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happy glorious 25th of may

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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You couldn’t form a band like “Boyz II Men” nowadays. The woke police would forcibly feminize them to be Boyz II Women. *slams fist* this is because we don’t sacrifice goats to golden statues of Christ in elementary schools anymore. They took this from you.

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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holy shit is this gorgeous.

#these are fucking gorgeous holy hell

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chinese college girls slay (cr: 哭天喊地六仙女）

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People in northern Gaza have been forced to survive on an average of 245 calories a day - less than a can of fava beans - since January, as Israeli forces continue their military onslaught. Over 300,000 people are believed to still be trapped there, unable to leave. The miniscule amount of food represents less than 12 per cent of the recommended daily 2,100 calorie intake needed per person, calculated using demographic data considering variations by age and gender. Last week, the Israeli government told UNRWA, by far the largest aid provider in Gaza, that its convoys would no longer be allowed into the north. Oxfam’s analysis is based on the latest available data used in the recent Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC) analysis for the Gaza Strip. Oxfam also found that the total food deliveries allowed into Gaza for the entire 2.2 million population - since last October - amounted to an average of just 41 per cent of the daily calories needed per person.

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#either frozen breakfast sammiches from walmart #pancake as bread and sausage egg and cheese #or chocolatw chip waffles

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#kirby in a saw trap #im fucked

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#👍👈🐙🤞👉 #fear

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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