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keplercryptids · 39 minutes ago
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also i got funky and tie-dye-ish with a bunch of coffee filters and i’m gonna try my hand at pink-and-white peonies soon. and then i will be immediately uploading lesbian pride peonies because i have been nonstop thinking about peony + sunset pallet. also trans pride peonies will be next.
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keplercryptids · 44 minutes ago
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me: man i have so many flower ideas and colors i wanna make
also me: what if i just made more rose gold ones but Big
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[image description: a photo of six medium-sized rose gold paper roses, held up in front of a light wall. The petals are intricate and look metallic and shiny.]
(they live here now btw)
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keplercryptids · 2 hours ago
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For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.
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keplercryptids · 11 hours ago
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i am both "fast replier" and "never replies" type of person, it depends on my mood.
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keplercryptids · 11 hours ago
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they hate me for my mysterious swag
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keplercryptids · 11 hours ago
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i have read eleven books this month and i gave seven of them-- SEVEN of them!!-- 3/5 stars or less. that's very unusual for me because normally i dnf books that I'm only feeling 3 stars or less about. i do not like this trend, 2022. blegh.
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keplercryptids · 14 hours ago
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one of my mom's cousins is, like, the only family member on that side that i vibe with, and it's so random. I've met this woman maybe 3 times in my life and 2 of them were when i was an infant lmao. but we're friends on facebook and she sends me holiday cards without any prefixes on the envelope and she uses my correct pronouns and we chat about prison abolition and chronic migraines sometimes lmao.
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keplercryptids · 16 hours ago
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am reading a book where one sibling is described as having a laugh that you needed to surprise out of him and the other sibling laughed like she was contractually obligated to and i'll be damned if that isn't a good description of ingot and lucien, respectively.
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keplercryptids · 17 hours ago
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i will be a gun (x)
[IMAGE ID: digital fanart of Cheris and/or Jedao from the Machineries of Empire books. she has light skin and short black hair, and is wearing a black-and-gold uniform with fingerless gloves. she is shown from a low angle dramatically holding out a playing card with two gears on it. she is lit from below with red, and behind her is a tall shadow with nine golden eyes forming a halo. end description.]
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keplercryptids · 17 hours ago
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i love callout posts so much. the blood sweat tears and obsession that go into making one, the passion intermingling with pain and genuine hurt, google docs decked out in all their color-coded glory, painstakingly archived screencaps of incriminating posts long deleted, headers and subheadings for each shameful -ism, all so that i can look at it and say “these are the dumbest, most invalid feelings anyone has ever had” and close the window
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keplercryptids · 18 hours ago
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my spouse went out to run errands and picked me up migraine meds and gay smutty fiction 🥰
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keplercryptids · 18 hours ago
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“fem-presenting” this, “masc-presenting” that. what if i wanna just be Presenting. i am showing you something and you have no idea what it is
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keplercryptids · 18 hours ago
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She swallowed a splinter. It punctured her heart on the way down.
Old piece from 2019 I still like a lot twitter | ko-fi
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keplercryptids · 19 hours ago
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also, i should have mentioned this! if you want a specific flower in my shop in a different color than what's listed, i can always make that happen. so please feel free to contact me through etsy for a custom order. that'll actually help me get new kinds of listings up in my shop too!
(Is this a good way to ask questions about the Etsy shop?) I was looking through the flowers, and it looks like you have two types: a tightly-wrapped version and one with curly, more-realistic petals. I noticed that all the pride flowers are the tightly-wrapped version. Is there a reason, or just coincidence? (Personally, I'd like rainbow roses with curly petals, but I'm wondering if there's a behind-the-scenes reason for not doing that e.g. some types of paper working better for some designs)
yeah, i can answer etsy shop questions here! and the reason for the different designs for pride flowers vs everything else is practical for economic and time reasons: the tightly wrapped flowers are made with one kind of coffee filter, and the curly-petaled ones are made with another. the curly petal listings up right now are mainly old ones from when i was running my shop a few years ago, and the pride listings are all new.
basically, in order to get out a bunch of new listings in a timely manner, i standardized things on my end. which meant buying, dyeing, and making flowers out of one material before i buy and dye new materials. i dye a BUNCH at once so that when new orders come in, i can get them out promptly.
unfortunately, this means i have been making the same flower a thousand different ways, lmao. but fortunately, with the sales I've made, I'm able to buy new materials and branch out. i will absolutely be making different styles of pride flowers (and in fact am actively dyeing more coffee filters as i speak lol). but yeah it's just taking me a little time!
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keplercryptids · 20 hours ago
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watercolored this handsome lad 🌿
[id: a watercolor painting of patroclus from hades. he is a dark skinned man with a full beard and long, curly hair fanning out behind him. he wears a blue cape, a green tunic, and a gold belt. he is holding a long spear loosely in one hand and smiling. near him reads: ‘philatos,’ achilles replied, ‘most beloved.’ the painting is done on a page of a poetry book, with words of a poem behind the painting.]
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keplercryptids · 20 hours ago
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[image description: photos (3 each) of paper flowers and flower garlands in the aro, ace, and aroace flag colors respectively. the flowers are small rolled roses, either in arrangements or attached to green leafy ribbons as garlands.]
🌈🌷🌻 aro, ace & aroace pride flowers 🌻🌷🌈
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keplercryptids · 21 hours ago
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my @d20exchange gift for @fauxpossum !!! i hope u like it, i absolutely ADORED drawing this for u!!!!
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