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keyboardkat3 · 5 months
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Rap Star: Alright alright alright! Are you ready for our battle!?
Me: Hell yeah! *pulls large rat out of my pocket*
Rap Star: W-why did you bring a rat to our rap battle?
Me: Oh you said RAP battle, I thought you said... well, don't I look foolish...
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keyboardkat3 · 7 months
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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i miss the days when all you needed to play a video game was the game, a console, a controller, and that was it.
no waiting for updates to install, no elaborate setup for the console, no fiddling with controller syncing, just plug in the console, plug in the controller, put the game in and boom, you're done, enjoy the game.
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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heye every one.
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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as much as i love alien sci-fi, i feel that the whole trope of naming species after the planets they live on (or vice versa) is just lazy writing, and frankly a tad overused.
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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Ness: PK rockin!
Paula: PK fire!
Poo: PK freeze!
Jeff: PK flashbang!
Ness/Paula/Poo: *collectively* WHAT THE FU-
*flashbang noise*
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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"It's over Anakin, I have the HIGH ground." 
*camera zooms out to reveal the ground smoking a fat blunt*
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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“First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the dagger in their chest.”
Guy in third: Wait wha-
*stabs guy in third*
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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ya ever been browsing memes then suddenly find one that gets a bit too serious becuase it relates a little too much to you that it makes you uncomfortably aware of current events/circumstances that up until this point you were able to blissfully ignore?
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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keyboardkat3 · 1 year
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I stg if the internet would be so much more tolerable if people would just take one second to think to themselves “Is this piece of shocking/unsettling information actually true? perhaps I should do some of my own research into the matter before relaying it to anyone else so as to not cause a panic as a result of a premature conclusion based on speculation due to lack of significant details.”
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keyboardkat3 · 2 years
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Everyone: THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
Me:
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keyboardkat3 · 2 years
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Breaking Bad alternative plot where instead of selling drugs, Walter and Jesse open a bakery and the show’s called “Baking Bread”
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keyboardkat3 · 2 years
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When replaying ME3 in legendary edition it’s always interesting to how Javik sheds some light on what the Protheans were really like during his interactions with other characters. It’s especially noteworthy in his interactions with Liara, because before that point in the series the Protheans were viewed as a magnificent, enlightened, ancient culture that inhabited every corner of the galaxy, but then Javik reveals, albiet somewhat unintentionally, that the Protheans were actually bordeline fascist imperialists whose reign upon the galaxy during their cycle was built through conquest.
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keyboardkat3 · 2 years
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for every note this post gets i will do one push up
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keyboardkat3 · 2 years
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for every note this post gets i will do one push up
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