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kinkymagnus 2 days
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Hey you. :-)
I just wanted to pop in and say Hi. Hope you are doing well and not neglecting sleep and drinking plenty of water.
hey!!! i am definitely neglecting sleep but i AM drinking water :) and also pepsi.
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kinkymagnus 8 months
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Hi
Just your friendly tuesday reminder to drink some water and take a rest.
Hope you have a great day.
Also, Alec brought fuzzy handcuffs and Magnus is like "Oooooh."
i am drinking.... soda. does that count
I PROMISE I DO DRINK WATER ALSO IM JOKING
thank you, you too <3
also okay so like. with the 'fuzzy' my dumb brain is broken and somehow read this as 'izzy bought alec handcuffs (presumably as a joke) and magnus is like "ooooh" which leads to the very funny scenario of izzy being like "lmao i got you these fuzzy handcuffs to tease/gently embarrass you, as siblings do," and alec is just like oh sweet magnus is gonna love these and magnus looks over his shoulder like ooh that will totally match that one thing you got me you know--and izzy's like okay i hate both of you <3
but ANYWAY jokes aside magnus deserves some fuzzy handcuffs. he would look very pretty in fuzzy handcuffs.
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kinkymagnus 10 months
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THROAT GOAT GAUNTLET MATCH 17
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Nani Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch) VS Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters)
Propaganda under the cut!
Nani Pelekai Propaganda
Rule 34 ez
Magnus Bane Propaganda
Magnus Bane can definitely also suck dick like a champ. And HIS boyfriend is canonical. While said boyfriend's dick size is never discussed he is DEFINITELY hung. Anyway. What can I say I love fruity little guys who are great at sucking dick.
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Hey you, hope you are doing well. Say, do you ever feel like the love and appreciation that most of the fandom gives to one character, is souring this character to you? I'm phrasing this badly. Okay. I love Malec as a ship, right. I like both Alec and Magnus. But my absolute favorite character is Magnus. Because that's just the way I tick. And I understand that for other people, their absolute favorite character is Alec. Because that's just the way they tick. And that is completely fine. That's the way it is and it's good that people like and are attracted to different characters.
But it so often feels to me that in their devotion to that one character, the other half of the ship gets so very neglected. And this then is making me dislike that one character.
Like, for every Magnus-centric post I make, there are ten Alec-centric posts. (And often the Magnus-centric posts get comments that shift the focus to Alec) For every Magnus-centric fic out there, there are almost four times the amount of Alec-centric fics. (That is not actually an exaggeration. Ao3 currently has 145 fics with the "Magnus Bane-centric" tag and 448 fics with the "Alec Lightwood-centric" tag) And, again, this should be fine, because people like who they like and they have every right to write about the person they like the most. I guess I just hate the way that Magnus is so often made out to be the "bad" guy in fics in order to uplift Alec more. Or, not necessarily the "bad" buy. More like... Magnus not appreciating Alec enough? Or Magnus being a bully? Or "dark" or "possessive" Magnus, while Alec is just that poor cinnamon roll whose "pure love" changes Magnus? Or something like that?
Or like Magnus magic being more favorable to Alec, than Magnus himself. Or Magnus' friends or other downworlders being protective of Alec, warning Magnus off about breaking that poor boys heart.
And, I know not every Alec-centric fic is like this. There are fics that focus on Alec but still treat Magnus fairly.
But it still feels that there are so many that just use Magnus in a way that will make Alec shine brighter, and it just makes me so frustrated, you know? Like, I see a tag that hints at the story being mostly about Alec, or a summary that mostly focuses on Alec, and I just... lose interest? It's like, "Oh, this is gonna be another 'Alec Lightwood is the best thing since sliced bread' type of story."
And this very one sided seeming appreciation of one character of the most popular ship is actually making me resentful of Alec.
And I don't want that, because I *like* Alec. He is a good character with a solid story arc and decent development and he and Magnus are *good* together.
But it's just always "Alec this" and "Alec that" and I'm just getting so tired of it?
Like, I don't want the reverse. I don't want for fics to only ever paint Magnus in a good light, to only uplift Magnus and to make Magnus the focus point of every other character or plot.
But... I don't even know how to say this. It feels like I said way too much for not being able to make a solid point... sigh.
Sorry to dump on you. Just feeling frustrated I guess.
Remember to take breaks and drink plenty of water. Take care of yourself. Hope to hear from you again. :-)
oh my god literally ALL THE TIME. genuinely part of why i left the fandom was just because of how frustrating and often racist it was. it's so so obvious alec is the favorite and it's so obvious why and like. everything is always made to be about him and like. it so often involves villainizing magnus in ways that are just so fucking annoying and awful and ooc (YEAH making him a bully or dark or evil somehow or even straight up actually abusive), and often while also like. making alec a saint and/or infantilizing him in a way that does his character a disservice too! (he's not a baby! he's not an idiot! he's not perfect! oh my god!) and acting like everyone in the world adores him, including like, magnus's own friends lecturing him not to hurt alec???????? what????? shit like that and it's just. it's so frustrating and infuriating and yeah! it does make me like alec less, which is annoying bc i want to like alec bc i do like alec but like. the fandom was so goddamn fucking annoying about him and about how they treated the ship that like. i can't even articulate it, especially not anymore after i left so long ago after just being fed up with it, but like. the unfairness and unevenness in how the fandom treats these characters makes me want to commit arson
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Any crossover thoughts? Like, is there a series/movie you would like to crossover with Shadowhunters, and especially Magnus and Alec? Would you be thinking of a true merging of the two different universes, 'Fish out of water' style? (example, Pokemon: Rogue portal transports Malec into the world of Pokemon, and what the hell is this?) XD Or would you just use a set of characters from the one medium in the other medium, like they have always been part of it? (example, Witcher: Geralt is a shadowhunter and Jaskier is a Seelie and at some point Geralt comes to NY and trains Alec and the others and Jaskier and Magnus have been friends for years.) Or completely replace one set of characters with the other. (example, Marvel: Super Soldier Alec Lightwood and tech genius billionaire Magnus fight as part of a team of the world's mightiest heroes) Like, what's your poison?
i like both crossovers and fusions, but i admit i will just brew one for literally anything i watch. i'll be like hm. what if magnus was here.
i think some good fusions would be like. an au for warehouse 13 or the librarians?
the latter would have a lovely dynamic of magnus being a librarian (smart and getting into trouble, wanting to study magic, etc) and alec being a guardian (protecting him, pulling him out of dangerous situations, but having his own intelligence to bring to the table too) as well as maybe some messy backstory with immortality....
but the former... also like. magnus having a connection with the warehouse.... no thoughts all vibes tbh.
hmmm im trying to think of any others i have in my brain but just. nothing is coming to mind.
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Happy New Year!!! (Sorry I'm late)
Just wanted to wish you a good one that will hopefully be less stressful. Remember to drink plenty of water and get enough rest.
(Speaking if New Year, I bet Malec took advantage of the New year's kiss tradition. So much so, that at one point someone had to be like "It's supposed to be one kiss at midnight, guys. Not a full on make out Session!")
i promise im much later!!
please they were planning on having this like. sweet romantic moment where they kiss as the ball drops but by the time they get to midnight the party is in full swing and one or both of them are like Full Sloppy Drunk and they're just fully making out. guys please get a room. (they do, in fact, get a room. but magnus is very loud so they have to portal to room in another city.)
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Nephilim run hotter than the average person.
Some warlocks may retain an aspect related to their mark.
Magnus' deep seated likeness to cats adores Alec's high body temperature.
Building on that, magical exhaustion/depletion may have the side effect of dropping a warlock's own body heat. (like blood loss in humans does)
So warming up a warlock after a draining spell is actually the best way for them to regain their strength. Which makes cuddling up after ward maintainance in the institute a "medical necessity, so I won't be available for the next hour, until I can be reasonably sure that the high warlock will bear no ill effects from the service rendered. Barring an emergency, Underhill will assume command until then."
Magnus, soon as they are in Alec's office: "You know this was not the least bit draining for my magic, right Darling?"
Alec, smirking: "I know."
god i love the idea of like. alec's kind of a space heater but magnus loves it. and when he's exhausted/hurt/drained just like. collapsing into alec's arms and letting himself be warmed up, be held and cared for... honestly the emotional tlc helps him just as much as the literal heat sharing
(also immediately thinking of this in some ridiculous convoluted angsty way where it's like. idk if this is some sort of friends to lovers situation or just magnus being very much a an idiot with self esteem issues, but like. alec cuddling him after particularly draining stunts with his magic and magnus is just like "ah, yes, he is doing this for medical reasons" meanwhile alec thinks they're fully on the same page of this obviously being a flimsy excuse to cuddle. like magnus is all [sad violins] is it selfish of me to enjoy this?? to take advantage of him?? i'm so clingy and now-- meanwhile hard cut to alec in cheerful music being like ah yes i get to cuddle with the most wonderful man in the world <33)
also please. everyone knows what they're doing bc alec is just like [bland and monotone] well the high warlock has done the ward maintenance. now for medical reasons he needs to come to my office for two hours where we will be completely uninterrupted. but when the head of the institute is like "im going to cuddle the high warlock, professionally, for an hour. as a medical necessity. bc we are professional" you don't argue. however no one agrees if they're actually cuddling and they're just That Cute or if they definitely fuckin. (spoiler alert, though, 99 percent of the time they really are just cuddling. magnus is like "you know this wasn't actually draining for my magic right?" and alec's like "do you WANT to leave my arms?" and magnus is like (slumped against his chest) ".....no")
(please, though, imagine your boss completely blandly being like "im going to go cuddle this independent contractor, professionally, for medical reasons. do not interrupt us for an hour." especially knowing said contractor is his husband. that's so fucking funny. bonus if a) someone actually does have to interrupt for some reason and huh! what do you know! they really were cuddling! why was the head of the institute feeding him grapes though. b) alec's unavailable and like in idris or something and some smartass who knows alec well enough to fuck with him (bonus points if this is somehow simon just bc i feel like it would be funny) is like "oh should i cuddle your husband then? for medical reasons? professionally?" and alec's like do you want to get murdered, son? magnus immediately teases him about this.)
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Beware of MPREG hc, totally okay if that's not your thing and you would rather skip it. I just keep thinking of the absolute chaotic order Alec displayed while making that soup for his mom's visit. This completely all-over-the-place feeling you get from him in that scene. "This needs to be done and that needs to be done and follow the instructions". And I remember that exact same feeling about my uncle, when my aunt was pregnant with their first child. He was the most nervous, excited, trying-to-keep-on-top-of-a-situation-that-at-that-point-didn't-need-anyone-to-be-on-top-of-it person on the planet. And that's exactly how I now and forever will picture Alec with a pregnant Magnus.
im going to be fully honest i actually kinda love mpreg but only in my very specific/narrow tastes. like most mpreg fic i don't actually enjoy that much bc it ends up just. doing things i don't enjoy. but as a concept i have fun with it. especially in kink--what?
and youre so right alec would fuss over him so much and would just be all over everything be Perfect and being Prepared and magnus is just like fondly, lovingly, exasperatedly watching him run around and completely overpreparing but like he's so excited and they're so in love and magnus never thought he'd get to like. have this??? have family, have kids, have a husband, have someone who loved him this much???? and honestly, he's just as overjoyed and as silly as his husband can be sometimes he wouldn't change a moment of this. not for the world.
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Oh, don't worry about answering all the asks (I completely lost track of them, didn't realize I had spammed you with 13 of these. Sorry.) I just wanted to make sure you are okay. With covid again on the rise, and a new strain of the flu making its rounds, it just felt like I should check up on you. Happy to hear you are okay, not as happy to hear you are tired. Remember to take care of yourself, self-care is important!
Also, I completely understand that you want to follow your present obsession more than your old one. So don't worry about that. As long as you still have a place for Magnus in your heart, I'm good. :-)
Again, don't rush yourself with answering the asks. Also, only answer those you *want* to. There is no pressure.
Remember to drink some water and take a nap. Stay safe!
ah it's alright!! i'm fine, haven't been sick or anything, just like. half classes (aaaaaaaaaaaaaa) and half new obsession and all. very busy im afraid. but i will always have a place in my heart for magnus he's my blorbo my beloved my darling ,
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Hi there. Just wanted to check in and ask if you are okay. Remember to take breaks and take care of yourself. Feel hugged and drink some water.
Also think about Alec swaddeling Magnus into a blanket burrito and cuddeling together on the couch. 馃槈
<3 with the way classes are going,,,,,,,,,,, hm.
please im just picturing magnus being really sick but insisting he's FINE and alec's just like i don't even need to use my shadowhunter strength to restrain you and wrap you in a blanket burrito and that's sad. and magnus is like [pathetically flops in blanket burrito] im. fine. and alecs like babe please. im going to get you some soup
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Halloween. Halloween and sexy costumes. Halloween and sexy costumes and Magnus and Alec.
magnus at the public halloween party has some dorky possibly overcomplicated/nerdy couples costume with alec (they're out here dressed as extremely specific historical figures but the rule is it can't be a historical figure you actually knew personally/met but magnus goes out of his way to find someone super obscure and particularly someone like. erased in most western history/pop culture probably) but then he gets home and he's like alec do you want to see my other halloween costume? :) and alec's like yeah of course babe and without fail it's like a ridiculously skimpy slutty maid costume or some shit. it's half to make alec laugh (they do laugh, sometimes they even get a few shitty horny halloween costumes) but also half bc alec will 100 percent fuck him in it and then rip it off him and fuck him again, some roleplay included. win all around.
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Hi again! Hope you have been taking care of yourself.
As you know, I hold no love for the books the tv show is based on (i.e. I haven't read them and I don't plan to read them and some of the things I have found out about the differences between book plot and show plot have *really* turned me off the books).
However, sometimes I do google some things that aren't explained in the show (the show did very little of explaining and details and all that).
Anyway, I was looking a little more into shadowhunter history (when/how did they come into existence, etc.), and the shadowhunters wiki page gave me this:
Before becoming the first of his kind, Jonathan (Shadowhunter) was a Crusader born in the 11th Century. It was during this time that demons were swarming into Earth from the Void. On his way to Constantinople, he asked聽a warlock to summon the angel Raziel to Lake Lyn. When Raziel arrived, Jonathan begged him to mix his blood in a cup with that of man to create a race of demon fighters.
So, the first shadowhunter only came into existence because a *warlock* summoned an angel. Johnathan wasn't chosen by the angels. The angels didn't themselves choose a human to make their champion. Instead, the human Johnathan Shadowhunter was likely friends with a warlock, knew about and could see the demons that were overrunning the world (which his warlock friend and other downworlder were likely fighting, because shadowhunters didn't exist until then and that leaves only downworlders to stand against humanity and a demonic threat), and then with the warlock's help, Johnathan became a nephilim, so that he could help the warlock and other downworlders fight back the demons.
So that could be used to mean, that nephilim and downworlders (and maybe warlocks in particular) were *always* meant to fight together.
And then I took that thought an ran with it, and came up with this:
The angelic runes were supposed to be given/applied to the shadowhunter by a warlock. (preferably their partner) Just like the shadowhunter is able to power the warlock with their energy (like in the episode where Alec helped Magnus heal Luke)
Like, listen. When the shadowhunters use their steles to write the runes on their skin, it burns them. It hurts. And maybe that's because they aren't doing it the way it's supposed to be done. Shadowhunters and warlocks were supposed to be partners. To fight and stand together. There was supposed to be a bond. (though unbonded warlocks could give unbonded shadowhunters runes as well, but those weren't as long lasting or powerful, maybe)
But at some point, the nephilim discovered that they could supplement the warlocks magic with an angelic metal (from which they created their steles.) Like, Valentine would hardly be the first bigoted, hateful racist in shadowhunter circles, and maybe back then, someone like him was more successful in turning around the minds of the other nephilim.
Let a few decades/centuries pass, and anyone who would have known about this has died.
And if we take this further, we can also take a shot at the parabatai bond. Parabatai are supposed to be better fighters together, and the runes that are applied/activated by the parabatai are supposed to be stronger. And MAYBE that's because the parabatai bond is a pale imitation of what was supposed to be. The bond between shadowhunter and warlock. And the runes yearn for that kind of bond, for what it was supposed to be. The parabatai is the closest they can get, but it's not right, and the runes know that. Which is why there is the undesirable sideeffect of shared pain between the pair, which can spell the doom of both, should one get wounded badly enough.
Of course, this is just my rambling mind. But from my incredibly biased ( ;-) ) viewpoint, it makes wonderful sense. And it could of course be worked out further. Like maybe not all shadowhunters bonded with warlocks, but other downworlders like seelies, werewolves or vamps. And runes could be applied by any warlock, but if not between a bonded pair, those runes only lasted a day before they needed to be redone, or something. Like, the shadow world was united, before it became split into nephilim and downworlders.
Now imagine Alec and Magnus finding all of this out...
please dont take this as a negative when i say I Have No Idea What To Add but this is pretty cool. also you had me at "the current parabatai bond is a pale imitation of what it was supposed to be" i love dissing the parabatai bond ngl 馃槱
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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I.... have completely forgotten what malec stuff I sent to you already XD 馃槅 馃ぃ
So I'm just gonna check in and ask how you are doing and if you are remembering to take care of yourself and drink enough water.
Feel hugged.
so much. not complaining but it means it takes forever to get through bc my brain refuses to let me do a little at a time so every time i want to start its like "thats 19 asks. you sure :/" brain please. brain please yes im sure
i.... do not know if ive drank enough water. but i got some really good bread rolls today.
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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So I saw some pics of Matthew Daddario with a beard. And then my brain immediately went to Magnus jumping Alec, when Alec returns from whatever took him away for a few days without the chance to shave, and Magnus just sees the scruffy gloriousness and drops whatever he is doing to drag his love to the bedroom.
(Then I saw a pic of Harry Shum Jr in glasses and then it was Alec dropping whatever he was doing to drag Magnus to the bedroom.)
generally not super into beards but also picturing scruffy alec eating magnus out and like the slight scratchiness of his beard on magnus's thighs, on where he's more sensitive, and magnus is just. squirming and gasping and alec's hands on his thighs are keeping him thoroughly pinned.
also. yes.
magnus in reading glasses as he looks at a book: [slightly embarrassed and feeling like an old man for needing reading glasses] oh! alexander, you're home! i-- alec resisting the urge to slam him against a wall and fuck him on the spot: [voice impressively even] oh. you're wearing glasses
he tries to act like this is so fine and he's not affected at all but he is so goddamn horny. bonus points if magnus's glamour was off so like. those pretty eyes + the glasses and the frames on his pretty face and ohhhhhh = alec is going insane and wants to fuck him so bad. he wants to see magnus in those glasses and Nothing Else. meanwhile magnus is like ugh i know im like a grandpa and alec's like (every cell in his body thrumming to the tune of magnus is the hottest man i've ever seen) what
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Remember when we were talking about Malec having tails?
I have such a weakness for shifter fics and/or other plots that give characters animalistic features.
Tails, wings, claws, tentacles.... so many possibilities, so little time.
(Did you remember to take a break and drink enough water today?)
Animalistic features that are always there, or those that come out in specific circumstances/situations. If the character either wills them into existence, or loses control over keeping them hidden.
Full or half animal shift.
And do we keep it to animals that are currently in existence, or are extinct species fair game as well? And what about fantastical beasts, like griffins and loch ness monsters and *dragons*!!!!
so fucking true. there's just so much good shit to explore.
tails: twitching or needing to be restrained, or if they're prehensile, making him control it 馃憖 or if it's alec, using it tease magnus 馃憖
wings: once again i love a good like secondary feature that twitches/gives away their emotions when they're trying to keep it together, but like also. alec wrapping wings around magnus in a warm embrace, like almost protectively??? im a slut for that shit.
claws: hot 馃憖on either of them, but like also the intimacy of being careful and of trusting--clawed hands near magnus's throat but he isn't scared bc alec would never hurt him... or like, magnus with claws and he's too worked up to control them so he can't touch himself and he's all desperate for alec to??????? 馃憖馃憖馃憖
tentacles: YOU KNOW IM A SLUT FOR TENTACLES. FUCK YES. particularly with alec having them because like. you can tease, fuck, and cuddle him at the same time. bondage but the bondage is your partner's hands all over you. affectionate and cuddly but also teasing and maddening and a little rough ;)
so true, it's good in so many ways on so many levels like. so many good options!! just plain old hot monster alec? alec who can shift into a more monstrous form and magnus being like 馃憖? magnus with a more monstrous form/features but alec is just like oh my god you're so beautiful.... and also So Fucking Hot wtf this is unfair? alec--a bit cheesy but i dont care--just inexplicably Having Some Sort Of Monster Dick? good for him. THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD
dragons bitch you have NO IDEA!!!! HOW MANY FUCKING DRAGON ALEC AUS I HAVE!!!!!! SO MANY!!!!!!! im actually actively not-really-writing one right now bc i think i'm extremely funny that's basically mostly crack/smut but also a lot of angst snuck in. ANYWAY not the point. i just think dragon alec spoiling magnus and decking him out in jewels and pretty things and also rawing him senseless with his Big Dragon Cock is. good
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Think they ever make a whole day out of it? As in, it's not like a 24 hour sex marathon, but Magnus spends the whole day restrained? Sometimes it's just the hands that are tied, sometimes more, but either way, he is limited in what he can and can't do on his own. So Alec gets to take care of him completely.
oh absolutely. don't ask me about realism or about how the magic would work, but just. total day of alec taking care of him. and obviously he isn't literally handcuffed/tied up the entire day, alec doesn't want him getting sore or hurt, but like. it's a lot of it, and when he isn't tied up they're still. in the zone.
i mean there might be breaks, but generally like. just. the whole day. well prepared, of course, but like. especially if it's leaning more into roleplay and dom/sub time, and just. honestly im really caught up on "alec gets to take care of him completely". like just for a day. no responsibilities, just. he gets to spoil his boyfriend, and magnus gets to let go and be taken care of for once
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kinkymagnus 1 year
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Magnus actually digs how tall Alec is. Magnus himself isn't short, but Alec with his 6ft3 is just hrgnnnn.
So sometimes, instead of just summoning something off a high shelf, he calls his boyfriend to get it down for him. In fact, he might magic one or two shelfs a little higher, just for the excuse the see his love stretching for it.
It probably shouldn't be hot that he has to get on his tiptoes to kiss Alec, but it is.
oh for sure. for fucking sure. magnus is like. not a short or small man but god does he love that alec's a little taller than him.
alec knows what magnus is up to but it's not like he minds. he can deal with having to get up to get random shit off shelves that magnus definitely conjured up there bc he gets to tease him back by like. "oh, here, let me get that." [one hand on the counter on one side, the other reaching up and around him to get it so that he's pressed really close to magnus's back]
anyway yes i just think magnus being very into the size/height difference. it's especially not something he's particularly used to--he's certainly been with partners that are stronger than him (warlocks only have normal human strength, even if magnus is pretty muscular, while a lot of other downworlders are more durable/supernaturally strong) but alec is one of the few who's actually physically taller/just as muscular. and like. something about having to lean up to kiss him is just... nice. and also a little bit of a huge turn on.
(also will never shut up about like. alec is taller than him, strong and a trained warrior, etc., and like. obviously it's not that magnus couldn't hold his own in a fight against him if that were to happen--duh--but like. letting himself be overpowered, and then like. you know. being overpowered, being helpless, but in a way that is specifically designed to make you feel good, in a way that makes him feel not just safe/protected but you know, good, is just... yes.)
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