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kickmuncher3 · 26 minutes
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My top surgeon said since I'm so crazy betitted, my scar is likely going to be in one piece across my whole chest, so I'm going to talk to him about getting my scar done in a sort of V shape, almost like I've been autopsied, but from under my armpit. No idea if it's possible, but it would be really funny. And yes I'm being serious. This isn't a bit. If I'm not gonna have nipples, I might as well go full silly.
"Transgender? This is from when the aliens took me. I'm an LGBabducTee."
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kickmuncher3 · 1 hour
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If Caramelinda Rocks has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Caramelinda Rocks has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Caramelinda Rocks has only one fan then that is me. If Caramelinda Rocks has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Caramelinda Rocks, then I am against the world.
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kickmuncher3 · 2 hours
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"YOU CANT BUZZ IN NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER THIS ISNT FUCKING UM ACTUALLY" Siobhan says, standing next to two um actually hosts
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kickmuncher3 · 2 hours
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this is a man who just lived through bingo and is now questioning everything
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kickmuncher3 · 3 hours
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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kickmuncher3 · 4 hours
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Edit it out, edit it out!
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kickmuncher3 · 4 hours
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game changer, season 1: three men in their thirties make animal impressions
game changer, season 6: three improv artists are plunged into a hell dimension ruled by a chaos demon who has personally customised the stage to psychologically torture them in ways never seen before
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kickmuncher3 · 5 hours
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did a little redraw of the besties who enable each other
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kickmuncher3 · 5 hours
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I STAND WITH SIOBHAN THOMPSON. YOU CANT BUZZ IN WITHOUT KNOWING THE ANSWER. SENTENCED TO 1,000 YEARS IN WENIS TIME LOOP PRISON
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kickmuncher3 · 6 hours
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My job on the commune is to trim each individual piece of grass with very tiny scissors.
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kickmuncher3 · 7 hours
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kickmuncher3 · 7 hours
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In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.
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kickmuncher3 · 8 hours
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kickmuncher3 · 9 hours
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i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.
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kickmuncher3 · 9 hours
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kickmuncher3 · 10 hours
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wenis comp
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