Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.
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Boyfriends cunty poses
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i’ll krill you. you won’t resprawn. shrimpleton
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you jack off all trades?
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Florida Man™️
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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins
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brawl was the worst smash game
then explain this
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logan sargeant | testing 2024
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im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality
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