My top surgeon said since I'm so crazy betitted, my scar is likely going to be in one piece across my whole chest, so I'm going to talk to him about getting my scar done in a sort of V shape, almost like I've been autopsied, but from under my armpit. No idea if it's possible, but it would be really funny. And yes I'm being serious. This isn't a bit. If I'm not gonna have nipples, I might as well go full silly.
"Transgender? This is from when the aliens took me. I'm an LGBabducTee."
If Caramelinda Rocks has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Caramelinda Rocks has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Caramelinda Rocks has only one fan then that is me. If Caramelinda Rocks has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Caramelinda Rocks, then I am against the world.
guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
game changer, season 1: three men in their thirties make animal impressions
game changer, season 6: three improv artists are plunged into a hell dimension ruled by a chaos demon who has personally customised the stage to psychologically torture them in ways never seen before