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A late submission for @kisames-corner Kisame Birthday Bash 2024, but technically this is really for Kisame Week 2023!

Prompt: A Lie Told Often Enough Becomes the Truth

The text is quotes from the miniseries Chernobyl (which is an awesome show btw)

#artist: blightowl #day 4 prompt 2 #a lie told often enough becomes the truth #kisame week 2023 #kisame hoshigaki #kirigakure #fuguki suikazan #kiri miru #kiri cypher division #samehada #obito #uchiha itachi #cw: blood

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Thank you! 🦈🎂

Thank you to everyone for creating and enjoying and just hyping each other up!!!  We truly could not have had Kisame's Birthday Bash without you!! 

We also want to give a special shout out to all those in the Kisame’s Corner discord servers! We couldn’t have pulled this off without sharkfam’s help, suggestions, and encouragement!

Here’s a masterlist of all submissions as well as a link to the Twitter thread. We will have late submissions open until the end of March so there’s still time to get your works in! If you find we haven’t reblogged your submission or it isn’t on the masterlist please let us know so we can add it ASAP!

💕🦈Thank you again! ~ Mods Bean, Wren, Ghouly, & Wolfy🦈💕

#Kisame Birthday Bash 2024 #mods speak #kisame hoshigaki #kisame event #naruto events

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Kisame Birthday Bash 2024 Masterlist

And that’s a wrap on Kisame's Birthday Bash 2024! Here is the masterlist of the content created by our lovely community.

March 15th: Samehada as a cat | Tea Shops | The Gift he Never Knew he Wanted

March 16th: Knight/Lord | Light in the Dark | Swords Training

March 17th: Firefighter | Hide the Body | Unspoken

March 18th: Birthday free for all!

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Twitter Thread with all the submissions there!  You can find the Kisame Week Twitter account here

#Kisame Birthday Bash 2024 #masterlist #mods speak #kisame hoshigaki #kisame event #naruto events

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Petition to let Itachi act like the tired trash teen that he is.

#artist: dodddraws #KisaIta #Kisame/Itachi #kisame Hoshigaki #Itachi Uchiha

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Juicy

Pairing: KisaGai Rating: Mature Word count: 345

Summary:

Kisame woke up feeling ravenous. His dream had been…appetizing to say the least. Reliving the sensations, the touch, the heat—a bit of saliva gathered in his mouth at the memory. And now, his eyes blinked open to the perfect peach sitting in front of him, looking all kinds of delicious. 

Tags: Crack, Innuendo, sleepy mornings, smack dat booty, (gai’s in particular), Idiots in Love

Read on AO3!

#writer: twofortea #day 4 #birthday free for all #kisame birthday bash 2024 #kisame hoshigaki #maito gai #kisagai

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Happy belated birthday, Kisame!

They partied too hard..

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#artist: adhdnojutsu #day 4 #birthday free for all #kisame birthday bash 2024 #hoshigaki kisame #uchiha itachi #kisaita

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Australians Are Everywhere (It's Their Country After All)

Summary:

There are times when Hidan really doesn't like being an omega.

But, sometimes, he doesn't regret it at all.

Rating: Mature Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hidan/Hoshigaki Kisame Word Count: 428 (Complete)

Entry for @kisames-corner

Day 4 - March 18: Birthday free for all! | Happy Birthday Kisame!

My apologies for the late submission!

"Fucking hell!" Hidan grips Kisame's hand tightly, not caring if he's breaking fingers. In fact, he wishes he was breaking fingers but his alpha's knuckles are as sturdy as the rest of him. "When you asked if I wanted to take a holiday on the great barrier reef before the baby arrived, I didn't think you meant this!"

Read the rest on AO3.

#writer: phlebaswrites #day 4 #birthday free for all #kisame birthday bash 2024 #hoshigaki kisame #hidan #kisahida

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Looking up (And Up)

Summary:

Some things cannot be changed.

Sometimes, differences are irreconcilable.

Rating: General Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame & Uchiha Itachi Word Count: 327 (Complete)

Entry for @kisames-corner

Day 3 - March 17: Firefighter | Hide the Body | Unspoken

My apologies for the late submission!

Itachi looks up at the top of the cupboard, already knowing what he's going to see.

The fact that his partner and he agree on what makes a desirable cup of tea is usually a blessing, for it means they do not fight about what provisions to purchase when they are travelling, but it has certain unavoidable consequences.

Where the teapot is placed being one of them.

Read the rest on AO3.

#writer: phlebaswrites #day 3 prompt 3 #unspoken #kisame birthday bash 2024 #hoshigaki kisame #uchiha itachi #hoshigaki kisame & uchiha itachi

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Laugh and Live (Hand in Hand)

Summary:

Time doesn't stop.

Not ever.

Rating: Teen And Up Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi Word Count: 478 (Complete)

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Day 2 - March 16: Knight/Lord | Light in the Dark | Swords Training

Based on The Princess Who Never Smiled, The Unsmiling Tsarevna or The Tsarevna who Would not Laugh, this story was written for @heyitswren who requested a fairytale retelling with a Kisame relationship.

My apologies for the late submission!

"Itachi?" The word is spoken softly, almost inaudible in the noisy aquarium, but Itachi has sharp ears and he picks them up anyway. "What are you… doing?"

"What does it look like I'm doing?" A glance is enough to read the name tag, but Itachi doesn't need it, not really - no one except his partner has ever said his name in quite that way. "I'm petting the starfish."

"No, I don't mean that!" Kisame grabs him by the shoulders, dragging him upright, and Itachi instinctively catches the poor animal before it falls off his hand. "I mean… how are you here?"

Read the rest on AO3.

#writer: phlebaswrites #day 2 prompt 2 #light in the dark #kisame birthday bash 2024 #hoshigaki kisame #itachi uchia #kisaita

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Laugh and Live (As Best You Can)

Summary:

Even in a life filled with darkness, there are moments of light.

It makes them shine all the brighter.

Rating: Teen And Up Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi Word Count: 452 (Complete)

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Day 2 - March 16: Knight/Lord | Light in the Dark | Swords Training

Based on The Princess Who Never Smiled, The Unsmiling Tsarevna or The Tsarevna who Would not Laugh, this story was written for @heyitswren who requested a fairytale retelling with a Kisame relationship.

"Kisame?" Though the words are softly spoken, Kisame hears the voice of his partner clearly. "What are you doing?"

"Investigating." He doesn't move, staying very still in order not to disturb the sea star on his hand. The animal contracts a little, and he doesn't let himself twitch even as the stomach it expelled all over his skin ripples. "Did you know that sea stars will eat their siblings?"

"No, I didn't know." Itachi crouches down but doesn't touch, staring at it. "Is there a reason you're letting it eat you?"

Read the rest on AO3.

#writer: phlebaswrites #day 2 prompt 2 #light in the dark #kisame birthday bash 2024 #hoshigaki kisame #itach uchiha #kisaita

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Floating Through Life (On the Water)

Summary:

Kisame might be from Mizu no Kuni, but not all water is the same.

(Some things cannot be drunk without risk.)

Rating: Explicit Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi Word Count: 531 (Complete)

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Day 1 - March 15: Samehada as a cat | Tea Shops | The Gift he Never Knew he Wanted

This story is a gift to @woofgang69 and @hidendumbassvillage who inspired it.

My apologies for the late submission!

"What are these for?" Kisame picks up one of the eggs, weighing it in his palm thoughtfully. "It's not as if we're going to be cooking."

"They're for you," long fingers gesture elegantly, brushing over the other two eggs still lying next to the pillow. "Traditionally, over the next six nights, you would eat the yolks and rub the whites between my thighs before we sleep, venturing higher with every evening."

"And, on the seventh night…?" Kisame doesn't really need to ask, he can see the answer already, but it's always good to know.

Read the rest on AO3.

#writer: phlebaswrites #day 1 prompt 2 #day 1 prompt 3 #tea shops #the gift he never knew he wanted #Kisame birthday bash 2024 #hoshigaki kisame #itach uchiha #kisaita #nsfw

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Day 4: Birthday Free for All! Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi Characters: Hoshigaki Kisame, Uchiha Itachi Additional Tags: Kisame Birthday Bash 2024, Hoshigaki Kisame Has Two Penises, blowjob, handjob, Deepthroating, Facials, Morning Sex, Oral Sex Series: Part 4 of Kisame Birthday Bash Summary:

He never expects a lot on his birthday.

Being in an organization who’s ending goal is a near global warfare to bring about a better world of peace, it’s not like he can really look forwards to it. Even when he told his partner the day it was and the time he was born, he didn’t expect much from Itachi.

#writer: melodiouswanderer #day 4 #birthday free for all #kisame birthday bash 2024 #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #kisaita #nsfw

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*Konan and Kisame, fishing* Kisame: I'm so happy you came with me today, Konan-san. I didn't think you'd be the type that liked fishing. Konan: Why not? Just because I'm a girl? Kisame: No, because you always keep yourself so nice and neat and clean, and fishing can be so messy, with the worms and being in the dirt and all. Konan: *chuckles* Ah, well. You know when I was a kid, me and Nagato and our friend Yahiko had to fish to survive. That or wild berries. Kisame, quietly: Sounds rough. Konan: It was, but, we had some good times too. Life is better now that I have all of you. Kisame: Even Hidan? And Deidara? Konan: *chuckles* Yes, even them. You all make life interesting. Konan: *turns slightly to face him* Speaking of interesting, today is an interesting day, isn't it? Kisame: Not to me it's not. Konan: So I'm not allowed to bake you a cake tonight? Or at least a special dinner with the fish we've caught so far? Kisame: I just don't want you to go through any trouble for someone like me. A blue-skinned abomination of nature, a freak, a monster, a -- Konan: *hits Kisame's shoulder* Stop that. Nobody gets away with talking about my friend like that. Kisame: Ouch ... *rubs his shoulder* For someone so small, you sure do hit hard ... Konan: And there's more where that came from if you don't cut that negative shit out. You're not a monster, you're a member of this family. This chaotic, convoluted, insanity-laced thing known as the Akatsuki. Okay? Kisame: *leans over and puts both arms around Konan, hugging her* Okay. Thank you. And ... could you make salmon miso soup? That huge one you caught earlier should be enough to feed everyone. And the rest of the fish we can salt and put away for an other time. Konan: Sounds good to me. You ready to get going then? Preparation for it will take a while. Kisame: *begins gathering up the gear* Alright. And you know, now that you've mentioned a cake, I think I might enjoy that. A fish cake. Konan: You mean a cake in the shape of a fish? I suppose I can manage that, if I get creative and -- Kisame: No, no; a regular cake, but with one of the fishes stuck inside. Ohhhh, can you imagine how spectacular that will taste! Come on, let's hurry home! Now my stomach is REALLY growling! Konan:

#writer: ladykissingfish #day 4 #birthday free for all #kisame birthday bash 2024 #kisame hoshigaki #konan #kisakona

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Happy birthday Kisame 🎁 @kisames-corner

#artist: thornbush-full-of-roses #day 4 #birthday free for all #kisame birthday bash 2024 #kisame hoshigaki #nail art

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Birthday free for all!

Happy Birthday Kisame! @kisames-corner

#artist: reikomiyamoto1991 #day 4 #birthday free for all #kisame birthday bash 2024 #kisame hoshigaki #akatsuki

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Day 3: Hide the Body Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi Characters: Hoshigaki Kisame, Tobi (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi Additional Tags: Kisame Birthday Bash 2024, Dead Body, Humor, Tobi Is Not Helpful, Uchiha Itachi is So Done, Kisame is Tired Series: Part 3 of Kisame Birthday Bash Summary:

There is not a lot in this world that could instill fear in the wielder of one of the Seven Ninja Swords of the Mist.

Some would even say that someone like him feared nothing, that with his reputation and prowess as one of the deadliest nukenin in the five shinobi nations there shouldn’t be anything he feared…and it was true that before the Akatsuki nothing shook his resolve or his drive. Key word, before he joined the Akatsuki he wasn’t much afraid of anything.

#writer: melodiouswanderer #day 3 prompt 2 #hide the body #kisame birthday bash 2024 #kisame hoshigaki #tobi #itach uchiha #kisaita

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*Kisame walks into the Akatsuki hideout carrying a large sack*

Kisame: Okay, so … how much do you all love me?

Konan: Depends on what you’re about to ask. 

Kisame: Alright, well … I may have, accidentally … killed Hidan.

Deidara: No, you didn’t, hm. You know that freak is immortal.

Kisame: Well I think I might have ended that for him! I was with him on a mission and after we took out the enemy he grabbed one of the bodies for that heathen prayer ritual thing. But I just wanted to get home so I ripped that stupid necklace off of him mid-prayer. And before I knew it Samehada had sucked him dry of chakra. It’s been 7 hours and he hasn’t moved or breathed …

Kisame: *holds up the sack* I put him in here, and I need help hiding him.

Deidara: Why didn’t you just drop him in the woods somewhere?

Itachi: And why do you need to hide him in the first place?

Kisame: Kakuzu. I know he acts like he hates the bastard but come on, anyone can see the truth. He’ll probably gut me and hang me up on the wall! And really, drop him in the woods? For gods sake, he was a part of us! Do you think he’d want his final resting place to be in some dark hole in the forest? Instead of here, with those who loved him??

Itachi: “Loved” is stretching it …

Zetsu: That’s quite a touching sentiment, Kisame.

Deidara: It’s quite stupid, hm. But … *goes to a spot behind the chair and lifts up a couple of floorboards* Stick him in here until after Kakuzu goes to bed, then we can bury him under that tree in the garden.

Konan: … Did those boards always move?

Deidara: No; Danna uses this to stash his valuable puppets, hm.

Sasori: Way to keep my secrets, brat.

*they hear Kakuzu coming*

Deidara, whispering: Hurry!

*Kisame quickly dumps the body into the hole in the floor, Deidara replaces the boards, and they both sit with the others and try to look casual*

Kakuzu: Oh, Kisame, you’re back from that mission already? Where’s Hidan? 

Kisame: We … uh … after the mission we separated because he wanted a longer walk to stretch his legs but I took the short way home. H-he should be here soon?

Kakuzu: Mm. By the way … I was going through the accounts this morning, and discovered quite a large sum of money missing from the savings. Anyone have any idea what happened to it?

*nobody says anything*

Kakuzu: Well don’t all talk at once, now. Come on, it didn’t just disappear, did it? I —

*from under the floor*

Hidan: The puppet’s got a LOT of new and EXPENSIVE-ass looking tools down here! And why don’t ya ask shark-dick about that new hilt on his fucking gay-ass sword?!

Kakuzu: What the fuck —

Sasori: I hate this house.

Kisame: … Shit.

#writer: ladykissingfish #day 3 prompt 2 #hide the body #kisame birthday bash 2024 #kisame hoshigaki #the akatsuki #itachi uchiha #hidan #kakuzu #konan