love the implication that dmk couldn't/wasn't allowed to do that while he was serving dark mind but now that the dude's kicked the bucket they can officially piss wherever they want. Freedom

Dark Mind: Fucking dies

DMK, realizing his master and the person he devoted his entire life to is now dead: (´༎ຶ⌢༎ຶ)

DMK, realizing he can now piss anywhere he wants without old three-eyes breathing down his metaphorical neck:

Wait a minute wouldn’t mr L in general like scary things(well all the things Luigi finds scary but still) and in theory hate what Luigi likes(like uhhh flowers?)-Marx kinnie(I only talk about Mario character’s only if they’re tangentially related to king boo and that says something about me)

my knowledge of spm is very little but :0 !!!! aaaaa that’s interesting to think about

catlips001:

genericmemeusername:

catlips001:

Welcome to the ice-cream store. What flavor you want?

yes

firaknight:

@kirbyofthestars hands you rock kandi hands you rock kandi hands you rock kandi hands y-

fluffysheeps:

More friend shaped pokes!

vlulcan:

im really proud of the people who are like “school’s getting busy so im taking a hiatus see u guys later :)” i could have 14 hours of homework with 6 tests tomorrow and still be sweatin it out on tumblr dot com 

floralprintshark:

fluffysheeps:

Festive bulb 🎄

[ID: a digital drawing of bulbasaur. it’s colored in white and light blue and has a christmas tree on its back. End ID]

randomitemdrop:

windows-98:

I found the best stock photo ever made

Item: a cool frog in a suit, sunglasses, and boxing gloves: your new familiar

gremlin-pattie:

if you think about it, every song is actually about [current hyperfixation]

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

whichwayisthebeach-seabass:

ironmanstan:

but if someone from our gen z population doesnt open a square-themed food restaurant chain called dinecraft then whats the point

op do you take constructive criticism

only in villager noises

nicolesata:

fakeedgymom:

snoopysfriendwoodstock:

people really measure out their spices? you’re really going to take out your little ¼ teaspoon? you’re afraid your food is going to taste too good?

In this house we just fuckin pour those bastard powders until the food changes colour and it feels spiritually correct

msfey:

this is why you shouldve voted kay faraday in the aa awards my girl lost and i hate you all.

paulinglesbian:

paulinglesbian:

Scout tf2 is the epitome of character design because he can be used to represent literally any underwhelming skinny white dude ever

See this man? This man is jerma985. This man is vinny vinesauce. This man is eminem. This man is Jesse Pinkman. This man is the guy who stole the hubcaps straight off your car at a waystation five miles outside of boston city limits. This man is whoever you need him to be but slightly worse. This man is everything you hoped for except shorter. This man is everyone. This man is no one.

stinkiedinkiedoodles:

disqusting:

meltingregular:

Someone shared this on fb

andthenrealitycrashesthrough:

dotraz:

mapsontheweb:

Range of the coconut crab

Empire

icantletmystudentsfindme:

a-lonelier-version-of-you:

inthefallofasparrow:

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

galacticnovanucleus:

dmk be like “i will murder this child” and then accidentally somehow does the opposite of murdering a child x3 because he’s such a fuckup

the-sunflower-spaceman:

the-sunflower-spaceman:

the-sunflower-spaceman:

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)

people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content

people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style

people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy