just snorted ketamine
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michael is so good at eating pussy
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still funny
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i love having sex on inflatable mattresses
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may 23, 2023 i downloaded my fitness pal and ruined my life ◡̈
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three years ago i made the decision to go BACK to school for nursing because i wanted stability. i thought i wouldn’t do well because i’ve always struggled with school, but i am doing so much better than i could have ever imagined. maybe because im fuckin 25 now, which is nutty! ive had this blog forever.
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twenty three.
the year i learned to love myself. i live in a beautiful home, that has a pool, with a loving boyfriend, and two stinky bulldogs. I am so happy. 17 year old jordan would be so relieved to see how everything pans out.
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my life is so good. i am in love. i have the greatest little pups. i have the best sex. life is too damn good right now,
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damn.
our friends just announced their pregnancy and i am SO happy for them, but pissed off. these friends will have a baby before m even proposed. i shouldn’t be annoyed, but i am. i am wasting my 20s because of a stupid fucking pandemic. i am so exciting to get married and start a family with a boyfriend who doesn’t express it as much as i do. i know he wants to get married and have kids but i just wished he would show it every now and then.
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i hate these depressing ass text posts but i can’t wait to be disappointed on my birthday thinking that my boyfriend will plan something/surprise me with something because thats what i always do for him lol
just posting for future reference to not get upset bc i’m already upset a month beforehand
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i don't understand why people choose shrooms over LSD like, LSD is so much easier to take
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i feel so fucking ugly. i came into college the best shape of my life and am leaving 60+ lbs heavier. my boyfriend hasn't initiated sex in 2 months and i'm not confident enough to have a mature conversation with him about it.
i leave for vegas in 43 days and i'm going to fucking starve myself
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2 pounds of “FIGHT ME!!!” vs 200 pounds of “I really don’t want too.”
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