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Hard to say but I suspect she might be chilling

#hi nox

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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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i had to do a promo video for an association that helps autistic people which i was more than happy to do

the problem was this was my fit for the day

#this fucks so severely hard.

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new game how long will it take someone outside of my mutuals circle to notice that i keep adding quakke to posts of mine that get popular that i don't like

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#schwartz

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just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

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i haven't played a single castlevania game, this is my general understanding of the lore

#castlevania

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#sooooo so many drinks #also my meds

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I need to start a collection I need to build a website I need to cook food I need to organize my kitchen I need to put my laundry away I need to send emails I need to look up how to clean doll hair i need to pick up my trash i need to write a novel i need to hit myself in the head with a hammer

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vyvanse is making me act wise

#i organized my figure collection? #and set up my new table? #and put away groceries? #and i still feel motivated to do more things #i havent done more than like one activity per day in monthss #i should go on prescription drugs more often

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Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

#yeah nice post gar

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#this is what anyone who showers longer than 30 mins looks like to me #also who the fuck uses that much soap. are you drinking it.

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duality of seal

#😑 #😐