hajime #saito hajime #asks #anon ask #simp anon #hakuouki #kitsune

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Tendou Satori •|Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You|•

Okay, I did a random name generator and our wonder boy Satori was the first name! I’m also listening to my slow day’s playlist and Joseph Vincent’s cover of Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You is playing. Thinking about doing more random stuff like this in the future! LOL. Enjoy!

The sound of a familiar alarm woke you up from your slumber.

“It’s time to get up, already?” Your roommate, who was on the top bunk, asked with a groggy voice.

“Yeah.” You managed to say through a yawn.

After you grabbed hold of your phone, a certain notification caught your eye.

«««

5:43am

Miracle Boy

Good morning, (Name)~!

(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

(Name)

Good morning, Satori!

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You chuckled at the cute text, but muttered to yourself, “He’s a psycho for being awake so early.”

“Aww. Your crazy boy sent you a morning text?” Your roommate uttered after hearing you speak. “How sweet.” She jumped down from her bed and gathered her stuff in preparation to head to the bathroom. “Now get up or else we’ll be late.”

“He’s not my crazy boy.” You sighed and dramatically kicked the covers off of you. “But I wish he was.”

When you were ready to continue on with your day, you grabbed your bag and headed to the cafeteria for breakfast.

You searched for a certain red haired boy, and he wasn’t very hard to find.

As soon as you laid eyes on him, you realized that his burgundy eyes were staring right back at you. He was waiting for you to spot him. A blush fell over your cheeks before you averted your attention and entered the line for food. You figured he was probably chuckling at you right now.

A little further into the lunch line, you subtly glanced over at the boy and smiled a bit at his lazy posture. His head was being propped up by his palms and his elbows were perpendicular to the table.

After getting your food, you decided to head to the classroom.

You took another brief glance at Tendou and he sent a soft smile your way in return. This caught you off guard and you rushed off.

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School started, and everyone had been split into random groups in order to work on a math worksheet in honor of some random holiday.

Coincidentally, you were paired with your favorite red haired volleyball player.

“Let’s get started.” You stated.

Tendou pushed his desk closer to your own and you blushed at his proximity.

Once again, he rested his head in his hands and eyed you.

“Geez, talk or something. I’m not supposed to be filling out this worksheet by myself.” You complained.

“But I don’t know what formulas to use for these.” He chuckled, moving his index finger around the whole worksheet.

He was absolutely clueless, and you couldn’t help but sigh in defeat. “Me neither~”

“Hey, hey.” He warranted your attention and drew a three-by-three grid on the back of the sheet instead. “Play tic tac toe with me.”

You looked unsure at first but gave into his antics. 

Since you were so focused on the game, you didn’t realize that Tendou was focused on you the whole time.

He found your expressions amusing and couldn’t help but just stop and stare every chance he got.

Before the class was going to end, you looked up at him without realizing how close your faces were.

Tendou, closed the distance between the two of you—even though it was short already—and pecked your lips once.

It wasn’t a big movement, so it made sense that it was overlooked by your classmates and teacher, and you were glad they didn’t notice because your face had flushed red.

“Sorry.” He stated with a smile, which contrasted his words. “I just can’t take my eyes off of you.”

“That was so sudden.” You whispered, covering your face shyly.

“But don’t you like me too?” He asked with a lazy smirk. “I’ve noticed you can’t take your eyes off of me either.”

“I do, but-”

“Then it’s mutual~!” He sang, cutting off your retort.

You couldn’t help but chuckle at this. He was definitely a crazy boy—but your crazy boy now.

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