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faint

one for the girls laurel kent n talia kane

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Duke: What are you doing here?

Duke: ... Your excellency.

Damian: You don't call her "your excellency."

Talia: No, no, I kinda like it.

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I had a dream of Jason bullying his family for calling him hood.

Bruce: hood, I need you-

Jason: hood? Oh I see how it is. Call the guy from crime alley fucking hood. Just-

Bruce: your name is literally red hood.

Jason: another hood rat to you, huh B? I knew it!

Dick: not again :/

Tim: it’s not like we can call him red with me and Robin around in the same place. Like seriously we’d either have two reds or two robins.

Damian: that’s what happens when your naming abilities are uncreative at best -_-

Tim: bold words for the fourth Robin

Jason: Tim, Change your fucking name

Tim: What? Why?

Jason: yours is dumb, and I had the prefix "Red" first

Duke: He has a point.

Tim: Red Robin Was YOURS first

Jason: You and what proof?

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most deadly arms in the world, or damian’s favorite cozy spot?

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Head Cannon

Bruce never actually learned how to act rich till he was already in his early 30's due to traveling for training and still forgets most of the stuff he learned because he so used to just focusing on his family and being Batman. The perks to being rich? Your rich! There are no other perks!

Dick was raised in a circus, and despite joining Bruce and the world of rich at a young age, Bruce still doesn't teach him anything about being rich other than how to act nicely and how to hide from paparazzi,

Jason is notoriously from Crime Ally, he knows less about being rich and how to use the power of being rich, he will learn the proper way to act like he has money, just to do the exact opposite because F the rich. And Steph has the EXACT same mindset

You would think Damian knows how to act rich and all the perks to being rich because he's the famous Al Ghul the demon head's grandson right? Nope, he trained how to kill people and how to lie, not how to flaunt money

Tim drake is the only Wayne that is raised on what it's like to be rich and rich perks and sucky parts. You want to get into that one really exclusive club on 14th Street? The one with the 4 month long waiting list? Tim could bring you and 10 other people and still get in without a reservation. Tim can tell you how to properly mix 40 different types of alcoholic drinks because rich people are obsessed with alcohol . Hell you want a free drink just join Tim at a bar near the diamond district because people who are famous get 2 bottles of whiskey free of charge.

#damian wayne

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Damian totally has business cards. I cannot explain to you the context or backstory at all, but that kid carries embossed business cards in his Robin-themed wallet and hands them out to classmates who need his number or Instagram (listed on the card) for group projects or merely leaves them at establishments. He also gives them to his brothers when they want to add him on their phones.

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Wait a minute guys, twin fic prompt that I'll prob never get to writing.

Damian is so nonchalant about the soul thing, imagine if he's like Constantine always is in fics with a shit ton of Infinite Realms residents owning parts of his soul. IMAGINE DANNY BECOMING KING AND FINDING OUT. Their reunion just being Danny collecting the contracts for Damian's soul and showing up like "ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID 👿"

#damian knows magic

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Now that I’m really thinking about it… what the fuck was Jon and Damian doing hanging out during Valentine’s Day?? “love and friendship” MY ASS?? WHY NOT DRAW THEM WITH THEIR S/O?? dc istg

#jondami

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batfam’s choice of last resort surprise attacks in the heat of battle

jason: sudden and violent mental breakdown

dick: that thigh thing. uk what i’m referring to

tim: doxxing them

damian: bite. time to chomp

barbara: extreme emotional damage in the form of cutting remarks

cass: develops telekinetic abilities

steph: airhorn

duke: edm lights

bruce: *pulls out adoption papers*

thanks for listening :D

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See there’s a couple of really cool character quirks Damian has that writers seem to have forgotten and haven’t utilized very much when they’re so fun.

Damian can mimic people’s voices and accents on an identitical scale. It’s more of a party trick to him but I’d still like this to come up more.

I can totally see this being utilized in battle.

Where’s more of my boy busting out the bot and arrow? Honestly, I’m in over my head because they barely let Damian use a blade in comics which is very disappointing, yes, its dangerous but what happened to fun?

He knows magic as well which is so exciting like I’d love for this to be used more, like in a dire situation where his weapons and utility has been exhausted and he hits you with the psych beam?

#damian wayne #damian knows magic

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can we talk about how Damian’s culture shock had not been addressed in any significant way ever in canon or fanon?

imagine you are 10 years old, your mother loves you dearly, you are told all your life stories of how important and legendary your father The Batman is, you are to be a strong warrior-assassin-son and you excel in your training, your mother and grandfather are proud of you until they say you have to leave.

you lose everything. your home country, language, religion, relationships. your comfort foods, smells, clothes. everything.

you're given to your father who you have been told you need to prove yourself to, you are being treated as an enemy, you have no allies, no one will explain the unwritten unspoken rules especially not your father who has decided you are a nuisance.

they tell you your past and everyone in it is evil, your home is evil, your mother and grandfather are evil. you cannot have any connection to anything or anyone familiar.

your father dies. they all still hate you. they will not let you go home.

#damian wayne

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Wayne Family Tree Version 4(?) I forgot about like 2 characters and ALSO apparently silencer is a clone???? anyways this should be it… No more batfamily secret relatives please still not including future descendants, sorry Helena Wayne, and others

#batfam

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He was asking… a question.

What genuinely hurts me is that being able to relate to a similar situation like this that Damian didn’t ask this to be snide or smart in reply to his guardian.

He was genuinely asking a question.

Like does he genuinely have to spend his whole life trying to be something you want him to be, when you take his childhood, his choice, and his anatomy then what does he truly have left?

He’s spent so much time trying to be perfect for you because he feels like love isn’t something that is to be given but something that is earned. There are ten years of his life that he still hasn’t gotten off his chest and even still as Robin, I doubt he holds much of a choice - still he’s tied to some sort of destiny, and at the end of the Ra’s Al Ghul Resurrection event Bruce mentions that Damian deserves some time not to having a destiny. When does having a path pathed for you stops becoming liberating and starts becoming suffocating?

I seriously hope that somewhere down the line Damian can make a choice based on no hand that’s been dealt to him but the choice he made all by himself and then he owns it.

Till then, baby bird.

#damian wayne

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He was asking… a question.

What genuinely hurts me is that being able to relate to a similar situation like this that Damian didn’t ask this to be snide or smart in reply to his guardian.

He was genuinely asking a question.

Like does he genuinely have to spend his whole life trying to be something you want him to be, when you take his childhood, his choice, and his anatomy then what does he truly have left?

He’s spent so much time trying to be perfect for you because he feels like love isn’t something that is to be given but something that is earned. There are ten years of his life that he still hasn’t gotten off his chest and even still as Robin, I doubt he holds much of a choice - still he’s tied to some sort of destiny, and at the end of the Ra’s Al Ghul Resurrection event Bruce mentions that Damian deserves some time not to having a destiny. When does having a path pathed for you stops becoming liberating and starts becoming suffocating?

I seriously hope that somewhere down the line Damian can make a choice based on no hand that’s been dealt to him but the choice he made all by himself and then he owns it.

Till then, baby bird.

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I swear deceased Damian and Jon where in a secret relationship

Like do i even need to say anything here?

Jon literally gives him a Batman wedding dress come on

Like just look at them

JUST EVERYTHING HERE?! HES SO SCARED TO LOSE HIM AND STAYS WITH HIM SO HES NOT ALONE AND ITS A REFRENCE TO WHEN HE LOST HIS FAMILY

Jon 100% looks up to this every night

#dc #dceased jondami #jondami #damian wayne #jon kent

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jon getting back at damian 1 time for every 100 insults damian throws at him

super sons (2017)

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peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like he’s 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:

damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.

jason: what?

damian: i was hoping you’d acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)

jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??

damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.

jason: ….sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and i’ll be there.

damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.

bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off it’s so funny