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Prompt #279

"Ooooh, please tell me you went to my funeral!"

"I was six!"

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Prompt #278

"Do you fall in love with every person you save?"

"Not every person I save turns out to be a badass. So, no."

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Prompt #277

"No way in hell am i gonna ride that horse with you!"

"O, believe me. I would rather you do not."

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Prompt #276

"Will I get a certificate after my four years are over?"

"Bro, this is hell not college."

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Prompt #275

"The next time you see him, apologize for what you did!"

"I'm sorry i burned you alive i thought you were a zombie."

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Prompt #274

"You know, a healthy lifestyle does include going on a walk in the morning, but doesn't include smoking a cigarette while you're at it."

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Prompt #273

"And you are?"

"The man of your dreams."

"more like nightmares but go on."

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Prompt #272

"Dude you're fucking drunk!"

"I'm not! Open this fucking door right now or i will break it down."

"STOP KICKING THE WALL. IT'S A FUCKING WALL."

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Prompt #271

"Your face is red, and you're sweating like a maniac!"

"I told you I was not build for Hell!"

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Prompt #270

"I still see you in every corner of the house. Just standing there and glaring at me. "

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Prompt #269

"Do i smell nice?"

"You smell like you just came out of a cotton candy machine."

"Excellent!"

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Prompt #268

" O God, give me the ability to burn whoever deserves burning."

"Hey Lucifer, maybe you need to chill a little bit?!"

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Prompt #267

"She basically managed to kill three people in one day!"

"Gotta say, it's not that impressive."

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Prompt #266

"Can you for once act human?"

"You know that's a weakness of mine!"

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Prompt #265

"Socialize, make some new friends!"

"Say that again and I will cut your head off."

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Prompt #264

" Can you help me with something?"

"If you ask me to kidnap another chef for you then the answer is no."

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Prompt #263

"That's not fair! You promised not to fucking haunt me if you died. "

"I got murdered, there's a HUGE difference."

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